Sneeze Quotes

Kin
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April 6, 2014 10:22am UTC

I just heard a bird chirp and it actually sounded like it sneezed! Ahahaha that was great xD

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BerthaZ
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 6:42pm UTC

So like a have a cold and every fudge caking time I
sneeze it's always 2 times in a row. Like I'm not joking.
It kind of scares me.

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DreamLikeReality
posted a quote
February 7, 2014 4:46pm UTC

Today in school someone tripped over a chair leg and I said "Bless you"... -.-

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capsized*
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January 17, 2014 1:22am UTC

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

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livelovelaughskate
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 11:42am UTC

When I'm driving and I sneeze,
I'm afraid that in the half a second
that my eyes are closed
there's gunna be 1000 cars
in front of me and I'm gunna
get in an accident and die
Sneezing and Driving is Dangerous!

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livelovelaughskate
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January 12, 2014 11:37am UTC

Sneezing and driving is dangerous!

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KayleighJean
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January 1, 2014 1:39am UTC

First sneeze of the new year 2014 loving you already

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Baberz145
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December 20, 2013 9:55pm UTC

Why is it when we sneeze we say achoo who made us say that why is it we could just say other things. Think about it

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 7:45pm UTC

If you forget to say "Pika" before you sneeze ;
Remember you can say "bacca"
afterwards.

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Princess.Alexia*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Tessa: *sneezes*
Me:Bless you
Tessa:...............
Me: Exuse me i just blessed you i take that back now i hope the next time you sneeze nobody says bless you
Tessa:um exuse me i heard you i just didnt say thank you
Me: you it kill you to say thank you though
Tessa:um no i just didnt want to
Me: you are one ignorant !@#$%

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kunjun
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 2:10pm UTC

GOSH DAMMIT! I NEED TO SNEEZE. AND I CANT!

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TheEscapeArtist
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 12:22pm UTC

I wish I could see Voldemort sneeze.

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JustNodandSmile
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 5:39pm UTC

Just know that every time you sneeze,
that's a million more bacteria rendered homeless.

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dolph*
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 12:26pm UTC

next time you sneeze and someone says “bless you” stare them down with a very dirty look
and coldly reply “dont u dare force ur religion on me son”

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Mandypandy
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September 21, 2013 2:35pm UTC

When you have to sneeze so you get a tissue ready and the sneeze dissapears and you have the constant feeling like you'll sneeze.. lovely..

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 12:48pm UTC

i don't know if this is a cold or allergies but i've sneezed more in the
past hour than i have in the past three months

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ellielaurenn
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 9:04pm UTC

Crush's ex-girlfriend: *sneezes*
Teacher: Was that a sneeze?
Crush's ex girlfriend: Yeah
Teacher: God bless you!
Me: (silently) God already did........

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 4:59pm UTC

Person: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you.
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "THANK YOU" YOU UNGRATEFUL TWIT

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gcontento
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 10:04pm UTC

i sneeze in class:
*nothing*
someone else sneezes in class:
student: bless you
teacher: bless you
janitor: bless you
principal: bless you
intercom: bless you
class pet: bless you
chuck norris: bless you
wittyprofiles.com/author/gcontento

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musiclover1414
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Me: *Sneezes*
Mom: SHHHH!!
Me: Don't tell me what to do!
... My mom's so nice to me :P

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