Store Quotes

*Freedom*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 10:13am UTC

Me: *Shopping for bras*
Me: *Sees hot guy coming*
Me: Mom, hold the bras quick. I don't want him looking at me.
Mom: I don't think he'd even look at you without the bras.
Me:.....
Mom: And I'm not kidding.
Worst Part You Ask?
True Story.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 8:36pm UTC

Mom: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: Band merch.
Mom: What do you want for Christmas?
Mom: Do you need anything while I'm at the store.
Me: Yeah, band merch.
Mom: Anything else besides band merch?
Me: Band members.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 8:25pm UTC

Walk into hot topic like yo wuddup I'm not a scene kid.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 9:57pm UTC

Today, at a store, an old guy
was asking for a certain brand
of laxatives so he could kill his
neighbor's cat by chopping them
up and putting it in food. Like, what
the hell is wrong with people?

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 2:57pm UTC

That moment of panic when your mum
leaves you standing in the store line:
"HOLY C.RAP WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T
COME BACK IN TIME AND THEY ASK
ME TO PAY!?"

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skf97
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 12:38pm UTC

Store Clerk: Can I help you find something?
Me: Friends? Where can I buy some of those?
Him: Well we are all out of friends, but we've got one 'best friend' left.
Me: Oh? *laughing*
Him: Yeah me :)
This literally happened to me today

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 5:23pm UTC

The coldest place in the entire world:
the refrigerator section at the grocery store

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Drii_101
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 2:07am UTC

I'd rather wonder around the store for 9 hours than just ask an employee where something is that is just something I don't understand.

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Sandie
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Me: *walks into a clothes store*
Me: *walks out crying*

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im_just_me
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 12:55am UTC

People are always like " One time my mom forgot me at walmart "
Well guess what
My dad left me there one time on purpose
because I was taking to long.
He came back though haha

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 8:51pm UTC

I just love those
specsaver ads :)

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Before Walmart, you had to
buy a ticket to the the fair to see a bearded lady.

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 5:11pm UTC

excuse me where do i find the hot boys section

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Sorry Justin Timberlake
you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt.

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BringLaurenTheHorizon
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 12:46am UTC

My mom always asks me what I want when she goes to the store. I always reply with "band merch".
One day...
Mom: Hey, I'm going to the store. What do you need?
Me: band merch..
Mom: OK I GET IT. YOU LIKE BAND MERCH. What else do you want BESIDES that?
Me: ...band members.
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: Wow, okay. Bye Lauren.

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 11:34am UTC

Customer: All of the clothes at Hollister are gone.
Me: They are behind you.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 3:42am UTC

That walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no

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cutecandygirl33
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 1:26pm UTC

there should be an app in the app store or google play called witty profiles anyone agree

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The Day Dream Expert *
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 12:30pm UTC

You dont need to read this! It's just a vent...thing...
You know, I dont really get why my mom does this but;
I went out to the store and I thought my mom would just let me stay in the car. BOY WAS I WRONG. So she started yelling at me because apparently wanting to stay in the car is the same as "all I do is sit in my room and do nothing." So I got yelled at. THEN; this is my favorite part, we were getting back in the car after getting dragged inside and then my mom said, "I'm done with you. I'm taking you home." So Apparently I have an attitude because I didnt respond... so she took me home.
Also in the same car ride she said "IF YOU THINK YOURE GOING TO SIT IN YOUR STUPID ROOM ALL SUMMER YOURE WRONG." She also got mad at me because I said I didnt want to go to another summer camp. Sorry I have friends and I'd rather be with them than at some stupid camp. So....this is my life *sigh*
To sum this up; I got yelled at because I wanted to stay in the car, I got yelled at because I like to stay home rather than go out in public, and I like to hang out with my actual friends. Not people I barely know.

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Secret42
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 5:44pm UTC

Me:*Sees walmart advertisement*
Walmart ad:Smile,because it's rollback time!
Me:You know,you dont just smile because its a sale in a store.=/
(My quote.Do NOT steal)

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