Best Yolo Quotes Ever

BlackButterflies
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March 26, 2013 4:59am UTC

...my mother just accidentally set my birthday cake on fire while attempting to light the candles.

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kristabff
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May 26, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Yesterday I was doing my
algebra homework and my sister was sitting next to me doing her english homework and it was like this 5 page packet and she was done within 3 seconds and I was like "What the heck how did you finish so fast??" and then I saw her packet and the instructions were to make EVERY WORD PLURAL THAT MEANS JUST ADDING A FRIGGING S TO EVERY WORD WHY CAN'T I GO BACK TO THOSE DAYS WHYY WHYYYYY

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Walk into the club like “What’s the wifi password”

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 2:34pm UTC

There should be a Disney Princess who lives in a ghetto and has to find a
man with the most swag and fall in YOLO with him.

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* Sabaism *
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October 14, 2013 6:19pm UTC

Why do we wash towels?
Why is there a s in lisp?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why don't they just make mouse flavoured cat food?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4 per minute?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What is Satan's last name?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Can animals commit suicide?
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, what would happen if you said 'no'?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
Can a black person join the kkk?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If a str/pper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
This is what keeps me up at night

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Fun Fact: "Nolo" is Latin for "Do not want". So, if someone says YOLO, you
can say nolo and they'll think it's just a stupid comeback but, in all actuality, you're speaking Latin which is classy and sh.t. So haha, jokes on them.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 9:04pm UTC

Everyone: Remember when people used to say 'yolo'?
Me: People at my school still say it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 4:07pm UTC

not sure if swag/yolo finally died off
or something much worse is soon to come.

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 2:50pm UTC

wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on america's most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo

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ocean pixie*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 1:41pm UTC

if you ever feel like you did something stupid, just remember zac efron and his yolo tattoo

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 12:48pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Okay, so last night I had a dream,
that I killed every guy that wore a shirt that said "swag" and their duckface girlfriends. They called it the Yolocost.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 1:19pm UTC

The things you worry about now
won't matter in 10 years

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 3:52pm UTC

help this is a situation, i started saying "yolo" and "lol" and "omg" and "swag" to mock them but now i can't stop help

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 9:14am UTC

So I was walking to school
And like
After two nights of no sleep
I guess I don't look too well or whatever
So there's this like 6th grader
And I'm just walking along
And she looks at me
And screams
'OH MY GOD. THE ZOMBIE APOLOCALYSPE IS UPON US.'
...
Well thanks.
....
Lolno. That probably made my day. xD

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:59am UTC

If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.

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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 3:22pm UTC

i HATE it when ppl judge me cuz i smoke pot
weeed is 100% natural n fuqen kewl if u judge me 4 it, i judge u 4 takin veggies (they aint even kewl)
its not like i smoked cigafaags

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 10:55pm UTC

That moment when..
It's 10 pm
On a Sunday
And you havn't even started your homework.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 11:32am UTC

*me late at night*
me: i'm going to start going to the gym
me: i'm going to start eating a balanced diet
me: i'm going be more sociable and try harder to make plans
me: i'm going to be a doctor
me: i'm going to invent the cure for cancer
*me in the morning*
me: i cant
me: get
me: out
me: of
me: bed hELp!

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鲁汉 ♡*
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May 20, 2013 5:45am UTC

louistomlinsonfacts
Behind every girl's favourite song
is a hidden story.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 5:16pm UTC

I guess it doesn't kill you
as much as it kills me
to not talk to each other.

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