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Forever Hers*
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May 5, 2014 5:05am UTC

My brother told me a joke . I laughed to tears. He told me the same joke again, I laughed but not as hard . he kept repeating the joke and I stopped laughing . he said ' if you can't laugh at the same joke over and over again , why do you keep crying over the same person over and over again ?? '

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 1:05pm UTC

Person: You're blocking the view!
Me: I am the view. XD

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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spence*
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May 3, 2014 2:35pm UTC

I wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 3:34pm UTC

Dude, I was there.
Don't try to change the story.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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January 21, 2014 11:26am UTC

At least I never went through the "Rawr means I love you in dinosaur" phase

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Rajsonkar
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January 20, 2014 7:38pm UTC

Professor: Chemical Symbol of Barium?Me: BaProfessor: and Sodium?Me: NaProfessor: What will we get if 1 atom of Ba & 2atoms of Na are combined?Me: BaNaNa!!!!!

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:53am UTC

i was never jealous of barbies
body. i was jealous of all the sht she had and that fcking mansion and her pimp a.ss car and her hot boyfriend

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dolph*
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January 20, 2014 3:35pm UTC

me: mom..dad...i'm bi
mom:
dad:
me: bilingual haha hasta luego bi'ttches

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 6:45am UTC

last year this kid had some water
damage on his math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked how it had gotten wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said "from my tears."

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 4:05pm UTC

The biggest
communication
problem is we do
not listen to
understand.
We listen to reply.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 7:09am UTC

the head of a company survived 9/11 because
his son started kindergarten.
another fellow was alive because it was
his turn to bring donuts.
one woman was late because her
alarm clock didn't go off in time.
one was late because of being stuck in the NJ turnpike
because of an auto accident.
one of them
missed his bus.
one spilled food on her clothes and had to take
time to change.
one's
car wouldn't start.
one couldn't
get a taxi.
the one that stuck me the most was the man
who put on a new pair of shoes that morning.
took the various means to get to work but before
he got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
he stopped at a drugstore to buy a band-aid.
that is what he is alive today...
now when i am
stuck in traffic
miss an elevator,
turn back to answer a ringing telephone...
all the little things that annoy me,
i think to myself,
this is exaclty where
i'm meant to be
at the very moment.

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*silvergirl*
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January 22, 2014 7:46pm UTC

My life is like a romantic comedy except there is no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes

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toohighexpectations
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 7:34pm UTC

man up.
if you're into her,
tell her.

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I wonder if I've met the person I'm going to end up marrying.

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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ*
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October 1, 2012 5:03pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
How do I unbake a cake?
Best Answer:
You can't. Once the ingredients are mixed up and baked, it's permanent.
Other Answer:
Put it back in the oven, set it to the negative of whatever temp you baked it at, such as -325 degrees, and leave it in for the same amount of time you baked it for. It has to be exact! If you unbake it too much the flour will turn to wheat and the eggs will turn into a chicken. Don't ask me how.

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Maddyhj
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September 30, 2012 9:48pm UTC

"They're like twelve ."
Says the 13 year old.

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littleleftofthemiddle
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September 30, 2012 8:40pm UTC

I believe in equality.
if we have 5 days school, then we should have 5 day weekends as well.

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Shar326
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September 17, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Pretty girl: I just got 100 likes on my photo
Athletic person: I just beat everyone in school at running
Smart person: I just got straight A's on my report card
Popular person: Lol 5 guys asked me out today and I turned all of them down
Me: I can breathe...

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lovedmg14
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August 21, 2012 10:37am UTC

2 ∞ & ↑

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