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Best Weight Quotes This Month

  1. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 7:23am UTC
    Why can't l lose weight
    as easily as l lose my friends.

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    Alternatives for when you’re feeling angry or restless:
    ×Scribble on photos of people in magazines
    ×Viciously stab an orange
    ×Have a pillow fight with the wall
    ×Scream very loudly
    ×Go to the gym, dance, exercise
    ×Listen to music and sing along loudly
    ×Draw a picture of what is making you angry
    ×Beat up a stuffed bear
    ×Splatter paint
    ×Scribble on a piece of paper until the whole page is black
    ×Throw darts at a dartboard
    ×Go for a run
    ×Write your feelings on paper then rip it up
    ×Use stress relievers
    ×Build a fort of pillows and then destroy it
    ×Throw ice cubes at the bathtub wall, at a tree, etc
    ×Get out a fine tooth comb and vigorously brush the fur of a stuffed animal (but use gentle vigor)
    ×Slash an empty plastic soda bottle or a piece of heavy cardboard or an old shirt or sock
    ×Make a soft cloth doll to represent the things you are angry at; cut and tear it instead of yourself
    ×On a sketch or photo of yourself, mark in red ink what you want to do. Cut and tear the picture
    ×Break sticks
    ×Stomp around in heavy shoes
    ×Yell at what you are breaking and tell it why you are angry, hurt, upset, etc.
    ×Buy a cheap plate and decorate it with markers, stickers, cut outs from magazines, words, images, what ever that expresses your pain and sadness and when you’re done, smash it. (Please be careful when doing this)

  3. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    Who are you really?
    You are not a name
    or a height, or a weight
    or a gender.
    You are not an age
    and you are not where you
    are from.
    You are your favorite books
    and the songs stuck in your head.
    You are your thoughts
    and what you eat for breakfast
    on Saturday mornings.
    You are a thousand things
    but everyone chooses
    to see the million things
    you are not.
    You are not
    where you are from.
    You are
    where you're going.
    And I'd like to go there
    too.
    -MK Joseph

  4. happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 10:39am UTC
    If age is 'just a number'
    then why isn't weight 'just a number'

  5. Lethal* Lethal*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    When I weighed 140 pounds, I wanted a gap between my thighs. I wanted light to shine through that gap to get rid of the darkness in my soul.
    I wanted to be light.
    I wanted to fly to get rid of the heaviness weighing down on my bones.
    I wanted to see the white on my rib cages so my mind wouldn’t seem so black. But what nobody warns you is, the only thing you are starving yourself of is happiness.
    For every meal that goes down the toilet, a part of your sanity goes with it.
    You do not get lighter, darling.
    You get even heavier.
    Your bones get weaker and they will break at any second.
    By thinking you can’t control anything else,
    you try to control your food, your weight, your body.
    But what they don’t tell you is you lose control of everything.
    You were so desperate for light that you let yourself be thrown into the dark
    just to watch the flames of hell burning.

  6. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 12:56pm UTC
    me: I want to lose weight
    me:l want skinny legs
    me:l want a flat stomach
    me:l want to be thin
    me:*sees mcdonalds*
    me:yolo
    Format by Breeze

  7. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 12:08am UTC
    My scars shouldn't be something that I'm embarrassed by,but I am.My weight shouldn't be something that I'm embarrassed by,but I am.My health issues shouldn't be something that I'm embarrassed by,but I am.My dreams for the future shouldn't be something that I'm embarrassed by,but I am.My height shouldn't be something that I'm embarrassed by,but I am.My disabilities shouldn't be something that I'm embarrassed by, but I am.My lack of friends shouldn't be something that I'm embarrassed by,but I am.My past shouldn't be something that I'm embarrassed by,but I am.My family shouldn't be something that I'm embarrassed by, but I am.My body shouldn't be something that I'm embarrassed by,but I am.My life shouldn't be something that I'm embarrassed by,but I am.One thing that I will never be embarrassed by,me being myself. 

  8. .joyriding.* .joyriding.*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    The scales say I'm overweight.
    The tape measure says I'm underweight.
    I say I'm perfectly happy with the way I look.

  9. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    My issue is, I'm unhappy with my weight and I get insecure about it, but I do nothing to fix it. Some days I can look in the mirror and be happy with what I see. I tell myself curves are beautiful and I know I'm beautiful. But other days I find myself comparing myself to others and I feel even worse because I'm not even trying to fix it.

  10. willevansjones willevansjones
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 9:25am UTC
    Why get THINNER when you can get more DINNER

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces

  12. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 7:51pm UTC
    friends: eats 7 pieces of pizza, fries, cookies, a piece of cake, and a large sodafriend;gains no weightme: breathsme: gains 5 pounds

  13. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 11:13pm UTC
    If my celing fan could hold my weight I'd never be bored again.

  14. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    The charts say I'm a healthy weight.
    So why do I always feel so fat?

  15. 1Dhomie 1Dhomie
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    Ok so here's the thing..
    I really wanna lose some weight to be in shape by summer! But, I don't have enough of a "work ethic" to run everyday! So I'm sorry if this is a spam or against witty rules but if you could help me it would be amazing! And I try will follow everyone who likes or comments... 1 like= 3 minutes on the tredmill!
    1 comment= 5 minutes on the tredmill
    Thanks lovelys have a good day :* (ps I know this quotes not funny but it's the most looked at type of quote :) sorry!)

  16. KatieInAStrangeLand KatieInAStrangeLand
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    Me after eating a salad: Am I skinny yet?

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT JUDGE PEOPLE FOR
    ⇒HEIGHT
    ⇒WEIGHT
    ⇒AGE
    ⇒SEXUALITY
    ⇒PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
    ⇒SOCIAL STATUS
    ⇒MUSIC TASTE
    THINGS YOU SHOULD JUDGE PEOPLE FOR
    ⇒BEING AN ×SSHOLE

  18. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    Your weight doesn't matter.
    What matters is your health.

  19. Alaina99 Alaina99
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 10:43am UTC
    if my ceiling fan could hold my weight
    I would never be bored again

  20. hello_universe hello_universe
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    I wish my weight was as low as my self-esteem..

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