My name is Tiffany, I'm 14. I love Sleeping with Sirens, Pierce the Veil, Black Veil Brides, All Time Low, Memphis May Fire, and Mayday Parade. Music is my life. I write songs sometimes but only when it comes to me. I'm weird and f*cked up. I'm terrified or bugs. Single. I'm over all a pretty damn hilarious person. Those who disagree are liars.
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This school year I promise to try to put up with idiots in a nicer way. That includes: 1) Not telling them to "Fuckk off". 2) Not walking away in the middle if their sentence. 3) Not calling them idiots. 4) Dammit this is too hard, I'll just stay socially awkard.
When people I don't like talk to me all I think about is, "Okay Tiffany, it's okay, don't stab it with a knife, apparently that's illegal, we don't need to go to jail, jail is bad, don't stab, don't stab it, don't stab it. Good job."
"TBH" Translations: "We need to hang out more" = Please don't ever come within 1000 mile radius of me. "OMG you're like soo pretty!" = You're probably not. "We need to talk more" = Ew. Don't ever talk to me. "You're so sweet and nice" = I have nothing good to say so I'll lie. Btw you're and annoying f*ck. "You're an awesome person" = You're not. "We should message each other" = Probably gonna block you if you actually message me.. "You look like a nice person and you're pretty" = Who the f*ck are you? "You're a cutie XD" = I actually hate you and am attempting to plot your murder but everything doesn't seem violent enough. "You're so funny" = You really aren't that funny. You just think you are. You're actually quite an annoying f*ck. "You're so nice to everyone" = You're a b*tch. K bye. "You're perf:*" = You're not. You're probably the person that everybody secretly hates. "You look like a model! ♥" = Pile of bones. Please eat a cheeseburger.Or 10,000. "Please get ugly. :*" = Please get plastic surgery. Or a paper bag. Whichever you can afford is fine. "Share some of that gorgeousness:* ?" = Ew. Don't share anything you've touched, breathed on, been in the presence of with anyone. I don't want rabies. Btw this is a joke, if this offends you, then get the f*ck off the internet.