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  1. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    Hey Guys!
    So I've started making witty profile pictures, Look at mine and see what type I make. Then leave a comment on my profile, and I'll try to make yours! I hope you enjoy!

  2. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    I made a Tumblr exactly 24 hours and 43 minutes ago.
    and I have 301 posts.
    That sh/t is addicting.

  3. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    Don't worry, Beautiful.
    Everyone made fun of the ugly duckling, until they saw she was an incredible Swan.
    100% Mine.

  4. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 11:56am UTC
    Christmas.
    I don't know how to discribe it. Whenever I hear the word, see pictures of presents, and see the trees... I just get a warm feeling inside, like all my problems are just in my head. When I drive by the houses, and see the lights everywhere, I almost cry. I get the same feeling when I see things about Disney World. The feeling is incredible. Does anyone else feel the way I do? When your body just melts in the moment, and when nothing seems to matter? That warm feeling of Christmas. It's just perfect.

  5. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    So today PewDiePie made his 1,000th video.
    If you know who he is, fave.
    Comment how long you have been watching his channel, and how much this means to you.
    Or just freaking look him up.

  6. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    Just Think;
    You could have randomly touched anything
    And
    Lady Gaga
    Could have licked it.
    *100% Mine*

  7. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Don't follow my footsteps.
    I run into walls.

  8. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Hurricane Snooki - -
    hAS BLOWN EVERYONE ON THE EAST COAST.

  9. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    hey you!
    I can't read your font. Use a spacebar.
    -font by bubblesluvsyou

  10. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    Do you like my new shoes?
    You are a chair, darling.
    I can dream Harold!

  11. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Kncok Knock.
    It's open.

  12. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted
    He was still trying to figure out how you got his number.

  13. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    I don't care
    Who Gets Elected As President.
    As long as everyone still gets good halloween candy and puppies with bows on their head for christmas.

  14. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    That awkward moment---
    When you see an ad, and think its a quote.

  15. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    One Direction At The Park:
    Paul: Alright, boys, you can spend sometime here for a little while if you wan-- HARRY LEAVE THAT LADY ALONE!
    Harry: But Paul, we get on...like...really well...
    Paul: For christ sakes, LOUIS! WHY IS THAT GIRL CRYING?
    Louis: THE B//CH IS WEARING CROCS AND SOCKS, PAUL. I NEEDED TO SAY SOMETHING!
    Paul: Leave The Girl Alone Louis!
    Louis: God, Paul, stop being so rude! *snaps fingers in Z formation and walks away*
    Paul: Well, at least the others are behav-- NIALL, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SANDWICH?
    Niall: *points at couple enjoying a picnic* NIALLER LIKE A PUMA!
    Zayn: I RAN UNDER A TREE AND NOW THERE ARE LEAVES IN MY HAIR! LIAM, WHERE'S MY BRUSH AND MIRROR OMG, I FEEL THE LEAVES IN MY QUIFF OMG EWWWWW!!!
    Paul: Zayn, calm down! Niall, give the sandwich back! Well, at least Liam is always responsible.
    Liam: *walks over to couple making out* What you two are doing is highly inappropriate, there are small children around here, oh, and always remember to be safe and use protection, you'll thank me later.
    Harry: I'm no fred flinstone, but I can make your bed rock.
    Paul: This was not in my contract.
    ╔═══╗ ♪
    ║███║ ♫
    ║ (●) ♫
    ╚═══╝♪♪
    Fave If You Listened to Little Things!!

  16. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Me: I like halloween because its only 2 months away from Christmas!!
    Friend:...You have got to be kidding me.
    Me: Nope! I have a whole 2 months to see what I want.
    *Mom walks in*
    Mom: I'm still not getting you the thing you wanted--its 600 dollars. ._.
    Me: Ok, then you have 70 days to find out what to get me.
    Mom:...
    Me: TIMES A TICKIN' MUMMY.

  17. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    67....68....
    Me And One Direction......
    70......71......

  18. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    x
    x
    x
    x
    x
    x
    Hi, I'm Lucy, and this is what everone sees in me.
    x
    x
    x
    x
    x
    x
    And this is who I actually look like. But no one cares.
    Society Hurts.

  19. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    So my friend
    Tried to drown herself a week ago.
    She doesn't cut, she hurts herself with rubber bands.
    And shes really pretty.
    So I tried to cheer her up on video chat,
    and she kept acting sad.
    I turned my computer to the wall,
    and put my hair in a bun.
    I put a rainbow clown afro on and put a nutella mustache and beard on my face, and started doing the chicken dance.
    She started to laugh.
    But then, got sad again.
    I took a big bow tie, and put it around my neck, and looked even more hilarious.
    I told her I looked like a Chicago drug dealer.
    Again, she laughed.
    I told her this
    "Yep, My Theme Will Be; If you smoke my pot, you will be so high, I'll look like a normal person."
    She laughed so hard, she fell over.
    I just want you witty girls to know, if you ever feel sad, comment me, on my profile, and I'll make you feel better.

  20. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 10:51am UTC
    ms
    thumb
    point
    middleO
    ring
    pink
    S T O P .
    DON'T TOUCH ME THERE.
    This is my no-no square!
    R
    A
    P
    E
    Get Yo Hands Away From Me.
    COMPLETE format credit to Breez.

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