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skrewing*
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October 18, 2012 5:20pm UTC

What girls wish we thought guys did at sleepovers:
Guy 1: *Takes out wallet* Thats the girl.
Guy 2: Shes so beautiful, i would die old with her.
Guy 3: WHERE'S THE ICE CREAM? I NEED FOOOOOD.
What we think guys do at sleepovers:
Guy 1: OH F*CK SHES HOT, I BET THE GIRLS ARE MAKING OUT, AND HAVING NAKED PILLOW FIGHTS.
Guy 2: OMG, MICHELLE IS SO HOT. I WOULD TAP HER ANYDAY.
Guy 3: Whats you wifi password? I need some p**n.
What guys wish girls do at sleepovers:
Girl 1: KISS ME!!
Girl 2: oK! and while we're at it, lets take off our shirts!
Girl 3: Lets just get naked and do sh**.
What most girls do at sleepovers:
Girl 1: Give me your toothbrush, i need to lose 5 pounds.
Girl 2: Can i wear you hollister/ambercrombie/coach shirt?
Girl 3: Take it all, its last season anyways.
Girl 2: *drops clothes on floor and burns them*
What me and MY friends do at sleepovers:
Me: Whats you wifi password?
Friend: It's 11 11 times (11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11)
Me: Thats witty... speaking of which.. *Logs on witty*
Friend: I need food.
Me: I would get food, except im on a diet..
Friend:.....O.O
Me: LOL! Get me some ice cream... this place about to BLOW.
Me: *Gets on youtube and watched pewdiepie for 8 hours*
Friend: *5 am* We... we should go to bed.
Me: ok, one more bite of ice cream though.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 5:19pm UTC

I always wondered why people are so much nicer online, and people are like, always talking about b***hes... but its so stupid, because if all of us are nice, There wouldn't be b***hes. So apperently a lot of you should start being as nice in real life as you on here. But no. You complain about being popular. Well some of you are so f**king pretty, so some of you are bound to be b***hes in real life. Stop faking.
Glad I Cleared That Up For You.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 11:26pm UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=nRk_vjatSUE&NR=1
I just made your life.<3

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skrewing*
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Hey witty girls!
I want a bulldog, a female bulldog, but my mom said no ;-;
Can you fave this quote so might get me one?
Or possibly give me a link to bulldog breeders in the Indiana-Wisconsion-Micigan areas?
Even commenting names could help! (I want a white or white and light brown bulldog)
Please, i'm counting on you!!<3

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skrewing*
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 9:39pm UTC

I burped, and it tasted like blueberry pancakes.
I didn't eat blueberry pancakes today....

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skrewing*
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Oops! Google Chrome could not find www.ihateonedirection.com
Suggestions:
Search on Google:
Google Chrome Help - Why am I seeing this page?
©2012 Google - Google Home
I wonder why o:
~true directioner quote c;

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skrewing*
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 5:16pm UTC

I have;
P.M.S
&
G.P.S,
Which means I'm a B\\ch and I will find you
Format: twilightgirl995

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skrewing*
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:23pm UTC

I hate you
I hate the people you f**k up
I hate your perfectness
I hate how you always win
I hate my life
I hate when you talk $hit
I hate when you laugh AT me
I hate how my family doesn't seem to care
I hate how no one is there for me
I hate how you walk, talk, and act better then everyone else
I hate how you don't know how to shut the helI up
I hate how you hate
I hate how you never stick up for me
I hate everything.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 10:11pm UTC

I got braces today.
and it sucked.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 10:40pm UTC

Me: *meets One Direction*
Me:
One Direction:
Me:
One Direction:
Me:
One Direction: Hey
Me: *Wakes Up*

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skrewing*
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 11:28am UTC

Let's Be Annoying;
HI IM
SHANIQUA AND THIS IZ MY WITTY. I LUV JB AND FOLLOW ME CUZ IM SO AWSUM. THXXXX BYE

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skrewing*
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 11:24am UTC

Plot Twist: 96

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skrewing*
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 11:31pm UTC

Snooki Gave Birth To The Jersey Devil.
Story told.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 6:32pm UTC

L.L.N
Laugh Like Niall
P.L.K
Party Like Ke$ha
R.L.G
Rule Like God
S.L.S
Smile Like Spongebob
R.L.M
Rack Like Megan(fox)
E.L.M
Eat Like Me
(I love niall<33333)

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skrewing*
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 5:49pm UTC

*Niall Playing With A Niall Doll*
Niall: *Hits self with doll*
Niall: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, MINI ME?
Niall: *Hits self again*
Niall: .......:(
Niall: Damn He's Good.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 5:40pm UTC

I ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT..;
the girls who wear short-shorts & belly shirts..
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
if I had the body for it, I WOULD BE RIGHT THERE WITH THEM.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 5:38pm UTC

I ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT...
the girls who wear short-shorts & belly shirts..
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
if I had the body for it, I WOULD BE RIGHT THERE WITH THEM.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 5:34pm UTC

*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
boy: "Mommy?"
mom: "What?"
boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?"
mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life."
*long silence*
boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?"

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skrewing*
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 5:31pm UTC

Daughter: I think im in love.
Mom: Your too young to understand love. Now I have to go. bye!
Daughter: Bye.
Mom: I love you.
Daughter: ...
Mom: Are you going to say I love you back.
Daughter: No, im too young to understand love, because apparently love does have an age limit, so no mom I cant say I love you back if Im to young and stupid to understand love.

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skrewing*
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 5:28pm UTC

Why I wear thick, fluffy socks:
1% comfort
1% warmth
98% increased ability to slide across floor like a fricken ninja on an invisible surf board

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