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pinkteddy

Status: Singleeee

Member Since: 11 Apr 2012 09:03pm

Last Seen: 12 Mar 2014 10:16am

Birthday: April 25

Location: stalker no stalking

Gender: F

user id: 291476

33 Quotes
345 Favorites
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  1. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    If you see this quote, you have to promise not
    to self harm or commit suicide today. PROMISE.
     
    Format by Breeze

  2. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    It's just a spark but it's enough to keep me glowing
    Format by Breeze

  3. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    I hate it when people see me at the grocery store and they're like
    "Hey, what are you doing here?"
    You know.. hunting elephants.

  4. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    Doesn't the temple run guy ever get a cramp?

  5. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 7:36am UTC
    This circle never ends
    and it's time you just face it don't pretend that it's over...
    Format by Breeze

  6. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 7:24am UTC
    When do you think that the aliens that dropped all the stupid people here are going to come back for them?

  7. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 7:22am UTC
    me: "I had a dream about you..."
    girl: OMGZ AWW REALLY
    me: "yeah, you died."

  8. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 7:18am UTC
    I want to become a surgeon but...
    The only training I had in surgery was Operation, the board game. That should work, right?

  9. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Trust is like an eraser.
    Every time you make a mistake, it gets smaller and smaller.
    nmq

  10. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Yolo
    You Only Live Once ,You Obviously Lack originality
    THEYR'E BOTH OVERUSED.
    NMF :) :) :)

  11. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    People: The world is going to end.
    Me: K, watever
    People: Martians are taking over the world.
    Me: nice to know
    People:.The sun is not going to shine anymore.
    Me: alrite
    People: The internet is down.
    Me: O_o aASDFGGHJFKDLS; why me???? WHY!???? the world is going to end! im dying!

  12. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    Teacher: "Have you done your homework?"
    Student: "Have you graded my test?"
    Teacher: "No, I have other student's stuff to grade"
    Student: "I have other teacher's homework to do"

  13. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Liam: Hey, do you remember what we said last Wednesday at 7:03 PM?
    Louis: no, let's go on Witty Profiles and check.
    :P
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  14. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    Let's play a game....
    how about you fall as hard for me as...
    i did for you? ♥

  15. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    你只是看著這件事谷歌翻譯,沒有你?
    yeahh i thought so

  16. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Bikini Bottoms and Underwear
    are like being straight and being gay
    they're the same thing,
    yet only one is allowed in public.

  17. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    :) uR BeAuTIfUl
    no matter what <3

  18. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    good thing i got
    my credit card cuz
    im checkin u out!
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  19. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    HEY YOU !
    yeah, you!
    your'e beautiful
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  20. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    if you could have
    ONE WISH
    what would it be?
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

:)

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