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Why do we wash towels?
Why is there a s in lisp?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why don't they just make mouse flavoured cat food?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4 per minute?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What is Satan's last name? 
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? 
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Can animals commit suicide? 
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? 
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, what would happen if you said 'no'? 
How far east can you go before you're heading west? 
Can a black person join the kkk?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If a str/pper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

 
This is what keeps me up at night

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181 faves · 33 comments · Oct 14, 2013 6:19pm

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.* · 1 decade ago
lemmings sorta do i mean they run off cliffs and stuff.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
That's cray.
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ruuso44 · 1 decade ago
i'll answer all your questions if you can give me the answer to this question when does I=69 :p
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
When you're dreaming of me c;
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ruuso44 · 1 decade ago
is the numercial repersentative of binary for a keyboard using ascii I=69 i'm sorry your answer was close but no cigar for you :p
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
No,no. I was correct c;
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ruuso44 · 1 decade ago
sorry your answer only gets partial credit :p
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Then you should have to answer half of these. I'm curious as to of what your answers are
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Phishy · 1 decade ago
If a baby's leg comes out first.....something's wrong FYI
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
If a baby's legs come out first, I'm obviously doing the delivery. Because y'know. I can't wait to get close to it's... Uhm.. *Cough* Wh...What?
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astalker · 1 decade ago
animals can commit suicide. there is a bridge in europe or somewhere and dogs constantly jump off of it to their deaths. if they survive the jump, they do it again.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Woooaaah
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surfmatteo · 1 decade ago
I want to try to answer them all!

Why do we wash towels? Because when they get wet, not only do they absorb water on your skin, but also sweat. So they start to smell after a while.

Why is there a s in lisp? Good question, why is dyslexia so hard to spell? Why is the word abbreviation so long?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? No, because suicide is when you kill yourself, so really they would be ending the body's life more than the people in the mind. Hostage situations are when there is person/people trapping others through violence and a solution is possible. There is no way to rescue other personalities out of someone's mind.

Why don't they just make mouse flavored cat food? Because it might be gross to keep around the house, and also because nobody has thought of it yet. NOW TAKE IT AND RUN WITH IT, GO MAKE MILLIONS!

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Because it would be cruel/unusual punishments go give the person receiving the lethal injection an infection. Odd right?

Why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4 per minute? All about consent, there is a difference between one lady being harassed and violated in public, compared to someone paying for someone to talk to them, where both parties are consensual! It is NOT the same thing!

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Sometimes people do things without thinking. Like me, answering all these questions.

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? This question is hella R A C I S! Why don't black boys throw starbucks drinks?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? Nothing, black. They see what anyone would see when they have no consciousness.

What is Satan's last name? Not a religiously educated person but I would guess Satan Lucifer? And people just shortened it...I don't know man, good question. Maybe he's like Madonna, Cher etc. One name type of people.

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? No, it's rude when hearing people do it because they are multitasking with their mouth which is gross. A deaf person uses their hands, so not it's not the same thing.

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? The second day, because they take the baby's birthday on the day that they are fully out, and are measured get the little wristband identifying them etc. Also, if someone's birth took 3 minutes....super lucky. I know my mom is jealous. But this happens all the time, you probably took hours to be born, I wasn't born till 12:20 AM, but my moms started 12 hours before that.

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic? No, because it's illegal to drive backwards on the road!

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? Most people, atheist or not, don't swear on a Bible in court. Rather they are asked "Do you swear or affirm under the threat of perjury that the testimony you are about to provide is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?" and they have to answer "I do" or "Yes".

Can animals commit suicide? Absolutely, all day errry day. Very possible. Human beings are animals!!!! So YES!

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? Any other body part like wrist, or just around their foot. Toes are just the easiest part because you don't have to uncover the whole person to identify them.

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, what would happen if you said 'no'? Nobody believes what you are saying... and you are not used as a witness. But thanks for the honesty!

How far east can you go before you're heading west? NEVER. If you travel in the direction of east....You will always be heading east. It's like saying....how far can I keep moving to my right before I start going to my left...doesn't work that way.

Can a black person join the kkk? Yes....and believe it or not.....it's considered racial discrimination if they KKK were to say no. A man actually sued about being rejected from the KKK because he was 1/4 black and they found out.

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? Doesn't matter the religion, they avoid crosses. Because, jewish vampires don't exist. Religious vampires don't exist. That's why people use the cross!!

If a str/pper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! If the person who owned the place she worked at told her to get breast implants, and she did...YES!

Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? Goofy can speak English, Pluto just barks.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Here's the thing: they BOTH are considered murder. Like a square is rectangle, but a rectangle isn't a square. All assassinations are murder, but not all murders are assassinations. Assassination is just when it happens to someone who is a political figure....the government just wanted to invent a word for when one of their own die....because they are that important *rolls eyes*.

If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape? No...just like freezing a cupcake doesn't turn it back to flour and eggs and so on. You can't undo chemical process like that! It doesn't work that way. The only food you can uncook is humans....we brown / cook in the summer only to go raw in the winter...ew.

Haha this was super fun! Now you can get some rest.
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kami151 · 1 decade ago
Kay seriously if you guys think a babies legs come out first your downright retarded
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Okay, I'm sorry. Not much upsets me, but this does. You can call us stupid, I don't care. But retarded people don't deserve to be downgraded. It's not like they asked for a mental disability. Honestly, he has no right to be called stupid in the first place, he just answered my question. And I'm pretty sure we both know a baby can't be born legs first, it would drown if it was. I was just wondering if it could, what day would it be born on.
Please, learn to think about what you comment before you do.
I'm sorry if this seems mean it's just that retarded is not an adjective, it's a disability and people can't help that they have it.
Xoxo♥
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kami151 · 1 decade ago
Wow really?? Babies don't drown from being being born feet first
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
They actually can because of the built up liquid around the embryo during pregnancy.
And really, that's all that you gained out of all of that?
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kami151 · 1 decade ago
Whatever bro, think what you want, I'm the one with the baby so I think I know more about it but whatever.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Because your baby came out feet first
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kami151 · 1 decade ago
Whatever you say bro bye
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I legitly love you right now.
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surfmatteo · 1 decade ago
Oops, I accidentally upvoted by comment 500 times.
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KikiKiara · 1 decade ago
I couldn't sleep in the first place but now this will definitely not let me sleep..
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KikiKiara · 1 decade ago
On a side note I googled these, all but one had an answer. I am satisfied now.
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DⒶYϟ ◊F DIϟⒶϟTE®* · 1 decade ago
What was the one that didn't have an answer?

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KikiKiara · 1 decade ago
I think it was the bird one, not 100% sure
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
You're smart, I'm far too lazy to Google.
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kami151 · 1 decade ago
first off, when someone has a baby the head comes out first, second off the baby isnt considered born til after its weighed

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 9 years ago
Not always. There are some people who have babies feet first, it's just more dangerous to be born that way, and more painful for the mother.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Arigato♥^-^
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
Another subject from Lyric: How to Have Insomnia!
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Ogod.ThankyousomuchxD
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
You'reverywelcome
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