Me: I like halloween because its only 2 months away from
Christmas!!
Friend:...You have got to be kidding me.
Me: Nope! I have a whole 2 months to see what I want.
*Mom walks in*
Mom: I'm still not getting you the thing you wanted--its 600
dollars. ._.
Me: Ok, then you have 70 days to find out what to get me.
Mom:...
Me: TIMES A TICKIN' MUMMY.
