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Best Weight Quotes Ever

  1. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    I need to lose weight so I can fit my hand in the can of pringles.
    my quote

  2. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Size is a number.
    Age is a number.
    Height is a number.
    Weight is a number.
    But you're not a number.
    You're a collection of
    memories and stories.
    You're the yawns and sneezes
    of your life.
    You're the sun and moon
    that change every day.
    You're not a number on a
    tag, birthday, ruler or scale.
    You're you
    and I love you even
    if you don't.
    I guess I'll just love us enough for two.

  3.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 11:46am UTC
    Friend: My dream is to find the perfect guy.
    Me: My dream is to eat as much food as I want without gaining weight.

  4. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 7:36am UTC
    For any girl who thinks she's fat or starves theirself to be good enough:
    - A thigh gap depends on the width of your hips not an indication of weight.
    - Ribs or hipbones aren't meant to be seen on someone with a healthy weight.
    - Collarbones shouldn't be fully visable.
    - It's normal to have rolls on your stomach, when you sit down or bend over.
    - It's normal to have a stomach that curves out.
    - Most girls have stretchmarks, they are not a sign of fat but a sign of growing.
    - Eating whatever whenever is perfectly fine.
    - The best way to get a bikini body, is by putting a bikini on your body.

  5. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 11:28am UTC
    Life Event
    Whenever I check my weight I always subtract 5 pounds. I don't think that boobs and brains this fabulous should count against me.
    ♞Friends ▼

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    4'10" yours loved
    4'11" yours beautiful
    5'0" yours smart
    5'1" yours cute
    5'2" yours worth it
    5'3" yours a sweetheart
    5'4" yours fierce
    5'5" yours cared about
    5'6" yours unique
    5'7" yours adorable
    5'8" yours bright
    5'9" yours important
    5'10" yours kind
    5'11" yours brave
    everyone yours already perfect

  7. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 8:41am UTC

  8. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2014 10:17am UTC
    Boys: I don't understand why girls are so obsessive about their weight.
    Boys: Ew she's fat.

  9. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    BTFAB #3
    Let's talk about weight.
    So many people are like
    'I wanna be skinny for the boy/girl I like'
    Let me tell you something
    Most boys would prefer a girl chubby
    Over a girl super skinny.
    I'm not saying skinny girls aren't pretty
    But those girls who weigh more than others
    They're pretty too.
    Every girl is pretty.
    Like no matter what
    But really, if you have like a model's body,
    How do you know he loves you
    How do you know he carreessss
    Disney moment.
    Yea, don't worry about your weight
    On the flip side,
    If your weight is unhealthy
    Or like you want to lose for yourself, not for others,
    Then make sure you do it healthily
    If you eat 1050 - 1200 calories a day
    And exercise an hour daily
    You're certain to lose 3-5 pounds the first week.
    But don't cut it any lower that 1050, that's extremely unhealthy.
    And with eating that little, don't do hardcore exercise more than an hour a day.
    Some other tips are:
    ♦Eat veggies when you want a snack
    ♦Try to stay away from drinks with lots of sugar
    ♦Get your parents to hide your sweets, don't be tempted by them.
    ♦Keep busy, a lot of people eat because they're bored and you don't want to do that
    ♦Don't skip meals.
    ♦Don't let counting calories take over your life, it can really ruin you.
    ♦Try to plan your meals ahead of time.
    ♦Don't eat quickly
    ♦Go on a walk before lunch or dinner if you don't have it planned out
    ♦Eat Chili Peppers and drink Green Tea
    ♦Get enough sleep
    ♦Try not to eat in front of a telly, computer, ect.ect
    ♦Eat an apple before every meal, you'll feel fuller
    ♦Don't peal the apple, the skin actually helps you lose weight
    ♦Donate clothes that don't fit you, it's a nice incentive
    ♦Take breaks while you're eating and evaluate how hungry you are before going back to eating if necessary.

  10. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 7:58pm UTC
    Why I want to lose weight
    • to look sexy
    • to fit more band bracelets on my arm

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    It's not about your name. It's not about your wallet size.
    It's not about your jean size. It's not about your
    GPA. It's none of that; forget those things.
    Find happiness. Find purpose.
    Just live.

  12. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    reasons for my misery:
    • boys
    • being fat

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    Because I'm skinny, people automatically think I'm healthy. I'm not.
    I have an overactive metabolism. Among many other symptoms, I have unexplained weight loss. I'm only 92 pounds and I'm still losing weight, despite what I eat. Don't you dare say I'm lucky, because I'm not. I don't even have enough body fat to keep myself warm in 40 degree weather when it's raining even if I'm wearing two shirts, a sweatshirt, leggings, sweatpants, and have a blanket wrapped around me. So don't assume weight is a sign of health, because that isn't necessarily the case.

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    10 years old
    fatty meal and chubby thighs
    runway models with bones well defined
    Saying no to a burger and chips
    after all A moment on the lips, a life time on the hips.
    12 years old
    balanced meals and pinching thighs
    brain washed friends with pro ana
    and wanting to hurl
    after all Boys don't like fat girls.
    14 years old
    skipping meals thinner thighs
    five miles run for one cube of cheese
    counting calories, not wanting meals
    after all nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
    16 years old
    no meals and gap in thighs
    arms like matchsticks, poking out ribs
    size two dress and body so mini
    after all everything looks good on skinny.

    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 9:04am UTC
    At McDonald when they say
    ‘sorry about your wait’
    they really mean
    ‘sorry about your weight’

  16. OhHoePlease OhHoePlease
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    If you see this, you're beautiful. <3 format by: OhHoePleas
    I wish my weight was as low as my self-esteem.

  17. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    You shouldn't judge.
    Some people can't lose weight.
    Some people can't gain weight.
    Society says you should have a perfect body.
    When in reality there's no perfect body.
    Perfection doesn't exist.
    People should stop looking for it.
    I hate seeing girls hating how they look,
    based on the opinions of others.
    You're beautiful.
    You only have one body.
    You're going to have it until the day you die.
    Instead of finding negatives find the positives.
    When someone compliments you, thank them.
    Stop trying to please others.
    Please yourself.
    Be happy with yourself.
    When you die,
    People aren't going to remember you as
    “the fat one” or “she was so skinny”
    They will remember you by the friendships
    You made and the things you acheived.
    You are so beautiful.
    Always remember that.

  18. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    When did our worth start
    being defined by a grade,
    by the number on scale?
    When did a
    passing grade
    become more
    important than
    the state of our
    mental health?
    When did we start hating
    getting up in the morning?
    Where did our love for learning
    go, it seems that the people
    in charge killed it long ago.
    All that matters is
    if the scales are low,
    and the grades are high;
    then the people in your life
    can feel like they did something
    Your parents can think
    they raised the person society
    and your teachers think
    they did their
    job, because
    you got an "A"
    on a paper,
    or a test.
    It doesn't matter if
    you startved yourself,
    and it doesn't matter
    if you popped some
    pills to stay up all night
    and write that paper, or
    study for that test.
    All that matter is
    the letter in the
    grade book;
    all that matters is
    if they get to go to
    bed feeling like they
    did something right.
    All that matters is if
    you get a degree,
    even if that means
    losing your last
    degree of sanity.

  19. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 6:08pm UTC
    Dieting tip:
    1. Make a list of people who constantly make you feel crappy about your weight on purpose.
    2. Cut them out of your life.
    3. You'll have lost hundreds of pounds of idiots.
    4. Enjoy.

  20. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 10:45am UTC
    Love is key to a long and happy life.
    Excuse me, I need to go die in a corner after I weep my weight in tears.


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