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  1. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2014 9:07pm UTC
    History teacher: Is that tweety bird?
    Me:No, its an emoji.
    Teacher: Is that pokemon or something?

  2. Pikachu * Pikachu *
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2014 6:03pm UTC
    I Like Pokemon Is That Bad? xD

  3. Cody Senpai :3* Cody Senpai :3*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2014 10:09pm UTC
    When you keep the teacher distracted for too long and they forget to give the class homework.

  4. Cody Senpai :3* Cody Senpai :3*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2014 8:57pm UTC
    Picking the
    Cute pokemon
    over the
    Strong pokemon
    Quote credit to Cody Senpai :3

  5. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 3:48pm UTC
    My little brother just gave me a lecture about how you actually can't ketch'em all

  6. Ryouta* Ryouta*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 6:26pm UTC
    I AM IRIS'S BAE. TOUCH ME AND GET SENT TO PURGATORY.

  7. Fennekin* Fennekin*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 3:28pm UTC
    Being childish....
    IT'S AWESOME

  8. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 6:54pm UTC
    Y'all talkin about how puberty made you hot and here I am sitting here like someone pressed B in the middle of my evolution

  9. Roya* Roya*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 8:52pm UTC
    Insert dirty Pokemon puns below:

  10. Roya* Roya*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 8:49pm UTC
    POKEMON!
    Gotta Catch 'em All!

  11. Kin Kin
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2014 5:36pm UTC
    Charmanders are red.
    Squitles are blue.
    If you were a Pokémon.
    I'd choose you <3

  12. Pokemon Trainer Ocean* Pokemon Trainer Ocean*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 2:33pm UTC
    POKEMON LOGIC:
    *confused*
    Better hit myself in confusion! :D
    (Idk if someone made this quote before)

  13. Pokemon Trainer Ocean* Pokemon Trainer Ocean*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 2:18pm UTC
    I always wonder what pokemon do in their pokeballs all day

  14. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 8:26pm UTC
    Plot Twist:
    Ash has got all but one badge, the Pokemon Master badge. He's battling the last Pokemon he needs to get that badge
    Upon ordering Pikachu to use thunderbolt and finish the Pokemon off,
    Pikachu turns around,
    Looks Ash dead in the eyes
    And says 'Oi. I don't gotta take orders from you.'
    And then proceeds to kill him.

  15. Incognito Ghost* Incognito Ghost*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 5:13pm UTC
    If she plays Pokémon,
    MARRY HER

  16. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 7:06pm UTC
    Me saying goodbye: Peace out Bulbascouts.

  17. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 6:53am UTC
    They say that beer and weed helps you rid of your problems. Not mine.
    My alternative way is a journey through Skyrim and the rest of Tamriel,
    the Mushroom Kingdom,
    Hyrule,
    being on a battlefield,
    saving the Polaris Galaxy,
    defending ManCo.,
    and trying to catch and collect all pokemon.
    Truly, the key to ridding yourself of your life's problems, is to rid the problems of another.

  18. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 1:39pm UTC
    People who hate Pokemon
    have a serious mental problem.

  19. caitopotatoe12 caitopotatoe12
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 12:49am UTC
    Some people ask, What is true love?
    And the truth is, true love has no definition.
    It just is

  20. CarterTheKittyKat CarterTheKittyKat happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 9:55pm UTC
    So, if you could
    End World Hunger,
    or Live in POKEMON world,
    What would your Pokemon Starter be?

:)

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