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  1. yayrey yayrey
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:24am EDT
    Conversations on witty♥
    June 2012: Directioners VS Directionators
    1-15th July 2012: Nutella Lovers VS Nutella Haters
    16- 30th July 2012: Gay Marriages
    1-10th August 2012: New Witty VS Old Witty
    11-20th August 2012: Weird Usernames Following Us
    Now: Disney VS Nickelodean
    More to come.....
    I may have gotten some of the dates wrong. Comment and I'll fix it in the next one.
    Format by Yayrey

  2. BlazingDawn BlazingDawn
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:15am EDT
    When I'm home on a school day, I look at the clock and think "Haa, those B&tches are in math class!";)

  3. sighdanielle * sighdanielle *
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:43pm EDT
    Dear Boyfriend,
    Yeah, You might wear the pants in the relationship, But I control the zipper.
    Sincerely, Girlfriend.

  4. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 10:00pm EDT
    Being single is better than being
    lied to,cheated on,and disrespected.
    nmq**

  5. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:34pm EDT
    I love how "guys on Witty"
    but their name in their username
    IRONIC HUH? "
    I don't want followers because I'm a boy" '
    SO WHY IS YOUR FREAKING NAME IN THE USERNAME?!
    My username isn't
    heyimDanielle
    Danielleishere
    and 90% of the girls on here DON'T have their name in their username but 905 of the boys do. huh. weird.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:20pm EDT
    I see people complain about
    not being able to sleep or do homework
    because of Facebook and I’m like
    "You don't even know procrastination
    until you get a Witty."

  7. Smiley_101 Smiley_101
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 5:05pm EDT
    Who Else Mentally Says
    WED-NES-DAY
    When Spelling
    Wednesday?

  8. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 4:28pm EDT
    Today I tried to prank
    Call Dominos Pizza
    The conversation went like this:
    Me: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
    The Cashier responded: "No, this is Patrick."
    MADE. MY. LIFE.

  9. maddiesmith2313 maddiesmith2313
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 4:04pm EDT
    *just shaved my legs*
    Me: woo! my legs are soo smooth!
    *next morning, feels legs*
    Me: I sware im a gorilla...

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 2:33pm EDT

    ❄ ❄


    sweater weather
    is better weather

  11. nerdsandbows nerdsandbows
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 2:36pm EDT
    In french you dont really say "i miss you" you say "tu me manques" which is closer to "you are missing from me". I love that. It's like you are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, an organ, or blood, I cannot function without you ♥

  12. Awkkk Awkkk
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 2:36pm EDT
    That awkward moment when #17
    you forget your armpits are hairy and you wear a tank top

  13. ForeverSouless ForeverSouless
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 1:21pm EDT
    Steve lives in Boston, Massachusetts,
    and
    Jenna Marbles lives in Boston, Massachusetts…
    I wonder if they know each other.
    o_O

  14. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 1:25pm EDT
    Guy I Like: Hey.
    Guy I Don't Like: Hello you super wonderful, extremely beautiful, teriffic girl! You're the most amazing human being I have ever had the pleasure of meeting! You're unlike any girl I've ever met. You give me hope. There should be a holiday dedicated to you. The moon & stars don't shine as bright as you. I'm going to bake you a cake, because you're just so amazing! My love for you is unconditional, MARRY ME ALREADY.

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 3:41am EDT
    How I would commentate the Olympics:
    me: wow you are too flexible to be human
    me: aaaaand there's a guy with a really nice butt in lane three
    me: oh she has nice abs how can i get nice abs??
    me: someone got a gold medal but idk who because i was distracted by the guy with the nice butt
    me: does anyone know the nice-butt guy's phone number?
    me: HERE'S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE
    me: omg his biceps are the size of my thighs
    me: i want to feel his biceps
    me: would i get fired for feeling his biceps or
    me: michael phelps you are beautiful and i want your babies
    me: RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMISED BY THAT OTHER GUY'S NICE BUTT

  16. RainbowMarshmellows RainbowMarshmellows
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 2:23am EDT
    Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me.

  17. ChickFlick ChickFlick
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 3:27pm EDT
    Seeing boys play with
    little kids is probley the
    most attractive thing ever.

  18. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:05pm EDT
    *Me Playing With My Cat*
    Me: Who's a little adorable kitty? You are! Yes, you are! I could just eat you up cause' you're so damn cute. Do you know that? I bet you don't, you adorable bundle of fluffy cotton!
    Cat: Meow... *bites me*
    Me: OW, YOU LITTLE SH*T! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
    *Five Minutes Later*
    Me: Oh, you're so cute. Who's my fluffy boyfriend? You are, my little fluffy kitty boyfriend.

  19. MrsNiallHoran13 MrsNiallHoran13
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 9:05am EDT
    So if Europe uses Euros,
    Shouldn't Africa use Afros?

  20. MissJade09 MissJade09
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 8:45am EDT
    I
    90%
    of teens would go into panic. if Justin Bieber was on a 274 foot building about to jump.
    Fave if you´re that
    10%
    that would grab a chair and some Pop corn and shout
    Jump!!!!

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