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hey my name is ellie and i like supernatural and pugs and calm music and also coffee. i don't do that much on witty anymore because i'm always on tumblr, but that's okay because witty is dead anyways, right? you can follow my tumblr at skrewing.tk. i have met jared padalecki, jensen ackles, misha collins, mark sheppard, and richard speight, jr. that's all i have to say at the moment, have a great day. my old quotes suck

skrewing*
posted a quote
November 27, 2014 4:51pm UTC

if you want a music player on witty why not just go to sheep productions and make one there? +mp3skull for download links but you know its easy and if you don't get it look it up on tumblr

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skrewing*
posted a quote
November 27, 2014 4:48pm UTC

bruh witty is dead.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 6:01pm UTC

I'm not
Okay.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 11:35am UTC

me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly I am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something

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skrewing*
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 7:36pm UTC

Wisdom is not knowledge.
Knowledge is knowing.
Wisdom is doing.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 7:34pm UTC

The ones who are the hardest to love-
are the ones who need it the most.
100%mine, don't steal.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:30am UTC

I wish I had Dora's mum and dad.
They let that b/tch go everywhere.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:23am UTC

If karma doesn't hit you--
I will.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 1:54am UTC

Landon Kellinquinn Trancy
eating canned soup at 1aM
YOLO
Like - Comment
· 29 minutes ago ·
Okay, no.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 2:57pm UTC

I swear to god
Witty is going to make leggos go out of buisness.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 11:02pm UTC

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skrewing*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 1:00pm UTC

To Me,
Walking into a room and forgeting what you wanted is just as stupid as opening a new tab and forgeting what to type.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 9:26pm UTC

That Moment;
when you get a mini heart attack because you walked downstairs and you missed a step.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 9:03pm UTC

Me talking to popular girl:
Me: You is kind, you is smart... you is important.
Her: Really?<3
Me: HEEEEEELLL NOOO. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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skrewing*
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Yeah.
I'm suicidal because I'm
s e e k i n g attention. Yeah. That's why.

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skrewing*
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December 15, 2012 3:57pm UTC

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skrewing*
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Last Year
A family got murdered on December 24th. They didn't get half as much attention. So wittians, where are THEIR quotes?

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skrewing*
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 9:04pm UTC

So,
I understand you all have seen a billion quotes on witty about the shooting, and I bet you're going to scroll past this like "Oh my gosh, another freaking quote? I get it was bad but like, I'm sick of hearing of it!" But I just wante to say how much of a realization I had. These people will never get married, have children, for all we know one of those kids could have found the cure for cancer, and saved millions of lives, but because people ended their lives, they may never have one. Think about that. It's a lot more sad then you all think. These children could have had talent, they could have ended up being as talented as Selena Gomez, or Justin Bieber, but again, we will never know. One of these children could have been a president. A president who may have ended wars before they started. But we will never know. I'm not usually this rude, but what kind of sick twisted person could have murdered six-year olds? Your answer? Someone who couldn't look to the future and see what could have happened.
~Mine~

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posted a quote
December 9, 2012 2:21am UTC

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skrewing*
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Since when is it okay
to use acronyms for facts and use them as an excuse to do stupid sh'it?
Cause like, YOLO.

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