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  1. billjcarlos billjcarlos
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2017 7:53am UTC
    Kill Ping Online Store is a place where you can buy Overwatch merchandise, apparel and complete accessories on best price.

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2016 10:40pm UTC
    the only thing retail has taught me is that old people are mean, and the best time to rob a store is on a holiday weekend; because banks are closed so stores stock up om change, and that holiday flow of customers means money.

  3. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2014 5:10pm UTC
    No matter how old I am I will always panic if I lose my Mum at the store.
    CookieDough Formats

  4. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2014 3:48pm UTC
    I hate when people see me at the store and are like "Hey, what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, just hunting elephants."

  5. xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx* xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 8:09am UTC
    You know what's annoying?
    When some people at the store look into your cart to see what you are buying.

  6. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 11:54pm UTC
    Men's clothing is just so much softer than women's.

  7. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 9:13pm UTC
    You remember like five years ago when Webkinz were like $20?
    Well I went to this store on Sunday and they're selling them for like $3 each.
    I may have gotten like 5.

  8. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 9:29pm UTC
    Confession 23
    I had a panic attack in Wal-mart from seeing my dad.
    It was black friday, and I hadn't seen in him 3 years.
    (fav for more)

  9. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 7:41pm UTC
    At the store woth my mom. Im hungry and bored.

  10. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 6:08pm UTC
    Today I was reunited with my love.... Hot Topic. Boy, I have missed that place!

  11. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 1:25pm UTC
    I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand

  12. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    I hate it when people see me at the grocery store and they're like
    "Hey, what are you doing here?"
    You know.. hunting elephants.

  13. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 10:51pm UTC
    Going to a store dressed nice really pays off when you see a cute boy.

  14. tiffany8058 tiffany8058
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 11:34pm UTC
    WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY???
    OW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW
    WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY A HE AHE AHE! A HE AAHE AHEEEE! AHEE AHHE AHEE!
    WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
    WILL WE EVER KNOW!??!??!?
    I WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 8:15am UTC
    & even though i'm not
    "technically" southern,
    i'm still going to say "y'all"

  16. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    Have you ever been to the store
    And you see this little kid
    And you start making silly faces at them
    And they start making them back
    And here you are both laughing and smiling

  17. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    THERE IS A STORE IN THE MALL IN MY TOWN
    that literally only sells crocs.
    someone please tell me what the world has come to

  18. dreamsandwishes dreamsandwishes
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Me at the grocery store:
    "Ooohhh samples!"
    *takes a handful*
    *walks away*

  19. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Think of a number.
    Double it.
    Add eight.
    Half it.
    Minus the number you started with.
    Close your eyes....
    It's dark, isn't it?

  20. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    Mom:Are you going with me to the store.
    Me: NO. I'm tired.
    Mom:"I'll buy you something.
    Me:Yeah, I'll be ready in a minute."

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