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it demands to be felt.

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 4:24pm UTC

if you rip out my headphones while im listening to music because you think its funny i will personally escort you to the gates of hell

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ImJustMeh
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March 1, 2013 12:01am UTC

the next time i hear thrift shop somebody is being sent to the emergency room

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ImJustMeh
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January 16, 2013 12:47pm UTC

*runs into the hospital with a broken arm*
Receptionist: Hello! How may I help you today?
Me: Two tickets to the circus, please
i saw this meme and lol

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 11:11pm UTC

I used to hate Squidward.
But now I realize that I am Squidward.
"Wake me up when I care"
"I hate everyone"
"This is idiotic"
"I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today"

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ImJustMeh
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January 13, 2013 12:14pm UTC

i dont hate you because you're fat. you're fat because i hate you.

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ImJustMeh
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January 7, 2013 2:01pm UTC

you should take a very long run off a very short cliff.

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:27pm UTC

Peeta: Let me ask you a question, Ceaser...do I smell like roses to you?
Ceaser: Uh, do I?
Peeta: You definitley smell better than I do.
Ceaser: I've lived here longer.

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 7:03pm UTC

No officer, my speech isn't slurred, I'm just talking in cursive.

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 11:44pm UTC

Me: British boys?
Me: Complaining?
Me: About not having girlfriends?
Me: Well chip chip cherrio come to the states my good 'ol chaps chip chip

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 1:49pm UTC

If I had $1 for every time someone told me I was pretty,
I'd have exactly $1.
Thanks, Mom.

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ImJustMeh
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December 3, 2012 5:53pm UTC

Friend: When a girl cries over a guy, she really loves him. When a guy cries over a girl it's because he wlil never love another girl like her.
Me: if a guy cried over me it's because i punched him in the face.

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ImJustMeh
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November 30, 2012 11:10am UTC

click to see this quote

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 11:53pm UTC

"A guy out there was meant to be the
love of your live, your best friend,
your soul mate, the one you can tell
your dreams to. He'll brush the hair
out of your eyes. Send you flowers
when you least expect it. He'll stare
at you during the movie, even though
he paid $8 to see it. He'll call to say
goodnight or just cause he is
missing you. He'll look in your eyes
and tell you you're the most
beautiful girl in the world, and for
the first time in your life, you'll
believe it."
~ Nicholas Sparks

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 11:45pm UTC

I'll always miss her. But our love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it.
~ A Walk to Remember

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 9:05pm UTC

my friend think he's smart
he said that onions are the only food that can make you cry.
so i threw a watermelon at his face. ♥

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 6:49pm UTC

HEY
i just met you
and this is
LOCO
but here's 4 candies
YOU GO
GLEN
COCO.

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Let's proudly wave our American Flags which were made in China.

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ImJustMeh
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November 12, 2012 4:21pm UTC

whatever you do, always give 100%.
.
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unless you're giving blood

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 10:01am UTC

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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ImJustMeh
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 1:03pm UTC

One Upon a Time,
a prince asked a beautiful princess
will you marry me?
the princess said
NO
and the princess lived happily ever after
and traveled around the world and met interesting people
and learned new stuff
and always put herself first
and went to rock concerts
and no one ever told her
"go make me a sandwich"
and kept her apartment and all of her shoes and never got cheated on, period.
and made tons of money
& the toilet seat was always down
(like it's supposed to)
The End.
tumblr o.o

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