Witty Profiles
*Me Playing With My Cat*
Me: Who's a little adorable kitty? You are! Yes, you are! I could just eat you up cause' you're so damn cute. Do you know that? I bet you don't, you adorable bundle of fluffy cotton!
Cat: Meow... *bites me*
Me: OW, YOU LITTLE SH*T! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
*Five Minutes Later*
Me: Oh, you're so cute. Who's my fluffy boyfriend? You are, my little fluffy kitty boyfriend.
1103 faves · 6 comments · Aug 6, 2012 4:05pm
Amycakeisbackx
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1 decade ago
CANT !NG BREATH
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wittyspaz
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1 decade ago
excuse me... DYING ahahaha
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RememberThePast
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1 decade ago
You have no idea how hard this just made me laugh ...
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djquackquack
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1 decade ago
thats exactly me with my little sweetie
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thehairycouch
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1 decade ago
dont forget the scratching...ohhhh the scrtching
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skrewing* · 1 decade ago
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Can stop laughing , and can't breathe. LMAOOOO X'DDD