So my friend
Tried to drown herself a week ago.
She doesn't cut, she hurts herself with rubber bands.
And shes really pretty.
So I tried to cheer her up on video chat,
and she kept acting sad.
I turned my computer to the wall, 
and put my hair in a bun.
I put a rainbow clown afro on and put a nutella mustache and beard on my face, and started doing the chicken dance.
She started to laugh.
But then, got sad again. 
I took a big bow tie, and put it around my neck, and looked even more hilarious.
I told her I looked like a Chicago drug dealer.
Again, she laughed.
I told her this
"Yep, My Theme Will Be; If you smoke my pot, you will be so high, I'll look like a normal person." 
She laughed so hard, she fell over.

I just want you witty girls to know, if you ever feel sad, comment me, on my profile, and I'll make you feel better.