Best Store Quotes Today

Rajsonkar
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May 7, 2013 3:42am UTC

That walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Before Walmart, you had to
buy a ticket to the the fair to see a bearded lady.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 9:25pm UTC

THERE IS A STORE IN THE MALL IN MY TOWN
that literally only sells crocs.
someone please tell me what the world has come to

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*blushes*
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January 2, 2014 1:25pm UTC

I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Sorry Justin Timberlake
you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 9:33pm UTC

I hate when cashiers make stupid comments
Me: *places oreos, skittles, and starbursts onto belt*
Cashier: Oh someone's got a sweet tooth?
Me: Someone better shut their mouth, or I'll have a sweet tooth to talk to their boss. You don't want a piece of me, do you Sharon? DO YOU? Didn't think so, now next time make sure you don't make another slick comment when I'm in these aisles, Cause I'm not afraid to cut you.
Me: *flips collar and walks away*
Me: *walks back*
Me: C-can I get these double bagged, its a long journey home?

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Have you ever been to the store
And you see this little kid
And you start making silly faces at them
And they start making them back
And here you are both laughing and smiling

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 5:23pm UTC

The coldest place in the entire world:
the refrigerator section at the grocery store

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
February 4, 2014 9:13pm UTC

You remember like five years ago when Webkinz were like $20?
Well I went to this store on Sunday and they're selling them for like $3 each.
I may have gotten like 5.

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 3:13pm UTC

If you see this, you're beautiful. <3 format by: OhHoePlease
At the store with my mom today:
Me: We need Nutella.
Mom: It's not a necessity, is it?
Me: No mom, I need Nutella. It is a necessity.

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xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx*
posted a quote
May 19, 2014 8:09am UTC

You know what's annoying?
When some people at the store look into your cart to see what you are buying.

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noseogefil
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 6:45pm UTC

A fun fact about IKEA:
The store is designed like a maze, to prevent customers from leaving.
not mine

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 5:40pm UTC

why are men so embarrassed to buy tampons?
like
that cashier KNOWS THAT THOSE AREN’T FOR YOU
whereas if i buy tampons for myself
that poor cashier has to sit there wondering FOR THE REST OF THE DAY if while they were talking to me i was bleeding out of my v*gina
i dont think you understand how traumatizing that can be for some poor 16 year old boy with facial acne

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CoolStoryBro1023
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 3:33pm UTC

Mom:Are you going with me to the store.
Me: NO. I'm tired.
Mom:"I'll buy you something.
Me:Yeah, I'll be ready in a minute."

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Ninja918
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 10:51pm UTC

Going to a store dressed nice really pays off when you see a cute boy.

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Abigiggles*
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 8:49pm UTC

That depressing moment
when your mom come back from the store
with everything besides what you wanted

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BringLaurenTheHorizon
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 12:46am UTC

My mom always asks me what I want when she goes to the store. I always reply with "band merch".
One day...
Mom: Hey, I'm going to the store. What do you need?
Me: band merch..
Mom: OK I GET IT. YOU LIKE BAND MERCH. What else do you want BESIDES that?
Me: ...band members.
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: Wow, okay. Bye Lauren.

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Erica_213
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 6:41pm UTC

* home from the groccery store *
Me: holy wow.. omg.omg.omg. OMG.
Me: c'mon food gimme a hug.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 6:22pm UTC

"I'll go play with the devices in the Windows store"
said no one ever.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 8:15am UTC

& even though i'm not
"technically" southern,
i'm still going to say "y'all"

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