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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid

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Member Since: 27 Mar 2012 02:27pm

Last Seen: 21 Nov 2018 03:12pm

Birthday: March 2

Gender: M

user id: 287038

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  1. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 11:39am UTC
    Zayn and Perrie are engaged!!!
    Congratulations to them!
    I feel like the One Direction fandom and the Little Mix fandom are relatives now!!!

  2. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 7:03am UTC
    RIP Cory Monteith
    May 11, 1982 to July 13, 2013
    I'm so sorry for Lea Michelle, his family and friends.
    Glee will never be the same again.

  3. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 10:44am UTC
    That one day of fame on Witty because it's your birthday.

  4. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 10:40am UTC
    If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I would have exactly 1 dollar.
    Thanks mom.

  5. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 10:37am UTC
    My best friend and I will be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends.

  6. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 10:16am UTC
    One time my teacher who has a monobrow asked me
    “What the hell did you do to your hair?”
    Because I had a blonde streak through it and I said
    “What the hell did you do to your eyebrow?”
    And he sent me outside.

  7. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 10:02am UTC
    My voice is normal when I talk to strangers
    But when I'm with my friends I turn into Morgan Freeman

  8. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 9:21am UTC
    My grandmother is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him!

  9. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 10:15am UTC
    Hold your
    mouse over
    this quote

  10. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 10:11am UTC
    Hello, My name is:
    Shh...I'd tell you, but that would give away my secret spy identity

  11. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    Walk into the club like “What’s the wifi password”

  12. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 11:48am UTC
    The best way to make somebody remember you,
    borrow money from them.

  13. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    What is it called when your crush has crush on you too?
    IMAGINATION!

  14. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 11:49am UTC
    Perfect guys don't exi-
    Hi I'm Steve and I made witty profiles.

  15. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 11:39am UTC
    Imagine if you suddenly woke up and your whole life had been a dream,
    and you're actually a completely different person living a different life in a different world.

  16. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 11:54am UTC
    What if Harry waited another year?
    What if Liam made it the first time?
    What if Katy said no to Niall?
    What if Zayn gaved up at the bootcamp?
    What if Louis didn't get through?

  17. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 11:51am UTC
    Teacher: Yeah, just give me your email and I'll send you the assignment.
    Me: sexwithzayn69@hotmail.com
    Teacher: ...

  18. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 11:32am UTC
    *me late at night*
    me: i'm going to start going to the gym
    me: i'm going to start eating a balanced diet
    me: i'm going be more sociable and try harder to make plans
    me: i'm going to be a doctor
    me: i'm going to invent the cure for cancer
    *me in the morning*
    me: i cant
    me: get
    me: out
    me: of
    me: bed hELp!

  19. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    I'm so awkward...
    Him: I love you
    Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  20. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    when you & your best friend
    say the same thing at the same time.
     

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