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pinkteddy

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Member Since: 11 Apr 2012 09:03pm

Last Seen: 12 Mar 2014 10:16am

Birthday: April 25

Location: stalker no stalking

Gender: F

user id: 291476

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 1:15pm UTC

If you see this quote, you have to promise not
to self harm or commit suicide today. PROMISE.

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 4:53pm UTC

It's just a spark but it's enough to keep me glowing
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pinkteddy
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 4:46pm UTC

I hate it when people see me at the grocery store and they're like
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
You know.. hunting elephants.

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 8:14pm UTC

Doesn't the temple run guy ever get a cramp?

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 7:36am UTC

This circle never ends
and it's time you just face it don't pretend that it's over...
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pinkteddy
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 7:24am UTC

When do you think that the aliens that dropped all the stupid people here are going to come back for them?

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 7:22am UTC

me: "I had a dream about you..."
girl: OMGZ AWW REALLY
me: "yeah, you died."

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 7:18am UTC

I want to become a surgeon but...
The only training I had in surgery was Operation, the board game. That should work, right?

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Trust is like an eraser.
Every time you make a mistake, it gets smaller and smaller.
nmq

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Yolo
You Only Live Once ,You Obviously Lack originality
THEYR'E BOTH OVERUSED.
NMF :) :) :)

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 12:12pm UTC

People: The world is going to end.
Me: K, watever
People: Martians are taking over the world.
Me: nice to know
People:.The sun is not going to shine anymore.
Me: alrite
People: The internet is down.
Me: O_o aASDFGGHJFKDLS; why me???? WHY!???? the world is going to end! im dying!

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 10:57pm UTC

Teacher: "Have you done your homework?"
Student: "Have you graded my test?"
Teacher: "No, I have other student's stuff to grade"
Student: "I have other teacher's homework to do"

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Liam: Hey, do you remember what we said last Wednesday at 7:03 PM?
Louis: no, let's go on Witty Profiles and check.
:P
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 3:52pm UTC

Let's play a game....
how about you fall as hard for me as...
i did for you? ♥

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 4:42pm UTC

你只是看著這件事谷歌翻譯，沒有你？
yeahh i thought so

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Bikini Bottoms and Underwear
are like being straight and being gay
they're the same thing,
yet only one is allowed in public.

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pinkteddy
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 6:59pm UTC

:) uR BeAuTIfUl
no matter what <3