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GhostTown

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Member Since: 2 Mar 2014 08:15pm

Last Seen: 6 May 2019 06:20am

Location: Ghost Town

user id: 379453

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  1. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2018 11:53pm EDT
    Remember back in 2011 when people here would delete their quote if it got less than 1,000 favorites? Well, now they're lucky if they get one favorite lmfao.

  2. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2017 11:55am EDT
    Well, this website is depressing now...

  3. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2017 1:47am EDT
    Does anyone else remember when people used to write stories on Witty? That was why I made my first Witty account in 2012. Me and my two online friends used to write stories and create our own characters and then ask each other for feedback. It was so fun.

  4. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2017 7:25pm EDT
    holy crap I missed you guys

  5. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2016 2:55pm EDT
    Saw a picture of George Bush and Michelle Obama shaking hands...
    What is it? Befriend a war criminal day?

  6. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2016 5:06pm EDT
    FRIENDS FRIENDS AMIGOS I'M STILL HERE
    Man i haven't been on in monthss >.<

  7. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2016 10:21am EDT
    There are some users on here who I used to speak to every single day. Now, most of them haven't been on Witty in months. :/

  8. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2015 9:32pm EST
    My little brother thinks that Washington and D.C. are two different countries.

  9. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2015 11:57pm EDT
    Lonely.
    again.
    ._.

  10. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2015 5:17pm EDT
    Uneducated Person: Are you Islam?
    Me: Are you Christianity?

  11. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2015 9:21am EDT
    Your brain and wiener have only one thing in common; they're both choking hazards.

  12. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2015 12:27am EDT
    If people that are from America are called Americans, then what do you call people that are from the United States?

  13. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2015 7:48pm EDT
    I'm more smarter than all of you.

  14. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2015 7:42pm EDT
    "Family is love." My 7 year old brother says as he beats me with a stick.

  15. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2015 1:42pm EDT
    I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used while showering.
    98 of them said, "How the f*ck did you get in here?"

  16. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2015 2:07pm EDT
    The audio that P.E teachers play during the Pacer Test is what you will hear while entering the depths of hell.

  17. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2015 6:38pm EDT
    Mum: Today, I am going to teach you how to cook.
    Mum: Okay, so, first you put t-
    ****EXPLOSION SOUNDS****

  18. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2015 6:29pm EDT
    Fun fact:
    The Spanish word embarazada is a false cognate because it looks and sounds similar to the English word embarrassed, but it actually means pregnant.
    I just saved you all from hours, days, weeks, and possibly even years of humiliation.
    You're welcome.

  19. GhostTown GhostTown
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    March 4, 2015 9:43pm EST
    When I was a kid, in my neighborhood, every Saturday we'd have water balloon fights and every Friday I'd put mine in the freezer so that I'd win.

  20. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2015 11:40pm EST
    Father to son: You're no son of mine.
    Mother: Dammit, how'd he know?

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