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dreamx3r

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Member Since: 2 Feb 2012 05:39pm

Last Seen: 3 Feb 2021 01:45am

Gender: F

user id: 270095

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dreamx3r
posted a quote
March 14, 2015 9:47pm UTC

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE THE KANYE TEST? ...

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dreamx3r
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September 6, 2014 8:22pm UTC

I feel like i'm losing you.

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dreamx3r
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February 23, 2014 9:28pm UTC

i just need you to know,
how unbelievably incredible you are.
You are SUCH a good guy and you make me think.
You're funny and so cute and asdfjkl; your weird quirks
and I dont't know anyone who wouldn't love you
as much as I do
♥
my quote / nmf
josh do not make fun of me for this

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February 23, 2014 9:25pm UTC

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dreamx3r
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July 2, 2013 7:38pm UTC

i'm just this awkward little baby. from that awkward baby factory across town.
sorry i just thought i'd tell you.
...
wow this is awkward.

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dreamx3r
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Format chickittylover
I think that people are able to thrive over the summmer
because they don't have to try so hard to be themselves.
i guess all that sunlight makes it easy to find the parts of yourself hiding in the
»»» shadows«««
quote : dreamx3r
format: chickittylover

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dreamx3r
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 10:20pm UTC

The four guys
WHO MADE ME SERIOUSLY CONSIDER
BEING A POLYGAMIST, ARE COMING TO THE U.S.?!
having 4 husbands sounds cool to me.
i mean if they'll have me.
how about it Matt? Josh? Ian? Mike?
♥
WELCOME MARIANAS TRENCH

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dreamx3r
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 8:31pm UTC

My best friend got us friendship necklaces.
Mine tells time by stars, his by the sun.
He and I both care a lot about what people think, i didn't expect him to wear his.
he's not really a necklace type of guy.
...
i never thought seeing a little part of a silver chain disappearing under a boys shirt would make me so happy.

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dreamx3r
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 9:29pm UTC

i think i'll be brave...
starting with you.
Y

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dreamx3r
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November 12, 2012 10:08pm UTC

i'm older now. you used to be my hero.
reality has set in since.
please spare me the "saving."

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dreamx3r
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 10:20am UTC

not even on your worst day would i imagine you doing that.

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dreamx3r
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 10:09am UTC

...
& Please know some things should just stay bro/ken.
...

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dreamx3r
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 9:43pm UTC

cute boy smiles at me
me: *stares in disbelief*
him: *continues to smile*
me: *probably looking like a costipated cow im so confused*
him: *fades into a quirked eyebrow*
me: *notices & blushes*
him: O.o *walks away*
me: *mentally facepalms*
*true story i didn't think he was looking at me though*

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dreamx3r
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 9:12pm UTC

life+guard
so there was this really cute lifeguard looking at me when i was in the ocean...
i was so excited & my selfesteem was so high
i was like omgomg super hot guy looking at me!!
until i mentioned it to my mom,
&& she reminded me that's his job...
>.<
ouch.

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dreamx3r
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 11:17pm UTC

so the other day i was eating fruit. i was all; blueberry, raspberry, blackberry...grape. THAT'S really weird. i feel like a grape is pretty berryesque.
& if that isn't enough EVERY THING ELSE IS A DRIED VERSION OF ITSELF. {DRIED PINEAPPLE, BANANA ETC.}AND THEN IT'S JUST LIKE -- RAISIN.
GRAPES ARE WEIRD DUDE.
JUST PLAIN WEIRD.
>.<
[MY QUOTE THOUGH I'M RELUCTANT TO TAKE CREDIT.]NMF

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dreamx3r
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 2:44pm UTC

Steve at 8:16pm June 24, 2012 to peacegirl88
I have a mystical wizard on staff to predict the number of faves and comments a quote will get.
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i think i speak for all of us wittians when i say, this lovely creator of witty profiles, is hysterical.
steve, you're a pretty cool dude. thank you for all of this.
Y wwww

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dreamx3r
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June 25, 2012 8:37pm UTC

R
hWELL GUYS IT’S SUMMER 2012h
WHAT YOU AREN’T READY? Let me help you with this checklist.
q cute boys
q friendships to last a lifetime
q boating/jet skiing/tubing/ swimming
q bootieshorts
q crushes Y
q kick***vacation
q stargazing/fireworks/sunsets
q sleepless sleepovers
q &&**& & remember to write it all down

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dreamx3r
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June 19, 2012 4:27pm UTC

click to see this quote

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dreamx3r
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June 7, 2012 7:39pm UTC

eyes
<O>brown - beautiful & loving
<O>blue - gorgeous & smart
<O>green - adorable & deep
<O>hazel - pretty & charasmatic

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dreamx3r
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 7:09pm UTC

no wonder the sky cries...
nothing living can stay up in the sky. nothing truly belongs there. it all has to come back to earth at some point.
it must feel so abandoned.
☁
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