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Status: Can't smile for sh/t.

Member Since: 29 Jun 2012 07:05am

Last Seen: 21 Nov 2013 07:24am

Birthday: October 3

user id: 313117

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I haven't been on in 6 months;
Odds are I won't come back on?
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    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    You used to have my trust
    but now, you messed up big time.

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    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    __________________________________________
    You make me go
    CRAZY

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    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Wanna know a secret?
    Sure(:
    When I first saw you when we were in 2nd grade, I thought you were the prettiest girl in the world. And I still do.
    K.
    How about you shove that K up your a/ss

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    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone.
    They're just like "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat
    some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm
    in no rush. Because.....I'm a turtle."
    nmq

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    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    "Low Battery!"
    Well apparently you have
    enough to remind me every
    two seconds.

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    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
    I'm the person who tries
    to make people happy again
    and smile and laugh but
    the funny thing is I wanted
    to kill myself last week
    )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 8:41pm UTC
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    That friend
    who tries to be funny
    ...
    but fails, badly.
    ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

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    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
    Shut up & smile ^U^
    Because it looks good on you(:
    '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

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    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 8:12pm UTC

    When you have a crush on someone.You notice every single detail about them , no matter how small and when they do something for you , you feel touched even if it was the most simple thing in the world.

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    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    Even if your life is grey
    always smile,
    It's worth the try.

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    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    ^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^
    How some other boys flirt:
    Boy: You look pretty cute (; Hmu?
    How I flirt:
    Me: Your face ... I like it!
    ^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^

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    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    When my time comes,
    forget the wrong that I've done,
    Help me leave behind some,
    Reasons to be missed.
    -Leave Out All The Rest-
    _Linkin Park_
    ♥Rip Tommy♥

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    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 7:54pm UTC
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    Mom,
    when I put on music
    that means I'm not planning on getting off
    the computer anytime soon.
    *******************************

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    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 1:29pm UTC
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    Sleep is for people with no
    internet connection.
    Format by Sirena ©

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    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Youtube:
    The only place where you can start up listening to music
    &
    end at "Baby making cute poopy faces"
    O.e

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    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    ........................................................
    That Awkward Moment
    when your dog brings home more girls then you
    ........................................................

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    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    Yes I'm a boy on witty.
    Yes I'm bi.
    Yes I like girls.
    Yes I like boys.
    I'm still human.
    Respect me like one.

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    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 2:32pm UTC
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    My mom said
    I had 2 goldfish and I named them Cosmo & Wanda
    X.x
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    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    _____________________
    That Awkward moment
    when you try to give your cousin a wedgie,
    but she turns out to be wearing a thong...
    and it breaks off
    O.O
    _____________________

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    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    How could you!?? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!
    Oh, sorry Dad. That was meant for Jim
    Oh.
    On a completely unrelated topic,
    have you seen my shotgun anywhere?

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