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awesomenessandahalf

Status: seductive winking face lol

Member Since: 29 Jul 2012 09:26am

Last Seen: 14 Nov 2014 06:45pm

Birthday: August 10

Location: on the right of the photo, just chillin

Gender: F

user id: 321257

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  1. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2014 6:53pm EST
    I haven't been here properly in over a year
    so hello
    i just came to say
    if you have a crush
    dont give up on them
    because its been two years
    but I finally got mine
    [granted there were other crushes inbetween but now he's back and the feeling is finally mutual]

  2. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 4:58pm EDT
    me:*eats quavers*
    me:mum do you want some
    mum:no thanks
    *a few minutes later*
    mum:*steals quavers*

  3. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 4:30pm EDT
    Kate and Wills had a baby boy.
    Now I'm just waiting until they present him on the balcony and I can sing the circle of life from the lion king when rafiki raises him up.

  4. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 2:47pm EDT
    hipster problems: your favourite band doesn't go on tour due to lack of people knowing about them

  5. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 1:47pm EDT
    i’ve been in love with love
    and the idea of something binding us together
    you know that love is strong enough

  6. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:16pm EDT
    i think i like indie because it has the word die in it
    and i want everyone to die

  7. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:05pm EDT
    do you ever just find a song and it's so perfect and you just want to cry and you just want to get up and dance and go crazy and scream the lyrics wow it's brill

  8. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:54pm EDT
    me:*gets a fringe to avoid plucking eyebrows*
    laziness level: expert

  9. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 4:15pm EDT
    If you like Justin Bieber because his lyrics are inspriational, fine.
    'Swag swag swag on you' just doesn't do it for me.

  10. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 5:47pm EDT
    me:*scrolling through witty*
    me:*clicks on user*
    me: it's 2am
    me: I don't have headphones
    me: what if it plays music
    me: backbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackback

  11. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 4:36pm EDT
    I haven't been myself for so long,
    I dont know how to get back to me

  12. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 4:22pm EDT
    you're just a pretty boy
    with such a pretty voice
    and all the stupid girls listen
    'cause they have no choice

  13. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 5:11pm EDT
    excuse me where do i find the hot boys section

  14. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 4:28pm EDT
    there are some real weirdos on witty during the day

  15. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 3:47pm EDT
    what am i supposed to call girls with short skirts and pounds of make up if 's lut' isn't the right word because seriously i can't call them nothings

  16. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 12:45pm EDT
    Me: ok time to tan
    Me: better grab some snacks
    Me: wait do I want to lose weight
    Me: or do I want a tan
    Me: can't have everything back to the internet I go

  17. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:34pm EDT
    When I walk down the corridor at school past some girls and they start laughing I immediately assume they're talking about me
    Please tell me I'm not the only one

  18. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 4:26pm EDT
    Alicia Keys: THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE
    JLS: how does it feel to be the hottest girl in the world right now?

  19. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 1:25pm EDT
    Oh my God.
    I was walking down the street with my friend when this guy around my age tapped me on the shoulder and said
    "Can I have your number?"
    I've never seen him before so I said no, but he has no idea how much he has boosted my self esteem
    For once in my life I feel beautiful,
    Thank you random guy, thank you

  20. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 5:42pm EDT
    I'm going to take a hot shower.
    It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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