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Birthday: September 2

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Hey. Bambi. 18. Lacrossse player. Singer.
Friends, family, fiance
My dogs.
Pregnant. Twins :)
Engaged. Jaxon Robert Jameson.
Never really ON witty, soo

Hi there Parker! You just got hacked! xD. So this girl Yeah, she's
awesome. And hilarious, and amazingly nice. And her fiance (however the hell you spell that) is pretty cool too, but not as cool as me xD.  Bambi is super freakin cool, and it's your loss if you don't talk to her,  because even though I've never met her she's one of my best friends.
Yep. And she's super smart too. Ask her any question and she knows
it. It's kind of scary xD. And her baby? He's gonna have the best mommy ever, because Bambi is amazing. And idk what I'd do without her anymore, because she's just that amazing and smart and funny.
And she means alot to me. So if you hurt her, Imma be under your
bed. That's all I have to say for now. Bye Thumper! -Your best buddy


  1. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 10:41am UTC
    So hold me when i'm here
    right me when i'm wrong
    Hold me when i'm scared
    and love me when i'm Gone
    -When i'm gone by 3 doors down

  2. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 10:32am UTC
    Time started: 10:20 A.M
    Gender: Female
    Birthday: September 2, 1994
    Eye color: Dark blue
    Shoe size: 9
    Height: 5'7"
    What are you wearing: Jeans, my boyfriend's old baseball jersey
    Righty or lefty: Righty
    Who are your closest friends: Zoe, Dani, Summer
    Best place for a date?: A park or a beach
    Fave Color?: Blue
    Fave Number: 18
    Fave Boys Name: Jaxon
    Fave Girls Name: Bella
    Fave Sport: Lacrosse
    Fave Month: May
    Fave movies: Pitch Perfect, the Lion King
    Juice: I don't like juice xD
    Breakfast food: Pancakes
    Favorite cartoon character: I dunno
    Given anyone a bath: My like 1-5 year old siblings
    Smoked: Yeah
    Made yourself throw-up: Yeah
    Gone skinny dipping: Yep
    Eaten a dog: No
    Put your tongue on a frozen pole?: Yeah xD
    Loved someone so much it made you cry?: Yeah
    Played truth or dare: Yeah
    Been in a physical fight: Yep
    Been on a plane: Yes
    Been in a hot tub: Yes
    Cried when someone died: Yeah
    Fell off your chair: Yes
    Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: Yes
    Saved e-mails: Yeah
    Fallen for one of your best guy friends: Yes
    Made out with JUST a friend?: Yeah
    Used someone?: Nope
    Whats your good luck charm?: My angel necklace
    Best song you ever heard: You're gonna go far, kid by The Offspring
    What's your bedroom like: Extremley clean, blue and pink
    Last thing you said: Will you make pancakes, babe?
    What is beside you?: My friend Summer
    What kind of shampoo do you use: I don't use specific brands...
    Best thing that has happened to you this year?: Idk.
    Worst thing that has happened to you this year: Idk.
    Chicken pox: Yeahp
    Sore Throat: Yes
    Stitches: Yeah
    Broken nose: Uhhuh
    Do you believe in love at first sight?: Nah
    Like school: HAHAHAH no
    Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: No
    If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you?: My brothers, my friends, my boyfriend, my sisters
    Who was the last person that called you: My mother
    What makes you laugh the most?: Hilarious movies and dumb jokes xD
    What makes you smile?: Lots of things
    Your loudest friend: Dani
    Do you like filling these out?: Yeah
    Do you wear contacts or glasses: I'm suppossed to, I don't
    Do you like yourself: No.
    Do you get along with your family: Sometimes
    Stolen anything over $50: Yeah
    What are you listening to right now?: Fall For You, by Secondhand Seranade
    Got any awards?: Yes
    What car do you wish to have: Lime Green Jeep Wrangler
    Where do you want to get married: Woodlawn Beach
    If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: Lots of stuff..
    Good driver: Not really xD
    Good singer?: According to other people, but I suck
    Have a lava lamp?: Used to
    How many remote controls are in your house: 3
    Double jointed: Yeah
    What do you dream about: Doggies... my boyfriend ;)
    Last time you showered: This morning
    Last time you took a bath: Few weeks ago
    Chocolate: Gross
    Root Beer or Dr. Pepper: Dr. Pepper
    Summer or winter: Idk
    Silver or Gold: Gold
    Diamond or pearl: Diamond
    Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset
    Sprite or 7up: Sprite
    Cats or dogs: Both
    Coffee or tea: Neither
    Phone or in person: In person
    Indoor or outdoor: Outdoor
    End Time: 10:31 A.M

  3. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    You build her up
    Just to tear her down

  4. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 11:58am UTC
    And you're tied together with a smile
    But you're coming undone
    Format Credit: wittygirl2010

  5. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    Every action has an equal and opposite reaction

  6. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    Music is all you have

  8. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    The worst things in life come free to us....

  9. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    [] One of your parents is dead
    [x] You are expected to do a lot of chores
    [] You love to dress up
    [x] You love animals
    [] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
    [] Your mom is really strict
    [x] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
    [x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
    [x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
    [] You have blonde hair
    [x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
    [x] You’ve been lost in the forest
    [x] You love to read
    [] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
    [x] One of your family members is a bit weird
    [x] You have done volunteer work
    [x] You have a wild imagination
    [] You love to take care of people in need
    [x] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty (girls)
    [x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
    TOTAL: 8
    [] Your dad is very rich/important
    [x] You are very clever
    [] Your parents expect a lot from you
    [X] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
    [x]You’re a bit of a trouble maker
    [] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
    [x] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
    [x] You collect something
    [x]You have/had long, hair
    [] You have/had a pet fish
    [x] You’re extremely curious
    [x]You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
    Snow White:
    [] You know that you’re beautiful
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
    [x] You’ve almost been killed
    [] You have at least seven good friends
    [x] You’ve had food poisoning
    []You have/had short hair
    [] You get along with almost everyone
    [x] All of your friends are different
    [x] You love to have a good time
    []You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
    TOTAL: 4
    [x]You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    []People wish you could be a bit more girly
    [x]You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
    [x]You’ve had a physical fight with someone
    [x]You have/had considered running away from home
    []Your parents try to plan your life out
    [x] a lot of your friends are boys
    [x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
    [x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
    TOTAL: 7
    [x] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
    [x] You almost died at a very young age
    [x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
    [x]You have a decent singing voice
    [] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
    [] You spend most of your time outside [try to]
    [] You’re adopted
    [] You’re very romantic
    []Pink is one of your favorite colors
    TOTAL: 4
    [x] You love to walk around and explore big cities
    [x] You are more spiritual than religious
    [] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
    [x] One of your family members is dead (mum, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa)
    [] Your parents are very protective of you
    [x] Someone you know has been in war
    [x]You love nature
    [] You have/had black hair
    [x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
    [x]You’re very adventurous
    TOTAL: 7
    Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (full in blank with one you have highest total in)

  10. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    I'm intimidated by the fear of being average
    HelloFormats -Taylor Swift

  11. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    The Suite Life of Zach and Cody
    was the only show where there was a
    >>dumb Asian and
    a smart blonde<<

  12. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Write your name: Bambi
    Write your name with your elwbow: bnamb i
    write your name with your nose: bqmbv9i
    Write your name with your eyes close: bamvo
    Copy and paste it and then add your anwsers(:

  13. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    no joke.

  14. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    [ ] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [x] I have many scars.
    [x] I tan easily.
    [ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [x] I have a tattoo.
    [ ] I wear glasses.
    [ ] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [x] I have more than 1 piercing
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [x] I have freckles.
    [x] I've sworn at my parents.
    [x] I've run away from home.
    [x] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [] My actual parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I want to have kids someday.
    [x] I want to adopt someday.
    [ ] I'm in school.
    [ ] I have a job.
    [x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [] I almost always do my homework.
    [ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [x] I've stolen something from my school. stationary , nothing major
    [x] I've fallen in public.
    [x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [x] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x} I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [x] I've glued my hand to something.
    [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
    [] I was born with a disease/impairment. KInd of....
    [x] I've broken a bone.
    [x] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [x] I had a serious surgery.
    [x] I've had chicken pox.
    [x] I have/had asthma.
    [x] I've gotten lost in my town
    [x] I've seen a shooting star.
    [x] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [x] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [x] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [x] I've crashed a car.
    [] I've been skiing.
    [] I've been in a play.
    [x] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [x] I've sat on a roof top.
    [x] I've played a prank on someone.
    [] I've rode in a taxi.
    [] I've eaten Sushi.
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    [x] I've gone on a blind date.
    [x I miss someone right now.
    [x] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [x] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [x] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    [x] I've consumed alcohol
    [x] I regularly drink.
    [x] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [x] I take anti-depressants.
    [x] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    [x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [x] I've went to bed crying.

  15. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart
    -Helen Keller

  16. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    -It’s not like you to say sorry-
    (I was waiting on a different story)
    <<This time I’m mistaken>>
    ** for handing you a heart worth breaking **

  17. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 10:27am UTC
    So I have this friend named Carnage (not his real name but he goes by it sometimes. . .)
    And he asked me why my status was "Carnage <3" and my explination didn't fit in my actual status place
    So here is your explination, Carnage. I'll erase this quote later xD
    So basicly. . . My profile status was Carnage because obvs I was veryveryvery worried at that moment 'cuz you know how I am xD and that is a place of honor. And we all know you're kinda awesome so you were there 'cuz I never give you enough recognition for all you do for me everyday. And Mr. Carnage, I hear you are one helluva fighter, expecially with one of those triple B's xD Plus you're EPIC and AWESOME and COOL and FUNNY and SWEET and NICE and a DUMBA*S BADA*S and I could think of absolutley nobody or nothing better to put as my status at the moment. And, lol like, ur totes obs just that awesomez! <-had to do that. Anyways . . . I mean I couldn't bear looking at R.I.P Pheonix anymore and like I stated yesturday love you boii!! SO therefore your "name" was my status. Yep. Cuz you are friggen AMAZING, Kovu! And Taka is an awesome name. And I also put your name there because I was thinking abous some convo I had with... Blakey Boo I think... and he was like "You better hope baby Jax is nothing like the dude he is named after!!" and then I was like "No, it wouldn't be that bad" soz that's another reason. And I'm running outta reasonssss. The heart was there cuz I lovveeeeee youuuuuu!, Carnage!!! Lol I sound like a creeper. Were those enough reasons for ya?? Cuz I don't have anymore. Soooo yeaaaaa. Byeeee!!!!!!
    Format Credit: wittygirl2010

  18. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 8:23am UTC
    What if...
    We live to be 100
    Then we wake up
    As a baby and life was just
    a dream
    Only, after "living,"
    we knew exactly what to do?

  19. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 8:05am UTC
    Dear Haters of One Direction,
    Yeah us Directioners see your hate quotes. But is that going to stop us from liking them? Yeah you say all they do is 'act' like they love their fans. Hate to break it to you but they LOVE us. All of the hate needs to go away. Do you think that your opinion about them won't affect us? WRONG. You are hating on our boys. And when you hate on them, well we want to prove you wrong. Lets just see how many people care about whats being said about them. Repost this as your quote and sign your name at the bottom. Please, I don't want to be the only one on here who cares. i had to stick up for my boys:P
    DreamingDirectioner ;D
    TheExpertDirectioner <3
    Ellie_G :)
    Thump929 <3

  20. Thump929 Thump929
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    >>I'm not a princess<<
    This ain't a fairytale
    I'm not the one you sweep off her feet
    (Lead her up the stairwell)


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