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  1. truerevo truerevo
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2018 7:54am UTC
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  2. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2016 9:33pm UTC
    .
    Don't go too far.
    Stay who you are.

  3. MissEmma MissEmma
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2014 1:55am UTC
    you gave my shirt back
    & i don't really get the meaning;
    it's like you're giving up, before it all
    goes wrong.

  4. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 3:21pm UTC
    Wear shirt once : Dirty
    Wear hoodie every day for three months : Still clean

  5. DieiSomnians DieiSomnians
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 10:51pm UTC
    "I chose the wrong day to wear a shirt."
    "Christine, it is never the wrong day to wear a shirt out in public."
    I meant to say "a *fancy* shirt" whoops

  6. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    Something that make me sad is going into Hot Topic and seeing A Justin Bieber t shirt surounded by like a Nirvana shirt, Blink-182 shirt, and a Green Day shirt. Like what are you doing Hot Topic?

  7. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 10:10am UTC
    My shirt matches my underwear.
    I feel accomplished.

  8. KissTomorrowGoodbye KissTomorrowGoodbye
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    I absolutely love how on witty.. You can even get a maternity shirt..

  9. justjoey justjoey
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    I don't understan how guys can sleep with a shirt on

  10. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 10:42am UTC
    He said he liked my shirt :)

  11. jojo11 jojo11
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 10:51am UTC
    Homework
    Homewor
    Homewo
    Homew
    Home
    Hom
    Ho
    How
    How a
    How ab
    How abo
    How abou
    How about
    How about n
    How about no!

  12. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    30 day challenge:
    Day 9: First impression of the guy you like now.
    "He's hot. I want his shirt." Is exactly what I thought when I saw him.

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    “i need to get something off my chest”
    yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    Sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I'm crying.

  15. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 9:24am UTC
    THE RULES FOR DATING MY
    DAUGHTER
    1. Get a job.
    2. Understand that I don't like you.
    3. I'm everywhere.
    4. You hurt her, I hurt you.
    5. Be home 30 minutes early.
    6. Get a lawyer.
    7. If you lie to me, I will find out.
    8. She's my princess, not your conquest.
    9. I don't mind going back to jail.
    10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.
    9. I don't mind going back
    to jail.

  16. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    That way guys take off their shirts by grabbing the back and pulling.

  17. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    Tell someone, "you wore that
    shirt the day after yesterday" and see how long it takes them to get it.

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Boys take off their shirts so weird. Like, they grab the shirt from the back of
    their neck and yank it over their head. That is so sexual. Like, I don't even know how you do it, boys.

  19. AlyssaBryan AlyssaBryan
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Cheer Probs
    Having your bow falling out in the middle of your show,
    and having to stuff it in your shirt.

  20. Bubblezzz Bubblezzz
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 10:39am UTC
    Popular, Rich Girl: MOM! I told you I wanted the iPhone 4s! Not the iPhone 5! I hate you! Ugh! My life stinks!!! :(
    Unpopular, Poor Girl: Mom! Thank you so much for the Walmart Brand teeshirt! It's amazing. My life rocks.
    Me: Wow.
    How sad

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