Best Shirt Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Boys take off their shirts so weird. Like, they grab the shirt from the back of
their neck and yank it over their head. That is so sexual. Like, I don't even know how you do it, boys.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Tell someone, "you wore that
shirt the day after yesterday" and see how long it takes them to get it.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 9:49am UTC

That sad moment when you fall in love with a shirt, check the price tag and slowly walk away
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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 6:23pm UTC

WHY DO GUYS PULL UP THEIR SHIRTS AND TAKE PICTURES WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE ABS?
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 5:13pm UTC

Sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I'm crying.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 1:01am UTC

A must-read heart touching story
A Spanish Naval captain
was walking leisurely on
his battleship when a
subordinate rushes over
to him and says, "Sir, an
enemy battleship is fast
approaching us. We
should be ready".
The captain replies coolly
"Go. Get my Red shirt."
The subordinate rushes
over and gets the Shirt
for his captain. The
captain wears the red
shirt.
After some time, the
enemy battleship comes
in range.
Consequently heavy
rounds of fire are
exchanged between the
two
battleships.
After much effort, the
Spanish win.
The subordinate
approaches his
boss,"Congratulations for
the victory sir, but why
did you require the red
shirt in the first place?"
The captain
replies,"Because, during
the war if I got injured
then my blood should
not have been seen as I
did not want my men to
lose hope and to fight
with
the same ferocity."
Just then another
subordinate rushes over.
"Sir, we just spotted
another 20 enemy
battleships heading in
our direction."
The captain replies coolly
"Go. Get my yellow
trousers."
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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 9:24am UTC

THE RULES FOR DATING MY
DAUGHTER
1. Get a job.
2. Understand that I don't like you.
3. I'm everywhere.
4. You hurt her, I hurt you.
5. Be home 30 minutes early.
6. Get a lawyer.
7. If you lie to me, I will find out.
8. She's my princess, not your conquest.
9. I don't mind going back to jail.
10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.
9. I don't mind going back
to jail.

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GRACEROCKS
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 2:03pm UTC

Sweetie thats a
shirt, not a
----------- dress -----------

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LeeMitchMary
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 4:27pm UTC

What if whenever you put on a shirt, you belly button screamed because it was afraid of the dark?

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 10:10am UTC

My shirt matches my underwear.
I feel accomplished.

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Fay*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 3:21pm UTC

Wear shirt once : Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months : Still clean

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 4:07pm UTC

That way guys take off their shirts by grabbing the back and pulling.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 6:15pm UTC

30 day challenge:
Day 9: First impression of the guy you like now.
"He's hot. I want his shirt." Is exactly what I thought when I saw him.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 10:01pm UTC

I got a shirt today that says "Reality Bites." My mom doesn't like the message. So she doesn't like me being real? Well guess what? Reality bites!

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Just found out there is a shirt that lights up when there is Wifi.... I must find this shirt...

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DieiSomnians
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 10:51pm UTC

"I chose the wrong day to wear a shirt."
"Christine, it is never the wrong day to wear a shirt out in public."
I meant to say "a *fancy* shirt" whoops

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 1:30pm UTC

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

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cupcake_lover88
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 3:19pm UTC

Today i wore a shirt as a skirt.
i feel acomplished.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
January 6, 2016 9:33pm UTC

.
Don't go too far.
Stay who you are.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 9:32pm UTC

Something that make me sad is going into Hot Topic and seeing A Justin Bieber t shirt surounded by like a Nirvana shirt, Blink-182 shirt, and a Green Day shirt. Like what are you doing Hot Topic?

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