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Johanna Mason*

Status: Chins up, Smiles On!

Member Since: 7 May 2012 12:43am

Last Seen: 4 Apr 2015 06:16pm

Birthday: June 6

Location: Outside your window

Gender: F

user id: 297970

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You never know what someone's going through.


HEY HEY HEY!
Destiny ~ 14 ~ Single

Dont dis this miss.
(dont say you werent warned)

I'm a music guru. I can sing dance and act. I like to make people laugh at my own expense.

BTW, I don't welcome Judgemental Dicks in any spot in my life but the past.


 





If you have a stardoll please vote me MSW! My username is Destiny-Tulip on Stardoll. Thankies



And now.... some 1D LOLs, Pics and GIFs. Down the bottom there's some Glee ones too.



 

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and one more thing...
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Put this on ur profile if u eat just as much as Niall Horan!

Dressup games at Stardoll
Don't Click Here!
  1. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 11:48pm EDT
    There's a little
    secret I would
    like to tell you
    Format by Breeze

  2. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 12:35am EST
    It's a pity your lipstick doesn't actually stick your lips together.

  3. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 4:05pm EST
    Confession:
    I know Clove's entire dialouge in The Hunger Games off by heart.
    Same with Johanna Mason's in Catching Fire...

  4. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:43am EST
    last year at school i was in a science lesson and we were looking at arctic animals and the teacher was listing the main animals, and she was like "arctic fox, polar bear, caribou" and then the quiet boy in the class put his hands on his head to make it look like antlers, wiggled his fingers and went "i'm a caribou, i f*ck you, yiddy yiddy yiddy yiddy yiddy."

  5. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 11:19pm EST
    This or that
    Put an X in all the ones you preferr.
    [x] Eminem or Lil Wayne []
    [] UGGs or flip flops [x]
    [] smoothies or slushies [x]
    [] Justin Bieber or Cody Simpson[x]
    [x] beach or swimming pool []
    [x] Witty or Facebook []
    [x] movies or TV shows []
    [] curly hair or straight [x]
    [x] Abercrombie or Hollister []
    [] dogs or cats [x]
    [x] Winter or Summer []
    [x] solo artists or bands [x]
    [x] singing or acting []
    [x] pictures or videos [x]
    [x] softball or lax []
    [] books or magazines[x]
    [x] love or friendship[]
    [x]straight or gay[]
    [x]beautiful or hot[]
    []asleep or awake[x]
    [x]sun or stars[x]
    [x]cake or pie[]
    []m&ms or skittles[x]
    []pancakes or French toast[x]
    [] Selena Gomez or Demi Lovato[x]
    [] basketball or volleyball[]
    [x] cupcakes or muffins[x]
    []Chris Brown or Rihanna[x]
    [x] sky dive or bungee jump[x]
    [] Six Flags or Disneyland[x]
    [x] Italian food or Mexican food []
    [x] Converse or Vans []
    [] Twilight or Harry Potter [x]
    [x] Knee-Highs or Ankle-socks []
    [] Chocolate or Vanilla [x]
    [] Reading or Writing [x]
    [] Hot Fudge or chocolate syrup [x]
    [] Homework now or homework later [x]
    [] Fish or Chicken [x]
    [x] Boyfriend or Boy friend []

  6. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 4:10am EST
    There's nothing more dangerous
    Than a boy with charm

  7. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 12:47am EST
    APPEARANCE:
    [] I am shorter than 5'4".
    [] I have many scars.
    [] I tan easily.
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color.
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [] I wear glasses sometimes.
    [x] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
    [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
    [] I have more than 1 piercing
    [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
    [x] I have freckles.
    FAMILY:
    [] I've sworn at my parents.
    [] I've run away from home.
    [] I've been kicked out of the house.
    [x] My actual parents are together.
    [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
    [x] I want to have kids someday.
    [] I want to adopt someday.
    SCHOOL/WORK:
    [x] I'm in school.
    [ ] I have a job.
    [x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
    [x] I always do my homework.
    [x] I've missed a week or more of school.
    [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
    [x] I've stolen something from my school.
    EMBARRASSMENT:
    [x] I've fell in public.
    [x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
    [x] Disney movies still make me cry.
    [x] I've snorted while laughing.
    [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
    [] I've glued my hand to something.
    [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
    HEALTH:
    [x] I was born with a disease/impairment.
    [x] I've broken/fractured a bone.
    [] I've had my tonsils removed.
    [x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
    [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
    [] I had a serious surgery.
    [x] I've had chicken pox.
    [x] I have/had asthma.
    EXPERIENCES:
    [] I've gotten lost in my town
    [x] I've seen a shooting star.
    [x] I've wished on a shooting star.
    [] I've seen a meteor shower.
    [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
    [x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    [x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
    [] I've been skydiving.
    [] I've gone skinny dipping.
    [x] I've played spin the bottle.
    [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    [] I've crashed a car.
    [] I've been skiing.
    [x] I've been in a play.
    [] I've met someone in person from the internet.
    [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    [] I've sat on a roof top.
    [] I've played a prank on someone.
    [x] I've rode in a taxi.
    [] I've eaten Sushi.
    [] I've been snowboarding.
    RELATIONSHIPS:
    [] I've gone on a blind date.
    [x] I miss someone right now.
    [] I have a fear of abandonment.
    [] I've gotten divorced.
    [] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
    [] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
    [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
    [] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
    [] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
    HONESTY:
    [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
    [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
    [] I've snuck out of my house.
    [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
    [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
    [] I've cheated on a test.
    [] I've been suspended from school.
    BAD TIMES:
    [a sip] I've consumed alcohol
    [] I regularly drink.
    [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
    [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
    [] I take anti-depressants.
    [x] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
    [x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
    [x] I've went to bed crying.

  8. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 12:40am EST
    Happy Birthday, Zayn!!!!

  9. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 2:48pm EST
    and everyday i say i love you more than i did before
    and I don't think it's a lie. ♥

  10. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 4:04pm EST
    she lives in the shadow of a lonely girl
    voice so quiet you don't hear a word
    Always talking
    but she can't be heard

  11. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 2:06am EST
    i ' d t e l l h e r t o
    S P E A K U P
    t e l l h e r t o
    S H O U T O U T
    a n d k n o w t h a t
    RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
    y o u c a n b e
    B E A U T I F U L
    W O N D E R F U L
    anything you wanna be
    little me

  12. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 2:54am EST
    I am eating liquid chocolate. Out of a mug. With a candy cane. Now I know why my mum doesn't trust me with candy.

  13. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 2:52am EST
    format by breeze
    Format by Breeze
    I've spent all year trying to find a way to say the words
    but I'm scared of rejectbionand we both know that it hurts.
    lyrics by DestinyTulip

  14. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 2:44am EST
    And every time I try to fly
    I fall without my wings
    I feel so small.
    I guess I need you, baby
    Format by Breeze

  15. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 5:04pm EST
    Cause when I open my mouth
    My whole heart comes out.
    Every tear that I want to cry stays in
    Cause Im singing till Im winning
    Gonna sing all night.

  16. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 12:14am EST
    when he smiles at me it's like a ray of sunshine that pierces through all the bad in my life and makes me feel good about myself
    for once.

  17. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 10:25pm EST
    yesterday was the best day of my life
    it was the last day of school and it was a "fun day" so we were playing games with all the classes so i was in the group of four from my class that played the blanket game (have 4 people on each team in a circle and a blanket in the middle and try to pull the other team onto the blanket) against another class and my crush was in the group too and me and my crush were seperated by a girl called megan and once she got out we had to link hands and work together omg and when the game was finished he forgot to stop holding my hand. he forgot to stop. holding my hand. hE FORGOT TO STOP HOLDING MY HAND I CAN NOT DESCRIBE IN WORDS HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME YOU GUYS AND OMG I JUST CANT

  18. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 5:37pm EST
    Breaks a bi l l ion hearts
    Iknow I'm next in line,
    But I don't mind
    formated by dontsellyourselfshort

  19. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 2:27am EST
    Like a
    boomerang
    [we'll always come back]
    So throw your word grenades
    We love the attack

  20. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 10:43pm EDT
    1. My boy side
    [x] I love hoodies
    [x] I love jeans
    [] Dogs are better than cats
    [] It’s hilarious when people get hurt
    [] Shopping is torture
    [] Sad movies suck
    [] I own a car racing game
    [] I played with hot wheels cars as a kid
    [] At some point in time I wanted to be a firefighter
    [] I own a ds, ps2, ps3, or n64
    [] I used to be obsessed with power rangers
    [x] I have watched sports on tv
    [] Gory movies are cool
    [] I go to my dad for advice
    [] I hate drama
    [] I own like a trillion baseball caps
    [] You used to collect hockey cards
    [] Baggy sweats are cool to wear
    [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
    [] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of my favorite colors
    [] I love to go crazy and not care what people think
    [] Sports are fun (HELL TO THE NO)
    [] I talk with food in my mouth
    [] I sleep with my socks on at night
    [] I have fished at least once
    2. My girl side
    [x] I love to shop
    [] I wear eyeliner
    [x] I wear the color pink
    [] I go to my mom to talk
    [] I consider cheerleading a sport
    [] I hate wearing the color black
    [x] I like going to the mall
    [] I like getting manicures and/or pedicures
    [x] I like wearing jewelry
    [] I cried watching/reading the notebook
    [x] Dresses are a big part of my wardrobe
    [x] Shopping is one of my favorite hobbies
    [] I don’t like the movie Star Wars
    [x] I am/was in gymnastics
    [x] It takes me around/over one hour to shower and get dressed
    [] I smile a lot more than I should
    [x] I have more than 10 pairs of shoes
    [x] I care about what I look like
    [x] I like wearing dresses when I can
    [x] I like wearing high heel shoes
    [] I used to play with dolls as little kid
    [x] I like putting make-up on others
    [x] I like being the star of everything
    3. Appearance
    [] I am shorter than 5′7″
    [] I have many scars
    [] I tan easily
    [x] I wish my hair was a different color
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
    [] I have a tattoo
    [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance
    [x] I’ve had/have braces
    [x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger
    [] I have more than two piercings
    [] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears
    4. Experiences
    [x] I’ve gotten lost in my city
    [] I’ve seen a shooting star
    [] I’ve wished on a shooting star
    [] I’ve seen a meteor shower
    [x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
    [] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
    [x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts
    [] I’ve been to a casino
    [x] I always get mistaken as older than I actually am
    [] I’ve been skydiving
    [] I’ve gone skinny-dipping
    [] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
    [] I’ve crashed a car
    [] I’ve been skiing
    [x] I’ve been in a musical
    [x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue
    [] I’ve seen the northern lights
    [] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
    [] I’ve played a prank on someone
    [x] I’ve ridden in a taxi
    [x] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show
    [] I’ve eaten sushi
    [] I’ve been snowboarding
    5 . Relationships
    [] I’m single
    [] I’m in a relationship
    [] I’m engaged♥
    [x] I'm Crushing
    [] I’m married
    [] I miss someone right now
    [] I played with someones emotions on purpose before
    [ ] I’ve gotten divorced
    [x] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
    [x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
    6. Honesty/Crime
    [x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t
    [x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
    [] I’ve snuck out
    [x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am
    [x] I’ve cheated while playing a game
    [] I’ve ran a red light
    [] I’ve witnessed a crime
    [] I’ve been in a fist fight
    [] I’ve been arrested
    7. Death and suicide
    [] I’m afraid of dying
    [] I hate funerals
    [x] I've thought about how I would die
    [x] I’ve seen someone/something dying
    [x] I've had a near death experience
    [] I’ve written a eulogy for myself
    8. Random/Love
    [x] I do sing
    [ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
    [] I open up to others easily
    [] My parents are divorced
    [x] I watch the news
    [x] I don’t kill bugs
    [x] I sing in the shower
    [] I am a morning person
    [] Ive been abused
    [] I paid for a cell phone ring tone
    [] I am a sports fan
    [] I twirl my hair
    [x] I care about grammar
    [] I have “?”’s in my screen name
    [x] I’ve copied more than 30 songs in a day
    [] I bake well
    [x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange
    [] I would wear pajamas to school
    [] I like Martha Stewart
    [x] I know how to shoot a gun
    [x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
    [] I eat fast food weekly
    [] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
    [x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/roach in the room
    [x] I am ticklish
    [x] I love white chocolate
    [] I bite my nails
    [x] I’m good at remembering faces
    [] I’m good at remembering names
    [] I’m good at remembering dates
    [] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

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