thehairycouch

Status: Worshiping in the grace that is Noel Fielding!!!

Member Since: 4 Aug 2012 09:00am

Last Seen: 10 Feb 2013 03:33pm

Location: in a pickle

Gender: F

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Hiya .  I'm Amber ,and I'm an imperfect human.
I love the ramones, the beatles, florence and the machine, Marilyn Manson and I adore the talking heads and the cure.
I'm the ambassador of the Action School of Film. I love directing and writing screenplays and dignifying my drum kit:D and of course photography with my cannon eos 550 d.
The whole joy of it is really using the dark room I set up in my shed:P
You can visit my tumblr at http://mayhemonmars.tumblr.com/ :)
I'll put up a few pictues of things I like .. there ...
                                                    flash WILL save the universe

I LOVE the mighty boosh and
sherlock , and tend to be a
MASSIVE fangirl!!!

thehairycouch
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 1:39pm UTC

ok.
I have a dillemma.
why do people in movies make this big deal about a picture dropping??
The picture wont break!!!!
Its just a damn frame!!!

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 2:22pm UTC

Music
...is noise to some people.
Noise
...is music to others.

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 2:15pm UTC

Wife: "so, for my birthday I want something in my driveway that go's from 0 to 60 in 2 minutes"
Husband: "ok!"
next day.
Wife: *sees a large-ish box in the driveway*
"oh, haha , very funny Its a weigh scales , is'nt it??"
Husband: "nope, its renesmee cullen!!!!!!"
"Happy birthday!!!"
This is ALL my quote:)

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 1:30pm UTC

S U I C I D E.. ...Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do? It's going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of Witty and I want you to repost this quote with your name signed. After I get all of these names, I am going to make a YouTube video of all the Witty Profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. Let's show these people how much we care and someday we can put an end to this! stay strong!
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thehairycouch
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 11:19am UTC

Without that little voice
In your head, you wouldn’t
Be able to read this .

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 6:02pm UTC

Reasons for chewing gum:
1. It tastes nice
2. ...
3.

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 8:54am UTC

Girls:
No matter how hard you try,
The proper side of your necklace will never face the right way .

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 1:15pm UTC

Girls:
Making different dresses out of your towels, when you get ot of the shower:) <3

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 5:23pm UTC

RE-POST AND ADD YOUR NAME BELOW; LET'S START A CHAIN REACTION TO STOP BULLYING;
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thehairycouch
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Sharks aren't that bad..
If a stranger entered my
house wearing only a
speedo,I would probably
attack him too .

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 6:14pm UTC

The difference between
a baby and a watermelon..
One is delicious and
the other is
fun to hit with a bat

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 6:06pm UTC

click to see this quote

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 5:59pm UTC

NOTHING,
makes me smile more than
..the muscles in my face .

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Dont you hate it when you buy eggs and sometimes there are still feathers on them??!!

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 2:58pm UTC

Flaming molten
metiorites are
things of joy at a
safe distance

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 2:44pm UTC

when people yawn, do deaf people think their screaming??

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 3:43pm UTC

what do you meen, my birth certificate expired??

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 3:37pm UTC

I hate , hate quotes
and I would never post one .

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 11:23am UTC

I never finish anyth

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thehairycouch
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 11:13am UTC

What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3.Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4, Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5.
WELLLLL????...........comment your answer.

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