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Member Since: 25 Jul 2012 12:36am

Last Seen: 6 Feb 2014 12:09pm

Birthday: November 8

Location: Narnia (jk I'm in your closet, let's go dance<3)

Gender: F

user id: 320185

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Hii. I'm leslie, but you can call me lacey c:
ptv, atl, sws, om&m, bmth, tonight alive, tdwp, etc. // 14 // keyboardist // dancer (ballet, tap, jazz, hiphop, competition) // skater // vans // skinny khakis and skinny jeans // photography - Nikon D3200 - Pentax K 1000 // xbox 360 // tumblr - masochxsm.tumblr.com // I'm the king. // even though i'm a chick. // k bye.
  1. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 10:30am UTC
    Witty Survey:
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed someone
    Smoked a ciggarete
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement parkt an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched 4 movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a Tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been Sailing
    Cut yourself
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped School
    Skipped a class
    Had Detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from a library(accedentaly)
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Have watched all the Harry potter movies
    Had an online Diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to seaworld.
    Gone to seaworld and seen Shamo
    Got absaloutly socked by Shamo.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
    Had surgery
    Had stitches.
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had or have a pet hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did "spirit day" at your school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tatto.
    Had something pierced
    Got straight A's.
    Been on Honor roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    Fell in love/ had or have a crush on your bestfriend.
    can we talk about how much this changed in a year.

  2. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 10:16am UTC
    I think it's been like a year since I've been on here.. not sure how to feel about the new witty.

  3. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 10:18am UTC
    A lot of times I look
    back and realize I
    should've said no.
    You, my dear, were one.

  4. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    But in the end we'll all realize
    there's two sides to every story

  5. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Ok. I am SO sorry I haven't been on in forever. My computer wasnt working, and I lost 200 followers. kinda sad :c so if anyone wants to help me gain them back, that'd be great!!!

  6. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    They don't believe me but:
    I've been on that ship
    Sailed those seas
    Walked those sands
    Felt that wind
    Stumbled down that mountain
    Felt that pain
    Cried for help
    Recieved nothing
    Cried all day
    Seen my fate
    Known my destiny
    Hated it
    Learned to except it
    And now I'm fine so learn to deal with life, move on and understand.

  7. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    A Perfect Boyfriend<3
    • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
    • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
    • leave her cute messages
    •kiss her in front of your friends
    •tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • just walk around with her
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • if u love her others shouldn't matter
    • when she's sad, hang out with her
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her.
    • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
    • answer her phone calls no matter what
    :;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
    --if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
    If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you
    -get online and talk:)

  8. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    So youre telling me we spent our whole lifes trying to impress them
    but you don't even know who they are
    no one can tell me who they are and it scares me so much
    We're all just playing our same little games
    And I'm so sick of it, it feels like you're making it
    All up just to make me feel inadequent it's like I'm
    trying to breath underwater
    And I'm left with the same stupid question:
    Who will tell me who they are?

  9. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Okay guys, I wanna write
    a story!
    But I have two options:
    The first one is about a girl, Lacey, who lives in Florida but moves to Georgia, and one day her older brother's, Scott, friend that's a girl, Hailey, comes to visit them, and she has a younger brother, Sean, who is handsome and the same age as Lacey. Hailey gives Lacey Sean's number and you'll have to read the rest....
    The second one is about a girl who falls in love with Harry Styles after meeting him at the beach, and when Simon hears her singing, makes her the official openning act for the boys. They're goal is to break all of Simon's rules in a week, but when he finds out things don't go to well.
    So tell me which one you think I should do PLEASE!!!!!! I also need names for both!!!!

    Format By JustADream_Layouts.

  10. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 8:05pm UTC

  11. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    why did I lose 30 followers in 1 week!!??

  12. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    My goal is
    300 foll0wers...
    c'mon guys.. that's
    not much more!!

  13. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    So... there's this boy...
    but he has a girlfriend...
    but my bestfriend thinks he likes me...

  14. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    is my 13th birthday. The feeling right now,
    I can't even. I hate birthdays, but I think
    this will be a good one. I have been through
    so much, so here's to 13 years of Staying Strong.
    You're all beautiful,
    remember that.

  15. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    The Basics:
    Name: Leslie
    Height: 4"10
    Hair color: Brown
    Eye color: Brown
    Love Life:
    Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No
    Do you like someone?: Yeah, he has a girlfriend
    Does anyone like you?: No...
    Hugged anyone in the past week?: Yes.
    Who is your best friend?: Emily, Jacey, Olivia (not in any order)
    Where did you meet them? School
    Did you lose any friends this year?: Uhm, yeah.
    Gain any?: Yea
    Meet a special friend?: Uhm..?
    Did you hang out with any friends in the past week? Yea
    New Years Eve
    Did you do anything at midnight? Yea... something.. 'interesting'
    Who did you spend it with? Bestie's Family
    Any resolutions? Yea..
    Valentines Day
    Did you have a Valentine? No
    Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: No
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: Lol, no
    Did you go on vacation?: Yes
    Did you hang out on the beach with friends?: Yes
    How long was your summer break?: 2 months
    Did you get a tan?: Yea, I'm Columbian, so I get tan really easily...
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: Lol, no
    Did you go trick or treating?: Yess ;))
    If so, who did you go with?: J.T. (I kinda like him now), These chicks (dk there names), My friend Whitney :))
    Did you dress up?: Yes ;)) I was a 50's girl, my hair was in a ponytail, I wore skinny jeans, converse, a white crop top, && A jean jacket crop top
    Was it fun?: Yess
    Who did you spend it with?: Family.
    Did Santa come to your house?: OF COURSE! (lol)
    Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? Most certainly, but Santa didn't come till' later DD;
    Your Birthday
    Who did you spend it with?:Uhm.. my family and... this girl...
    What did you do?: I went to the mall... and uhm... it wasn't a pleseant experience as a whole. That's all I'm saying
    What did you get?: I don't remember...
    Have You Ever: (Yes or No)
    Hugged someone: yes
    Electricuted yourself: nope
    Climbed more than 60 feet: No
    Made a Youtube video: Yes
    Lied to a loved one: Yes.
    Had a pet: Yes.
    Ran a marathon: Nope.
    Had a boyfriend/girlfriend: Nope.
    5 Do’s
    1. Do you play any instruments?: Piano, tenor sax, alto sax, flute
    2. Do you play any sports?: dance
    3. Do you believe in 2012?: No
    4. Do you like animals?: Yes.
    5. Do you honestly like Obama? Absolutely not
    6. Romney? Yes, but I vote for Pedro
    4 If’s
    1. If you get $1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you? I don't have one... but it depends
    2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you?: Oh yes.
    3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose?: Siblings.
    4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose?: sprite
    3 How’s
    1. How old do you want to be when you get married?: Erm... depends
    2. How many siblings do you have?: One brother
    3. How did your last Christmas go?: Good
    2 When’s
    1. When is your birthday?: November 8th ;)))))))))
    2. When was your last relationship? Never had one..
    1 What
    1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you?: Kiss him back.♥

  16. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Just keep lookin' up, hun.
    They aren't worth your tears.

  17. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Maybe, just maybe
    I'm asking if we
    Could start over?

  18. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    One Direction on the Little Things music video;
    One Direction: Let's not include a model so our fans have a feeling it's about them.
    One Direction: Oh, we should all stare directly into the camera, like we're practically staring into their souls.
    One Direction: Black and white!
    One Direction: Here. Have some Larry.
    One Direction: And some Ziam.
    One Direction: Let's have random laugh sessions, cause we're perfect when we laugh.
    One Direction: Liam, blow some kisses at the camera. I mean, why not?
    One Direction: Louis and Harry, you should smirk adorabley right in the middle of your solos.
    One Direction: Here, have some close-ups of our perfect faces.
    One Direction: We should all go get into a circle and sing to each other!
    One Direction: This video needs some Zarry. Zayn, poke Harry's face.
    One Direction: Oh, they don't know we all play guitar, now do they?
    One Direction: I bet you they didn't know we're freaking perfect.
    ^^ My version.

  19. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    I'm starting to see this trend where
    almost every quote on witty is from
    Ifunny, but if I point it out, it can be denied, because I'm probably the only one that spends hours on Ifunny. &&It's awkward... coz' I'm like, why do I go on witty, if it's basically turning into Ifunny??

  20. theglassbutterfly theglassbutterfly
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    When you believe you've been standing firm
    Make sure you do not fall.


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