Pokemon Quotes

Vinita*
posted a quote
October 27, 2014 9:07pm UTC

History teacher: Is that tweety bird?
Me:No, its an emoji.
Teacher: Is that pokemon or something?

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Pikachu *
posted a quote
August 7, 2014 6:03pm UTC

I Like Pokemon Is That Bad? xD

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Cody Senpai :3*
posted a quote
July 19, 2014 10:09pm UTC

When you keep the teacher distracted for too long and they forget to give the class homework.

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Cody Senpai :3*
posted a quote
July 19, 2014 8:57pm UTC

Picking the
Cute pokemon
over the
Strong pokemon
Quote credit to Cody Senpai :3

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LolaLori
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June 29, 2014 3:48pm UTC

My little brother just gave me a lecture about how you actually can't ketch'em all

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Ryouta*
posted a quote
June 13, 2014 6:26pm UTC

I AM IRIS'S BAE. TOUCH ME AND GET SENT TO PURGATORY.

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Fennekin*
posted a quote
June 13, 2014 3:28pm UTC

Being childish....
IT'S AWESOME

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AtmosFEAR
posted a quote
May 12, 2014 6:54pm UTC

Y'all talkin about how puberty made you hot and here I am sitting here like someone pressed B in the middle of my evolution

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Roya*
posted a quote
April 18, 2014 8:52pm UTC

Insert dirty Pokemon puns below:

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Roya*
posted a quote
April 18, 2014 8:49pm UTC

POKEMON!
Gotta Catch 'em All!

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Kin
posted a quote
March 29, 2014 5:36pm UTC

Charmanders are red.
Squitles are blue.
If you were a Pokémon.
I'd choose you <3

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Pokemon Trainer Ocean*
posted a quote
March 13, 2014 2:33pm UTC

POKEMON LOGIC:
*confused*
Better hit myself in confusion! :D
(Idk if someone made this quote before)

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Pokemon Trainer Ocean*
posted a quote
March 13, 2014 2:18pm UTC

I always wonder what pokemon do in their pokeballs all day

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
March 3, 2014 8:26pm UTC

Plot Twist:
Ash has got all but one badge, the Pokemon Master badge. He's battling the last Pokemon he needs to get that badge
Upon ordering Pikachu to use thunderbolt and finish the Pokemon off,
Pikachu turns around,
Looks Ash dead in the eyes
And says 'Oi. I don't gotta take orders from you.'
And then proceeds to kill him.

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Incognito Ghost*
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 5:13pm UTC

If she plays Pokémon,
MARRY HER

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 7:06pm UTC

Me saying goodbye: Peace out Bulbascouts.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 6:53am UTC

They say that beer and weed helps you rid of your problems. Not mine.
My alternative way is a journey through Skyrim and the rest of Tamriel,
the Mushroom Kingdom,
Hyrule,
being on a battlefield,
saving the Polaris Galaxy,
defending ManCo.,
and trying to catch and collect all pokemon.
Truly, the key to ridding yourself of your life's problems, is to rid the problems of another.

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 1:39pm UTC

People who hate Pokemon
have a serious mental problem.

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caitopotatoe12
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 12:49am UTC

Some people ask, What is true love?
And the truth is, true love has no definition.
It just is

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CarterTheKittyKat
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 9:55pm UTC

So, if you could
End World Hunger,
or Live in POKEMON world,
What would your Pokemon Starter be?

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