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yayrey
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August 21, 2012 10:24am UTC

Conversations on witty♥
June 2012: Directioners VS Directionators
1-15th July 2012: Nutella Lovers VS Nutella Haters
16- 30th July 2012: Gay Marriages
1-10th August 2012: New Witty VS Old Witty
11-20th August 2012: Weird Usernames Following Us
Now: Disney VS Nickelodean
More to come.....
I may have gotten some of the dates wrong. Comment and I'll fix it in the next one.
Format by Yayrey

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BlazingDawn
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August 21, 2012 10:15am UTC

When I'm home on a school day, I look at the clock and think "Haa, those B&tches are in math class!";)

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sighdanielle *
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Dear Boyfriend,
Yeah, You might wear the pants in the relationship, But I control the zipper.
Sincerely, Girlfriend.

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xxcorinne95xx
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 10:00pm UTC

Being single is better than being
lied to,cheated on,and disrespected.
nmq**

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 9:34pm UTC

I love how "guys on Witty"
but their name in their username
IRONIC HUH? "
I don't want followers because I'm a boy" '
SO WHY IS YOUR FREAKING NAME IN THE USERNAME?!
My username isn't
heyimDanielle
Danielleishere
and 90% of the girls on here DON'T have their name in their username but 905 of the boys do. huh. weird.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 9:20pm UTC

I see people complain about
not being able to sleep or do homework
because of Facebook and I’m like
"You don't even know procrastination
until you get a Witty."

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Smiley_101
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Who Else Mentally Says
WED-NES-DAY
When Spelling
Wednesday?

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Today I tried to prank
Call Dominos Pizza
The conversation went like this:
Me: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
The Cashier responded: "No, this is Patrick."
MADE. MY. LIFE.

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maddiesmith2313
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 4:04pm UTC

*just shaved my legs*
Me: woo! my legs are soo smooth!
*next morning, feels legs*
Me: I sware im a gorilla...

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

❄
❄ ❄
❄
☃
sweater weather
is better weather

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nerdsandbows
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 2:36pm UTC

In french you dont really say "i miss you" you say "tu me manques" which is closer to "you are missing from me". I love that. It's like you are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, an organ, or blood, I cannot function without you ♥

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Awkkk
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 2:36pm UTC

That awkward moment when #17
you forget your armpits are hairy and you wear a tank top

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ForeverSouless
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 1:21pm UTC

Steve lives in Boston, Massachusetts,
and
Jenna Marbles lives in Boston, Massachusetts…
I wonder if they know each other.
o_O

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CaliGirlSwag
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 1:25pm UTC

Guy I Like: Hey.
Guy I Don't Like: Hello you super wonderful, extremely beautiful, teriffic girl! You're the most amazing human being I have ever had the pleasure of meeting! You're unlike any girl I've ever met. You give me hope. There should be a holiday dedicated to you. The moon & stars don't shine as bright as you. I'm going to bake you a cake, because you're just so amazing! My love for you is unconditional, MARRY ME ALREADY.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 3:41am UTC

How I would commentate the Olympics:
me: wow you are too flexible to be human
me: aaaaand there's a guy with a really nice butt in lane three
me: oh she has nice abs how can i get nice abs??
me: someone got a gold medal but idk who because i was distracted by the guy with the nice butt
me: does anyone know the nice-butt guy's phone number?
me: HERE'S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE
me: omg his biceps are the size of my thighs
me: i want to feel his biceps
me: would i get fired for feeling his biceps or
me: michael phelps you are beautiful and i want your babies
me: RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMISED BY THAT OTHER GUY'S NICE BUTT

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RainbowMarshmellows
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 2:23am UTC

Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me.

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ChickFlick
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Seeing boys play with
little kids is probley the
most attractive thing ever.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC

*Me Playing With My Cat*
Me: Who's a little adorable kitty? You are! Yes, you are! I could just eat you up cause' you're so damn cute. Do you know that? I bet you don't, you adorable bundle of fluffy cotton!
Cat: Meow... *bites me*
Me: OW, YOU LITTLE SH*T! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
*Five Minutes Later*
Me: Oh, you're so cute. Who's my fluffy boyfriend? You are, my little fluffy kitty boyfriend.

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MrsNiallHoran13
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:05am UTC

So if Europe uses Euros,
Shouldn't Africa use Afros?

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MissJade09
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 8:45am UTC

I
90%
of teens would go into panic. if Justin Bieber was on a 274 foot building about to jump.
Fave if you´re that
10%
that would grab a chair and some Pop corn and shout
Jump!!!!

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