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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    shoutout to the 90s kids for being
    the proudest of their decade for no apparent reason.

  2. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    I bet there's going to be more teenagers;
    at the premiere of Monsters Inc. 2 than little kids.

  3. andreapicii andreapicii
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
    Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
    Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
    Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
    Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
    Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
    Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
    Tumblr

  4. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 7:27am UTC
    Reading a text 10 times
    -and not understanding what it means and replyin "lol"

  5. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:55am UTC
    don't let these waves wash away
    your hopes.
    ~~~~~~~~~~

  6. gloriaLOVE gloriaLOVE
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 11:10am UTC
    Me: *singing Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song*
    Him: Ohmygosh, 90's kid shows! Gotta love 'em!
    Me: I know, right?
    Me: My kids are gonna be forced to watch shows like CatDog.
    Me: And Courage the Cowardly Dog.
    Him: ... You mean our kids?

  7. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Anyone Else
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

  8. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  9. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  10. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  11. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  12. x_o_x_o x_o_x_o
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Y.O.L.O
    you only live once
    (*with the exception of , cats, mario, and Jesus)

  13. livinxitxupx livinxitxupx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Dear food,
    you have two choices,
    either go to my boobs or my butt.
    thank you.
    & i think thats 'him'...

  14. aubweeexx aubweeexx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    The day I'll
    stop loving you,
    is the day that
    Spencer finds
    a beavcoon
    nmf

  15. The_Drama_Girl The_Drama_Girl
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    Ok, so I know you guys probably don't care,
    but carly rae jepsen followed me on twitter :)
    nmf

  16. caramelcoco11 caramelcoco11
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    Our Generations Kids.
    Kid one: Hi!
    Kid two: Hi!
    Kid One: Whats your name!
    Kid Two: Larry, whats yours?
    Kid One: Niam..
    Kid Two: Your parents love One Direction too?
    Kid One:...Maybe..
    I Saw this and just thought it was funny! (: ILOVEONEDIRECTION<3

  17. snickerlover snickerlover
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Phantom Vibration Syndrome
    when you think your phone vibrates from a text or call, but nothing is there.
    Well, I'm screwed...

  18. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    just a girl with
    a million possibilities
    ahead of her.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  19. Julielool Julielool
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    That awkward moment when;You're laughing so hard in class,the teacher stops the class,looks at you, & asks you if you're okay.
    Fav if you relate to it.

  20. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    congrats on your gold
    medals, Ryan Lochte...
    ..and your abs
    ..and your face
    -tumblr

:)

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