Shirt Quotes

doublesidedice
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May 31, 2013 10:01pm UTC

I got a shirt today that says "Reality Bites." My mom doesn't like the message. So she doesn't like me being real? Well guess what? Reality bites!

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CherryPop
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 4:48pm UTC

stop moving!
i'm trying to read your shirt.

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MegaFunsize101
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Is it just me or
is it really awkward when you catch a guy looking down a girls shirt..

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 1:01am UTC

A must-read heart touching story
A Spanish Naval captain
was walking leisurely on
his battleship when a
subordinate rushes over
to him and says, "Sir, an
enemy battleship is fast
approaching us. We
should be ready".
The captain replies coolly
"Go. Get my Red shirt."
The subordinate rushes
over and gets the Shirt
for his captain. The
captain wears the red
shirt.
After some time, the
enemy battleship comes
in range.
Consequently heavy
rounds of fire are
exchanged between the
two
battleships.
After much effort, the
Spanish win.
The subordinate
approaches his
boss,"Congratulations for
the victory sir, but why
did you require the red
shirt in the first place?"
The captain
replies,"Because, during
the war if I got injured
then my blood should
not have been seen as I
did not want my men to
lose hope and to fight
with
the same ferocity."
Just then another
subordinate rushes over.
"Sir, we just spotted
another 20 enemy
battleships heading in
our direction."
The captain replies coolly
"Go. Get my yellow
trousers."
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Rajsonkar
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May 8, 2013 9:49am UTC

That sad moment when you fall in love with a shirt, check the price tag and slowly walk away
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chocolatofreak
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 7:35pm UTC

When you look good in your favorite shirt..

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imjustthatcool
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 11:59pm UTC

HIPSTAH
PLEASE

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gingerMaFiA
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 9:44am UTC

me and some other dude wearing the same shirt
" B*tch stole my look!"

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 9:47pm UTC

To Do List
- Wear a shirt that says life. Hand out lemons on the street.
- Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
- Become a teacher. Make every test answer “C” and enjoy.
- Wait until someone’s about to sneeze. Before they do loudly scream “PIKA PIKAAA!”
- Get into a cab and yell “Follow that car!”
-YAH MOM.
..........
(Jokes.)

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JustNodandSmile
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 4:59pm UTC

Person: I like your shirt. Where'd you get it from?
Me: Umm...my closet.

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Erica_213
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 9:34pm UTC

Sometimes..
I want a tee shirt that says,
" STFU "
So when im in a bad mood,
i'd wear it, and tell people to read my shirt.
♥

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justsonglyrics
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 3:00pm UTC

*
Paint splattered tear drops on my shirt
Told you I’d let them go.
*

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LeeMitchMary
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 4:27pm UTC

What if whenever you put on a shirt, you belly button screamed because it was afraid of the dark?

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 9:25pm UTC

I survived the hiatus.
(2009-2013)
Yep, I'm getting the shirt.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 6:23pm UTC

WHY DO GUYS PULL UP THEIR SHIRTS AND TAKE PICTURES WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE ABS?
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT?

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cupcake_lover88
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 3:19pm UTC

Today i wore a shirt as a skirt.
i feel acomplished.

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Just found out there is a shirt that lights up when there is Wifi.... I must find this shirt...

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dreamx3r
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 8:31pm UTC

My best friend got us friendship necklaces.
Mine tells time by stars, his by the sun.
He and I both care a lot about what people think, i didn't expect him to wear his.
he's not really a necklace type of guy.
...
i never thought seeing a little part of a silver chain disappearing under a boys shirt would make me so happy.

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Shanaynor
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 10:02pm UTC

Wearing a shirt with your fav celeb on it
in hopes that they will randomly be at the store you're at
for some strange reason.

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PerfectAtImperfection
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 3:34pm UTC

I hate wearing a tank top or lower cut shirt when I'm eating chips.
Because let's face it..
My boobs probably get more than my mouth.
-Sincerely, Girls.

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