To Do List

-  Wear a shirt that says life. Hand out lemons on the street.

-   Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

-   Become a teacher. Make every test answer “C” and enjoy.

-  Wait until someone’s about to sneeze. Before they do loudly scream “PIKA PIKAAA!”

-  Get into a cab and yell “Follow that car!”

-YAH MOM.

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(Jokes.)