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Member Since: 4 Jul 2011 12:20am

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Live a Little Imagine living like a king someday
My name is Tiffany, I'm 14. I love Sleeping with Sirens, Pierce the Veil, Black Veil Brides, All Time Low, Memphis May Fire, and Mayday Parade. Music is my life. I write songs sometimes but only when it comes to me. I'm weird and f*cked up. I'm terrified or bugs. Single. I'm over all a pretty damn hilarious person. Those who disagree are liars.  
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  1. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 11:24pm UTC
    My idea of flirting is staring from afar and naming our future children.

  2. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 10:47pm UTC
    2014.
    And I'm still as immature as ever.

  3. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 11:11pm UTC
    Is anyone else obsessed with 5SOS, or is it just me?

  4. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 10:51pm UTC
    My mom won't talk to me cause I kept begging for a cat today. She still hasn't given me an answer yet, I think there's still hope. :)

  5. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 5:37am UTC
    Looking through your old quotes and thinking "Oh god why?"

  6. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 5:04am UTC
    You don't know freedom until you take off your bra.

  7. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    You know you're annoying when even you can't stand yourself.

  8. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    This school year I promise to try to put up with idiots in a nicer way.
    That includes:
    1) Not telling them to "Fuckk off".
    2) Not walking away in the middle if their sentence.
    3) Not calling them idiots.
    4) Dammit this is too hard, I'll just stay socially awkard.

  9. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    When guys have perfect eyebrows, I start to question their sexuality.

  10. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 2:09am UTC
    I rememeber when my problems were simple.
    It was nice while it lasted.

  11. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 2:06am UTC
    When things start to get intense,I get scared and run away. And then I regret it.

  12. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 12:50am UTC
    Whenever I see my ex I go all Cee Lo Green and
    F**K YOU.

  13. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    When people I don't like talk to me all I think about is,
    "Okay Tiffany, it's okay, don't stab it with a knife, apparently that's illegal, we don't need to go to jail, jail is bad, don't stab, don't stab it, don't stab it. Good job."

  14. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    Even Seeing Your Name Is Like A Slap To The Face

  15. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    Am I just a rebel,or do you guys follow yourselves too?

  16. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    "TBH" Translations:
    "We need to hang out more" = Please don't ever come within 1000 mile radius of me.
    "OMG you're like soo pretty!" = You're probably not.
    "We need to talk more" = Ew. Don't ever talk to me.
    "You're so sweet and nice" = I have nothing good to say so I'll lie. Btw you're and annoying f*ck.
    "You're an awesome person" = You're not.
    "We should message each other" = Probably gonna block you if you actually message me..
    "You look like a nice person and you're pretty" = Who the f*ck are you?
    "You're a cutie XD" = I actually hate you and am attempting to plot your murder but everything doesn't seem violent enough.
    "You're so funny" = You really aren't that funny. You just think you are. You're actually quite an annoying f*ck.
    "You're so nice to everyone" = You're a b*tch. K bye.
    "You're perf:*" = You're not. You're probably the person that everybody secretly hates.
    "You look like a model! ♥" = Pile of bones. Please eat a cheeseburger.Or 10,000.
    "Please get ugly. :*" = Please get plastic surgery. Or a paper bag. Whichever you can afford is fine.
    "Share some of that gorgeousness:* ?" = Ew. Don't share anything you've touched, breathed on, been in the presence of with anyone. I don't want rabies.
    Btw this is a joke, if this offends you, then get the f*ck off the internet.

  17. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    Benefits To Being My Boyfriend:
    1) I won't hate you like I hate the rest of the world.
    2) I will not murder you.

  18. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 12:06am UTC
    Being Pretty is Nothing, If Your Personality is Ugly.

  19. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 2:05am UTC
    Some people's faces just seem to say "Come punch me really hard cuz I'm an annoying little fu/cker."
    You know?

  20. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 2:32am UTC
    The sooner you realize that you hate everyone, the sooner you can stop being nice to people.

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