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One Direction At The Park:

Paul: Alright, boys, you can spend sometime here for a little while if you wan-- HARRY LEAVE THAT LADY ALONE!
Harry: But Paul, we get on...like...really well...
Paul: For christ sakes, LOUIS! WHY IS THAT GIRL CRYING?
Louis: THE B//CH IS WEARING CROCS AND SOCKS, PAUL. I NEEDED TO SAY SOMETHING!
Paul: Leave The Girl Alone Louis!
Louis: God, Paul, stop being so rude! *snaps fingers in Z formation and walks away*
Paul: Well, at least the others are behav-- NIALL, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SANDWICH?
Niall: *points at couple enjoying a picnic* NIALLER LIKE A PUMA!
Zayn: I RAN UNDER A TREE AND NOW THERE ARE LEAVES IN MY HAIR! LIAM, WHERE'S MY BRUSH AND MIRROR OMG, I FEEL THE LEAVES IN MY QUIFF OMG EWWWWW!!!
Paul: Zayn, calm down! Niall, give the sandwich back! Well, at least Liam is always responsible.
Liam: *walks over to couple making out* What you two are doing is highly inappropriate, there are small children around here, oh, and always remember to be safe and use protection, you'll thank me later.
Harry: I'm no fred flinstone, but I can make your bed rock.
Paul: This was not in my contract.

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