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Ultimate_Cookie_Monster

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Member Since: 7 Jul 2012 10:14am

Last Seen: 3 Oct 2015 05:46pm

Birthday: November 23

Location: Under your bed...

Gender: F

user id: 315520

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  1. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    *Walking home from school*
    Friend: I'm going to adopt you!!
    Me: Then, I won't cry myself to sleep anymore like a do every night!
    Friend: .....
    Me: Joking... I only cry most nights!!
    Friend: ...
    Me: I'm emooooo!!
    -Yes, i'm an emo.

  2. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 9:40am UTC
    My Mum: You need to do your homework before you go back to school!
    Me: That's a night-before-it's-due-problem...

  3. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    iloveyou
    I spelt it with no gaps,
    So that no one could get
    In the wya of us...

  4. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    Dressing up as a slutty school girl for Halloween...
    This should be fun...

  5. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 5:53am UTC
    When you love someone
    You can be with them
    All day
    Every day
    And never
    Get bored

  6. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    &Today, I had the best day ever...
    I went to the skate park to see my skater boy of a boyfriend,
    &he put his arms round me...
    &I did the same to him...
    We stayed like that for 2hours straight

  7. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Hey witty people, i need help with some homework...
    Can one of you PLEASE find me 3 advantages of using hardwood?
    If you do, I'll follow you.. Promisee♥

  8. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 7:20am UTC
    You're the one I don't regret loving

  9. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Just one of Avril Lavigne's lyrics,
    Can tell the story of my emotions...

  10. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Best mate: You need to be more ladylike!!
    Me: SUCK MY DICK

  11. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    & Today, my boyfriends best mate said
    That we are made for each other♥

  12. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    In English learning about nouns.
    Teacher: Name me a boyband
    Me: *First one to stick hand up in the air, desperate to answer*
    Teacher: *Sees, points at me!*
    Me: ONE DIRECTION!!!
    Teacher: Oh yes. Oh, Harry, we all love Harry.
    Me & Friend: Actually, NIALL!! WE LOVE NIALL!!
    Class: WTF!

  13. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    Don't you dare tell me all boys are the same
    When you haven't met my boyfriend
    Who tells me he loves me every night before he goes to bed.

  14. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    Everything will be alright.
    Maybe not now, but eventually

  15. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    My friends are the main reason
    I have trust issues...
    They just walk in my house, and take my food & my bed... Thanks...

  16. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    That annoying moment
    When you get all dressed up and look OK,
    to meet someone special...
    and they don't even show up...
    (quote by OneDirection/NMF)

  17. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Dobby is free.
    I am free...
    Therefore, I am Dobby!

  18. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Sharks eat meat.
    I eat meat.
    Therefore, I am a shark.

  19. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    If Monday had a face,
    I would punch it

  20. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 12:53pm UTC
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    Relatable Lyrics #1
    But baby know for sure that I'll never let you go...

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