Best Tips Quotes Ever

*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Tips on kissing boys
1. Start off wih slow kisses
2. When he's least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. Swallow him whole
Slither away you fiesty anaconda

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 2:43pm UTC

My mom got a Jesus shaped flashlight
just so whenever someone says “I can’t see” she can be like “Let jesus light the path”

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 4:51pm UTC

signs he likes you
(4 of 10)
When a woman crosses her
legs it doesn’t mean much
but when a man does such thing he is
actually telling you that he isn’t
willing to open up or let you get close to him.
Crossed arms are also not a
good sign either as that shows he’s
trying to put up a wall and
make himself unavailable to you.
Pay attention to the
openess of his posture.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

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carson5482
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 3:00pm UTC

Before you kiss a girl:
-Grab her waist
-Pull her closer to your body
-Look into her eyes
-Stare at her lips while you're biting yours
-Look back at her eyes again
-Grab her face gently
-Slowly lean in and kiss her
-Tell her you're in a band.
It'll drive her crazy, I promise.
follow for a follow.

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† *
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 8:53pm UTC

High School Tips For Freshman:
1. Don't be nervous
2. Go to orientation
3. Be yourself and accept change
4. Don't get in a relationship with senior boys (they'll use you)
5. Listen to the song (Fifteen by Taylor Swift)
6.Don't act like your the sh_t leave all that crap in middle school
7.Join Clubs
8. Don't procrastinate
9. Every other grade above you hates you for no reason at all
10. Have Fun In Highschool! But not really.
Paperlung's format

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Tips for running
faster:
1) Hot person
in front of you.
2) Creepy guy
behind you.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 3:58pm UTC

5 tips:
Fight for her
Protect her
Love her
Kiss her
Laugh with her

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bye*
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 6:52pm UTC

beauty tip #1
adding tooth paste to a blemish can help reduce redness.
fave for a series?

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
January 15, 2014 8:04pm UTC

Some useful things I've picked up &
wanted to share:
• If you're ever in a dressing room with a curtain instead of a door and it won't close, use your shoe to put it against the inside wall. I doubt you wear your shoes while trying on clothes.
• If you mess up on a quote or any document really, press CONTROL+Z and it'll redo whatever you messed up on. No more deleting half your quotes.
• When putting something on a key ring, use a staple remover. It works much better and hurts your fingers less.
• If you have a crap (when you've been running for a while) then take deep breathes, almost like you're hyperventilating. You get craps from your muscles having lack of oxygen.
• Don't play his game, you'll never win. *From my mom when I tried to act the same way the boy was acting towards me.*
• If you get something in your eye one of two things works, fill a bowl or something with water and open your eyes in the water and blink, OR hold your upper eyelid and pull it as far down as you can (without hurting) and press your eyelashes to your face
• drunk words are sober thoughts, remember that when someone drunk texts you.
• If an old guys if flirting with you and you want him to stop/you feel uncomfortable (trust me, it happens and is v scary lol) just call him "sir" or be like "how old are you? like 50?" he'll stop.
• If you have really thick hair like me and it looks kinda gross when you first straighten it, sleep on it! It'll become less frizzy/thick and looks better after you've slept on your straightened hair.
• If you are getting acne when you wake up, try washing your pillow case/sheets. Even once if you haven't showered or take off your makeup it's still likely for you to get acne.

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spence*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 12:04pm UTC

how to get up in the morning
you don’t

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 7:46pm UTC

5 Tips on Girls who makes these quote:
1. Shut
2. The
3. He'll
4. Up
5. about these tips on boys and ending with a bad statement.
Some boys sucks. Some girls sucks. its Equal.

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KissxxxMexxxInxxxThexxxRainxxx
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 11:20pm UTC

"Did you get a haircut?" " No, I just dyed the tips of my hair invisible."

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 4:01pm UTC

When I talk to you
the rest of the world suddenly fades away.

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chops2013
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Men of the world,
Do not comment on a girls period.
It's not worth it.
-Mentally beaten boy

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 10:46am UTC

Who cares
If someone dislikes you or your personailty?
They are just hating to make you stronger.
No matter bullied or teased you always have to stand up.
Never be shy ♥

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† *
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 7:04pm UTC

formatcreditLiveAllDay
Watch what you say,
Because one word can change everything.

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kateedacutie
posted a quote
February 25, 2014 11:24pm UTC

My idea of flirting is staring from afar and naming our future children.

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teenidle
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 2:10pm UTC

how to be happier than before
(much needed rewrite of an oldie)
1) love your friends as fiercely as possible.
2) take three deep breaths before you go to sleep every night. remind yourself of the simple actions your body can do on it's own.
3) when in doubt, ask. swallow the fear of embarrassment because no one will get upset with you for needing help. learn to ask slowly and kindly. shy away from demanding something or denying it, too. plant both feet on the ground, look up, and ask.
4) protect yourself, but don't fear vulnerability. getting hurt will teach you the lesson of when to build up your walls vs. when to let them down.
5) learn to forget the negative, try to forgive the negative, always attract the positive. positive vibes will only circulate around you if you welcome them in. send out as much good energy as you feel you can.
6) make lists when your mind is restless. cataloguing your mind will help you feel there is order in a seemingly scary world.
7) try to love yourself. talk yourself up in your mind and comfort yourself when you fall. treat yourself gently. imagine you are a plant. you need sunshine, water, food and love to grow into a fully formed being. don't deprive yourself of any of these. attach your self worth to nothing at all because you're worth something stable, not something that changes. count the leaves on the trees during spring.
8) if you're struggling, just close your eyes and tell yourself you are so much more than you think you are. trust your silly manta because it's true, and open your eyes again.
i'm not saying i do these like i totally don't but I'M TRYING and that's what matters ** from the original and as relevant as ever today.

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Enhance
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 9:37am UTC

The skinny healthy rules!
1. Drink a large glass of water before every single meal.
2. Eat protein every meal unless you want to stay hungry and grouchy.
(examples: turkey, chicken, tuna, salmon, halibut, pork loin, beef, veal, tofu, soy beans, eggs, pumpink, squash)
3. Eat around 45 grams of fiber per day.
here is a site with a list of high-fiber foods: click here
4. Eat apples and/or berries every day (if possible)
5. Avoid carbs after lunch.
6. Try making one day of the week meatless!
7. No fast foods girl!
8. Eat a real breakfast.
9. Avoid high-salt foods!
10. Sleep right.
11. Allow yourself one splurge a week!
12. Try to eat slowly, it takes your brain a while to let you know you're hungry.
13. When hungry, EAT.
When full, STOP.

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BreeeFayy*
posted a quote
February 9, 2014 8:14pm UTC

Do not condem one for their sins unless you yourself have not sinned.

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