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thelastgirlyouwouldexpect

Status: if you can't impress them with brilliance baffle them with bs

Member Since: 28 Apr 2012 02:46pm

Last Seen: 10 Aug 2016 10:39am

Birthday: April 28

Location: If there's food I'm there bro

Gender: F

user id: 295760

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Hey,I'm Nicole, I'm 14 and basically i throw refrigerators at people who need to chill out~
                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                
  1. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    if no one comes from the future
    to stop you how bad of a decision
    can it really be ?

  2. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 1:00am UTC
    lol I remember when I used to write meaningful quotes and tried to be all deep and fit in but I've now come to the conclusion that no matter what I'll always be a sarcastic bio*tch

  3. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Sometimes
    I try to be nice to people\
    but it usally back fires in my face
    so now im just equally mean to everyone :)

  4. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're scrolling threw fb and you see this
    "people are so stupid they call you a sl?t when you sleep with a guy you've been with for a while, you wear short shorts and have a little bit of your stomach showing you're trashy and you cant even hook up with a guy without being called a h*e"
    comment: amen
    comment: thats so true omg
    comment: finally omg
    me: This is a joke right? I dont want to live on this planet anymore.
    oh did I mention the status was writen by a thirteen year old

  5. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:26pm UTC
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    Some people just aren't worth it
    and you need to be okay with that.
    Don't hurt youself for someone
    who doesn't care about you.
    CookieDoughFormats

  6. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets.
    The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears
    And
    The kindest hearts have felt the most pain.

  7. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    The truth is much scarier then any of your lies.

  8. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Some d/ck in my class: Oh I don't know who's pen this is but I'm taking it.
    Me:Oh I don't know who's face this is but I'm punching it.
    b/tch it was my only pen.
    nmf/nmq

  9. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 11:57pm UTC
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    Can I just go back to the begining of 4th grade and warn myself about all the sh/t to come in the next four years.

  10. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    I t s w ei rd t o
    t hi n k t ha t
    everyone has that one person that they're jealous of
    Yet that one person that you think has everything feels like she has nothing. That one person can list pages of things wrong with her and her life, but you'll never know.
    Every single person out there has a problem some maybe more intense then someone else's but even though to you it may not seem so bad but to them it's killing them.
    So next time you think why are they complaining they have everything or come on it's not even that bad
    think again.

  11. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    When your crush and his friends
    Go to your house to
    hangout
    But your not home.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    - You would of thought that I'd be used to it by now.
    You'd think that since I saw it coming it would hurt less.
    But guess what, being replaced does hurt a lot, and
    I hope one day you'll know that.

  13. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    I wish I could just stop caring about what people think of me, things would be so much easier.

  14. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Best Friends are irreplaceable, and if they are replaceable
    They were never your best friend in the first place.♥
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  15. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    You know whats awkward?
    When you talking to someone yonger then you and you find out who their sibling is and being like
    i can never look at you the same way.
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  16. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    my knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
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    My knight shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
    nmq|format by the_An0nym0usXD

  17. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    In the end we all turn into to the people
    we swore we'd never become.
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  18. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    Lets just face the facts.
    I'll never be smart enough funny enough nice enough and definitely not pretty enough for you, but
    F/ck it because you're just not worth it.♥
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  19. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    *****
    Sometimes
    you just have to
    Forget about "popularity"
    Forget about wether or not you get a boyfriend.
    Forget about looking "cool"
    Forget about wether or not your outfit is cute
    Forget about how your hair looks
    Forget about what everyone else thinks.
    And just live your life how you want to.
    *****
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  20. thelastgirlyouwouldexpect thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Do you ever#1
    just sit there
    and think about if an event did or didn't happen
    how different your life would be.
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