Conversations on witty♥ June 2012: Directioners VS Directionators 1-15th July 2012: Nutella Lovers VS Nutella Haters 16- 30th July 2012: Gay Marriages 1-10th August 2012: New Witty VS Old Witty 11-20th August 2012: Weird Usernames Following Us Now: Disney VS Nickelodean More to come..... I may have gotten some of the dates wrong. Comment and I'll fix it in the next one. Format by Yayrey
I love how "guys on Witty" but their name in their username IRONIC HUH? " I don't want followers because I'm a boy" ' SO WHY IS YOUR FREAKING NAME IN THE USERNAME?! My username isn't heyimDanielle Danielleishere and 90% of the girls on here DON'T have their name in their username but 905 of the boys do. huh. weird.
In french you dont really say "i miss you" you say "tu me manques" which is closer to "you are missing from me". I love that. It's like you are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, an organ, or blood, I cannot function without you ♥
Guy I Like: Hey. Guy I Don't Like: Hello you super wonderful, extremely beautiful, teriffic girl! You're the most amazing human being I have ever had the pleasure of meeting! You're unlike any girl I've ever met. You give me hope. There should be a holiday dedicated to you. The moon & stars don't shine as bright as you. I'm going to bake you a cake, because you're just so amazing! My love for you is unconditional, MARRY ME ALREADY.
How I would commentate the Olympics: me: wow you are too flexible to be human me: aaaaand there's a guy with a really nice butt in lane three me: oh she has nice abs how can i get nice abs?? me: someone got a gold medal but idk who because i was distracted by the guy with the nice butt me: does anyone know the nice-butt guy's phone number? me: HERE'S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE me: omg his biceps are the size of my thighs me: i want to feel his biceps me: would i get fired for feeling his biceps or me: michael phelps you are beautiful and i want your babies me: RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMISED BY THAT OTHER GUY'S NICE BUTT
*Me Playing With My Cat* Me: Who's a little adorable kitty? You are! Yes, you are! I could just eat you up cause' you're so damn cute. Do you know that? I bet you don't, you adorable bundle of fluffy cotton! Cat: Meow... *bites me* Me: OW, YOU LITTLE SH*T! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!? *Five Minutes Later* Me: Oh, you're so cute. Who's my fluffy boyfriend? You are, my little fluffy kitty boyfriend.