Best Weight Quotes This Month

hello_universe
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 11:22pm UTC

I wish my weight was as low as my self-esteem..

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 8:09pm UTC

i wish i could loose weight- - - - - - - - - - - -
as fast
as i loose followers

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 9:39pm UTC

I carry the weight of it all.
The scars.
The guilt.
The insecurities.
The hate.
The abuse.
The love.
The laughter.
But never do I carry the weight of lies.
If it will not save a life, I will not lie.

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capsized*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 10:24am UTC

Society: You're fat. Get off your fat ×ss and get some exercise.
Fat woman: Okay, I'd love to. Let's get some workout clothes!
Clothing industry: Oh, we don't have your size. Fat people don't exercise so there's no market for it. Have some men's sweatpants and a man's t-shirt.
Fat woman: What about my boobs?
Clothing industry: We don't have sports bras for you either. There's a few specialty shops, if you want to spend hundred of dollars on a bra you're going to sweat all over.
Fat woman: I guess I'll just double-bra. Now, I need a gym membership.
Gym: Oh. Okay. I guess.
Gym member: *dirty looks at fat woman* *makes a big deal out of sanitizing anything fat woman touches* *complains to gym about having to look at fat people* *generally treats fat woman like sh×t*
Fat woman: I'm not comfortable here at all. Maybe I'll just go for a walk.
Passer-by: Hey, fatty! Don't crack the pavement!
Another passer-by: *condescending* Oh, it's so great that you're trying to lose weight.
Fat woman: I'm not. I just want to get in better shape.
Another passer-by: But you have to lose weight! You're so unhealthy!
Yet another passer-by: Mooooo! Look at the cow!
Fat woman: Yeah. I don't think I want to be out here anymore. Maybe I'll just buy some home exercise equipment.
Sporting goods store: Sorry. The weight limit on our equipment is 30 kilos less than you weigh. You'll have to lose some weight if you want to exercise at home. Have you tried a gym? Or maybe just go for a walk?
Fat woman: Yeah. Thanks.
Fat woman: ...
Fat woman: I'm out of ideas.
Society: Haven't you lost any weight yet? Fat people are so lazy.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 12:19am UTC

I don't care how much you weigh,
You are still beautiful
103
lbs
©bunnylover43

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:06am UTC

I lost even more weight!
I don't wanna be skinny!
I'm happy with my weight!
I'm eating a lot too!

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Imagine that day
where you can finally say
"I did it ! "when you say "i never gave up","i never quit"
Imagine that day when you win that gold medal,or
reach your goal weight.
Where these moments of pain turn into memories for that goal you wanted to obtain . It might take long to reach at that moment,but as soon as you get there you'll thank yourself
for the rest of you're life.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 2:52pm UTC

Staying up all night can help you burn an extra
161 calories

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 10:27am UTC

123.7
➚
It's just a number.

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MegaFunsize101
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Me: I want to lose weight
Me: I want skinny legs
Me: I want a flat stomach
Me: I want to be thin
Me: *sees McDonald's*
Me: Yolo

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
January 24, 2014 1:59pm UTC

I don't care what the person has done to you. Don't judge them on their body. I don't care if they are ninety pounds or four hundred. I don't care if they have a face full of zits or foundation or both. I don't care how many boobs they have or their size. Their clothes, their hair, their nails don't matter. They're appearence is not harmful to your health, so leave them the fOnceUponAMidSummerMorninguck alone.

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capsized*
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 11:34am UTC

how to eat nothing all day but still gain 10 pounds - a guide written by me

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josie*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 8:05am UTC

Some people can't lose weight and some people can't gain weight.
Society says you should have a perfect body but in reality there's no perfect body.
Perfection doesn't exist and you should stop looking for it.I hate seeing girls hating how they look,
based on the opinions of others.
You're beautiful and you will only ever have one body.
You're going to have it until the day you die, instead of finding negatives find the positives.
When someone compliments you, thank them. Stop trying to please others just please yourself.
As hard as it might be try to be happy with yourself.
When you die, people aren't going to remember you as “the fat one” or “she was so skinny”
They will remember you by the friendships that you made and the things you acheived.
You are so beautiful, never forget it.
Nmq

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quietkid
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Me: Why am I so fat??
Me: Ooooh chips!
if you follow, I follow back

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capsized*
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 12:09am UTC

YOUR BODY
DOESN'T
DEFINE
HOW MUCH
YOU'RE WORTH

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Melisaa
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:31am UTC

Skinny Friend: omg I'm so fat.
Me: then what am I?

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BehindEachSmile
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:03pm UTC

I have two personalitlies
The one that wants to loose weight and the one that loves food

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icanhearyou
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 11:17am UTC

That awkward moment when..
Someone is clearly skinner than you and they complain about how fat they are..
Like what does that make me?
A hippo?

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
April 18, 2014 8:41am UTC

Hi my name is Kelsey
I'm a size zero
You would just assume that since I'm a size zero that I am confident
But I am one of the most insecure girls
I'm getting better but I'm still not all that confident
Just because I'm a size zero does not mean I judge people based on their weight
I talk to people based on their personalities not their weight
If you are pretty dang awesome I'm going to talk to you
Just because I'm a size zero does not mean I look unhealthy
I look completely healthy
I'm just tired of people saying that I'm a "twig" or a "stick"
I'm a healthy weight
I don't care what your weight is I'll talk to you either way
Despite your size you are all beautiful
And one day one person will fall in love with your beauty

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heartofgold
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:03pm UTC

i want to lose weight but i love food

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