Harrystyles98

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Member Since: 7 Jun 2012 05:06pm

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Location: Massachusetts

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Hi, I'm Tess I am from Massachusetts. I love soccer and acting and skiing and just being a wierdo! :) My big day is August 10th. I'm not perfect and I'm ok with that cuz I love being me and i love my life. I am wierd sometimes and I make stupid jokes but you are only young once so EMBRACE it! Love you all!!!!Oh yeah I forgot to mention I LOVE HARRY STYLES!!!! We are going to get married no matter what anyone says-socially awkward-directioner-survivor (the show)-mOdern family-himym-big bang theoryI f you (the creeper) would like to see me (weirdo) I am In AverageBlonde37's profile pictureThat's all :) have a wittiful day :P also!!! My witty best friends are SoccerGirl1016 and 1Dloverforever so go follow them! NOW!!!

Now lets get to the good stuff. Greetings Earthlings. Im a misterious ghost that haunts her house, and witty is the only way i can communicate with mortals. Now, tess is probably the funniest person ever :) and if your not going to follow her, i will do something intimidating! tess is an amazing friend, ask anyone, and she is probably smarter than your iphone. She is gorgous too, so guys, you will be lucky to get her <3 she also has a pool and you know, thats pretty cool too :) Cherrriioooo

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Harrystyles98
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September 4, 2017 1:41pm UTC

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February 11, 2013 12:27pm UTC

I really need to answer my phone so i can see all the txt messages from that hot kid named grace

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Harrystyles98
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December 1, 2012 9:36pm UTC

*When I meet One Direction*
Me: *screeches*
Me: *gurgles and spits everywhere*
Me: *slams down to the ground*
Me: *kicks legs and flails arms*
Me: *grabs their shirts*
Me: *inhales their scent for 10 minutes*
Me: *screeches again*
Me: *latches on to Niall's leg and never lets go*
Me: "And that kids is how i got my first restraining order
*children exit prison*
Niall: "Please let go"

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Harrystyles98
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October 10, 2012 5:31pm UTC

*in the shower singing*
Me: "I really can't stay"
Will Ferrell: "But baby it's cold outside"
Me:
Will:
Me:
Will:
Both: "BUT BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE"

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Harrystyles98
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October 7, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Unless a boy is looking for a girl with no boobs and an awkward personality, then I will be forever alone

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Harrystyles98
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September 30, 2012 9:55am UTC

Me: "I have plenty of friends!"
Me: "You keep telling yourself
that."

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Harrystyles98
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September 30, 2012 9:48am UTC

No, I have not matured.
No, I do not plan to.

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Harrystyles98
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September 30, 2012 9:38am UTC

*walking into my church meeting yesterday*
Me: "Dad hurry up, we're 20 minutes late!"
-no response-
*i turn around to see him crawling on the ground with a big leaf in front of his face*
Dad:"Shhh try to blend in!"

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Harrystyles98
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September 28, 2012 4:32pm UTC

Interviewer: And Liam what's like the worst prank you've ever pulled on the band?
Louis: The worst prank Liam has ever pulled is probably telling us that we are stupid.

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Harrystyles98
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September 16, 2012 10:57pm UTC

*sees one new notification*
1.) _____ commented on your quote
Me: They didn't fav it... crap who did I offend.

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Harrystyles98
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 10:39pm UTC

Why were the 4 boys running?
Because they were in a "Big Time Rush" :D

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Harrystyles98
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September 8, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Boy: "Have you ever gone on a date before?"
Me: "Sure I've gone out on lots of dates! Like September 4th, August 10th, February 2...."
Boy: "What?"
Me: "Oh you meant like with another person! Ahahaha no..."

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Harrystyles98
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September 8, 2012 6:25pm UTC

Is it too much to ask for 1 boy to like me back?

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September 5, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Person: Do you know who Steve from witty is?
Me: You mean Steve Degraeve from Boston? Twitter name @degraeve. Who also owns a website called www.degraeve.com where you can visit the many other projects of mister Steve Degraeve?
Person: umm yes?
Me: Never heard of him.

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Harrystyles98
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September 1, 2012 11:29pm UTC

I wonder if any boy has ever looked at me and thought, wow that girl standing next to you is really beautiful

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Harrystyles98
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August 30, 2012 10:35pm UTC

Warning
This product may cause loss of hearing, detatchment of limbs, or death
Me: I am still going to eat it

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Harrystyles98
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August 29, 2012 9:09pm UTC

*at hair dresser*
Hair Dresser: "How much do you want taken off?"
Me: "Umm like an inch please."
Hair Dresser: "Okay!"
*takes off 7 inches*

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Harrystyles98
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August 28, 2012 6:03pm UTC

*finally comes out of bedroom*
Me: "Hello world!"
Girl:"AHHH she's so pale it burns!!"
Boy:"Why is she covered in nutella?!"
Mom:"Your laptop is on fire!!"
Dad:"Have you just been sitting in that towel for a week?!"
Guy:"MY LEG!"

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Harrystyles98
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August 25, 2012 2:56pm UTC

*wakes up and turns on radio in the morning*
Me: "It's such a beautiful day out I feel so happy"
Radio Guy: "You are closer to death then you were yesterday"
Me: "And there it goes"

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Harrystyles98
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August 24, 2012 5:23pm UTC

*Reading quote from Yahoo*
Me: "Who the heck uses yahoo?"

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