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  1. Forever Hers* Forever Hers*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 5:05am UTC
    My brother told me a joke . I laughed to tears. He told me the same joke again, I laughed but not as hard . he kept repeating the joke and I stopped laughing . he said ' if you can't laugh at the same joke over and over again , why do you keep crying over the same person over and over again ?? '

  2. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 1:05pm UTC
    Person: You're blocking the view!
    Me: I am the view. XD

  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:35pm UTC
    I wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 3:34pm UTC
    Dude, I was there.
    Don't try to change the story.

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 11:26am UTC
    At least I never went through the "Rawr means I love you in dinosaur" phase

  7. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 7:38pm UTC
    Professor: Chemical Symbol of Barium?Me: BaProfessor: and Sodium?Me: NaProfessor: What will we get if 1 atom of Ba & 2atoms of Na are combined?Me: BaNaNa!!!!!

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:53am UTC
    i was never jealous of barbies
    body. i was jealous of all the sht she had and that fcking mansion and her pimp a.ss car and her hot boyfriend

  9. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 3:35pm UTC
    me: mom..dad...i'm bi
    me: bilingual haha hasta luego bi'ttches

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:45am UTC
    last year this kid had some water
    damage on his math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked how it had gotten wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said "from my tears."

  11. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 4:05pm UTC
    The biggest
    problem is we do
    not listen to
    We listen to reply.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 7:09am UTC
    the head of a company survived 9/11 because
    his son started kindergarten.
    another fellow was alive because it was
    his turn to bring donuts.
    one woman was late because her
    alarm clock didn't go off in time.
    one was late because of being stuck in the NJ turnpike
    because of an auto accident.
    one of them
    missed his bus.
    one spilled food on her clothes and had to take
    time to change.
    car wouldn't start.
    one couldn't
    get a taxi.
    the one that stuck me the most was the man
    who put on a new pair of shoes that morning.
    took the various means to get to work but before
    he got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
    he stopped at a drugstore to buy a band-aid.
    that is what he is alive today...
    now when i am
    stuck in traffic
    miss an elevator,
    turn back to answer a ringing telephone...
    all the little things that annoy me,
    i think to myself,
    this is exaclty where
    i'm meant to be
    at the very moment.

  13. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 7:46pm UTC
    My life is like a romantic comedy except there is no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes

  14. toohighexpectations toohighexpectations
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    man up.
    if you're into her,
    tell her.

  15. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    I wonder if I've met the person I'm going to end up marrying.

    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    How do I unbake a cake?
    Best Answer:
    You can't. Once the ingredients are mixed up and baked, it's permanent.
    Other Answer:
    Put it back in the oven, set it to the negative of whatever temp you baked it at, such as -325 degrees, and leave it in for the same amount of time you baked it for. It has to be exact! If you unbake it too much the flour will turn to wheat and the eggs will turn into a chicken. Don't ask me how.

  17. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    "They're like twelve ."
    Says the 13 year old.

  18. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    I believe in equality.
    if we have 5 days school, then we should have 5 day weekends as well.

  19. Shar326 Shar326
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Pretty girl: I just got 100 likes on my photo
    Athletic person: I just beat everyone in school at running
    Smart person: I just got straight A's on my report card
    Popular person: Lol 5 guys asked me out today and I turned all of them down
    Me: I can breathe...

  20. lovedmg14 lovedmg14
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:37am UTC
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