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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 5:42am UTC

Crush: I want us to be together but… We just aren’t in the same school.
..♥..
Me: I don’t think he has ever heard of going on a date or meeting up.

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 5:12am UTC

Crush: I want us to be together but… We just aren’t in the same school.
..♥..
Me: I don’t think he has ever heard of going on a date or meeting up.

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 5:04am UTC

Give Me Love Like Her.

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posted a quote
July 8, 2013 9:54pm UTC

I would like to have a cute relationship with you if we went to the same school.

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 9:52pm UTC

How much would it cost to buy your love?
Oh... What's Love Again?

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posted a quote
June 14, 2013 4:45am UTC

If I had a flower for every time you made me smile and laugh, I’d have a garden to walk in forever.

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PotatoSalad
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April 27, 2013 4:44am UTC

UM,
NO.

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posted a quote
April 12, 2013 12:27am UTC

I Dig, You Dig, He Dig, She Dig, We Dig, They Dig.
It’s Not a Very Good Poem.
But At Least It’s Deep.

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 5:45am UTC

Rawr means I love you in Dinosaur. ♥

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posted a quote
March 23, 2013 7:18am UTC

Hey I just met yah
But this be cray cray
Mah name’s Sharniqua
I`m ghetto baby.

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 7:16am UTC

Should I Talk To Him?...
Will He Reply?
Does He Like Me?
What If He Hates Me?...

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 9:47pm UTC

To Do List
- Wear a shirt that says life. Hand out lemons on the street.
- Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
- Become a teacher. Make every test answer “C” and enjoy.
- Wait until someone’s about to sneeze. Before they do loudly scream “PIKA PIKAAA!”
- Get into a cab and yell “Follow that car!”
-YAH MOM.
..........
(Jokes.)

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 5:00am UTC

Remember when you said you loved me?
Yeah me neither.

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 10:36pm UTC

Everything has beauty;
Some people are just too blind to see it.
Love Life.
Live Life.
Make your dreams come true.

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posted a quote
March 9, 2013 9:32pm UTC

CASE FILE NO. 6PhotoREAD THE DETAILS >Case's name:BobCriminal's info:
Name: Bob Llama
Age:1
Nationality:Rainbowa
Height: 30cm
Weight: 60grams
Hair:Rainbow
Eyes:Blue
Favorites:
Color: Raiinnboww
Singer: Llama Minaj
Sport:Trotting
Music:Pop
Shops: Rainbow Ice
Clothing: Capes
Accesories: Unihorns
Thing: ...?
Style: UniStyle
Crime:
For being too swag.
Other:
Bob likes carrots.
... and is a female llama.
Details:

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 8:34pm UTC

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

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posted a quote
March 9, 2013 8:24pm UTC

If you look really closely
You can see that I don’t care.

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 8:13pm UTC

‎.
⊂_ヽ
　＼＼ Λ＿Λ
　　＼(　ˇωˇ)　
　　　 >　⌒ヽ
　　　/ 　へ＼
　　 /　　/　＼＼
　　ﾚ　ノ　　ヽ_つ
　　/　/
　 /　/|
　(　(ヽ
　|　|、＼
　| 丿＼ ⌒)
　| |　　) /
`ノ )　　Lﾉ
(_／
Beaches, I`m Fabulous.

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 8:07pm UTC

Lost your= No pen
No pen= no notes
No notes= no study
No study= fail
Fail= no diploma
No diploma= no work
No work= no money
No money= no food
No food= skinny
Skinny= ugly
Ugly= no love
No love= no marriage
No marriage= no children
No children= alone
Alone= depression
Depression= sickness
Sickness= death
DON’T LOSE YOUR PEN, YOU
WILL DIE!

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 5:50am UTC

Sometimes I feel like you don’t like me.

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