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1. toohighexpectations
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2012 1:42pm UTC
   Time spent → in the shower;
   25% - Daydreaming.
   25% - Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air.
   20% - Turing in a circle to maintain even hot water distribution.
   10% - Catching water in your mouth and spitting it out.
   10% - Contemplating the hardest decisions of life.
   7% - Washing hair.
   3% - Washing other body parts.
   
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2. toohighexpectations
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2012 1:35pm UTC
   There's a fine line between confidence and arrogance. Don't cross it.
   
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3. toohighexpectations
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2012 1:26pm UTC
   Baby all I want for Christmas
   is you
   LOL just kidding, I want presents. Deffinately presents
   
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4. toohighexpectations
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   December 2, 2012 1:19pm UTC
   But if there's one real thing you chose to believe,
   just don't lose your faith in me.
   
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5. toohighexpectations
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   December 2, 2012 1:09pm UTC
   Drake and Josh's teenage years were hell.
   I wish I realized the obvious message that growing up was gonna suck sooner..
   
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6. toohighexpectations
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2012 12:53pm UTC
   That night
   I slept on your side of the bed so it was ready when you got home
   nmf
   
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7. toohighexpectations
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2012 12:40pm UTC
   Mitt Romney paid $800 million to not become president.
   I did the same. Now you tell me; who's the better businessman?
   nmq
   
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8. toohighexpectations
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2012 4:10pm UTC
   “I am nothing special, of this I am sure. I am a common man with common thoughts and I’ve led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I’ve loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough.”
   
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9. toohighexpectations
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2012 4:03pm UTC
   I want
   everyone to be thankful for the roof over their head, the clothes on their backs, and the internet on which they prefer to spend their life on.
   
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10. toohighexpectations
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    I want
    everyone to just stop and take a breath
    
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11. toohighexpectations
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    I want
    my life to be like a Nicholas Sparks novel
    
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12. toohighexpectations
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    November 12, 2012 3:51pm UTC
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13. toohighexpectations
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    "So it's not gunna be easy.
    It's gunna be really hard;
    we're gunna have to work at this everyday.
    But I wanna do that, because I want you.
    I want all of you, forever, everyday."
    
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14. toohighexpectations
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 10:04am UTC
    So don't fall in love there's just too much to lose
    &when given the choice, I'm begging you choosen to
    Walk away, walk away. Don't let it get to you
    I can't bear to see the same happen to you.
    
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15. toohighexpectations
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 10:30am UTC
    He makes pinky promises, he tells me how much he loves my natural hair,
    he listens to my favorite music with me, he bends down to hug me,
    he makes me laugh on my worst days, he carries me on his back,
    he doesn't rush me into anything, he picks me up when we play baskeyball,
    he makes me feel special,
    He's perfect.
    
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16. toohighexpectations
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    I've got the scars
    To prove that only the strong survive
    nmf
    
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17. toohighexpectations
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    If we're all born to die and we all die to live,
    then whats
    the point of
    living life if it
    just contradicts?
    
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18. toohighexpectations
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    It will all be better
    by tommorrow.
    
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19. toohighexpectations
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    me: opens internet
    me: youtube.com
    me: plays favorite song
    me: adds tab
    me: wittyprofiles.com
    me: signs in
    me: checks notifications
    me: switches tab
    me: switches tab
    me: switches tab
    me: switches tab
    
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20. toohighexpectations
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 4:32pm UTC
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