Troll Quotes

Arty_Farty
posted a quote
April 13, 2020 6:26pm UTC

Dear Haters I couldn't help but notice that 'Awsome' ends with 'ME' and 'Ugly' starts with 'U'

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TheSkyDraconian
posted a quote
October 30, 2015 6:57pm UTC

When a troll comes to troll, make a decision: Who will waste their time? you or the troll?

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 11:03am UTC

Carl: Ready to run, Hershel? :troll:
Hershel: Motherfxcker.
(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

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Lmirela589
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 12:58pm UTC

I hate when people ask:
'''Who you tryna look
good for?''
B*tch myself

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Lmirela589
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 10:44am UTC

When your ex hits you
with that i miss you bullshit.

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Night_stuck*
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 3:37am UTC

Place your ad here!
https://ads.placing.co.uk/reason=p?k%...
This is really a quote.

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kianalove1234
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 12:46pm UTC

Boy:hey
me:hey
boy:we could be friends or more than that if you know what I mean....
me:best friends?
boy:lol no...more ;)
me:Oh ;).... MEGA BEST FRIENDS!
boy: .----. Someone lucky they pretty

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Lmirela589
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Me:For Christmas I want a unicorn.
Santa:Be realistic
Me:I want a boyfriend.
Santa:What color do you want your unicorn?

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 1:00am UTC

Imagine giving birth,
and instead of your
baby crying it's head off,
that little troll just screams
"FIRST!!!1!!!11!1!!!"

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sparkleyunicorns7
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 5:17pm UTC

So the other day I was in an argument with my mom over my future,
and she asked me what I am trying to do with my life.
I said that I just want to be happy, and her response was
"Well if you want to be happy, go sit in your room, eat chocolate, and m@strabate!"
...And there goes the last of my innocense.

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Katrhina
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 3:27pm UTC

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 1:10pm UTC

If You Don't Like Me:
- Take A Map
- Get A Car
- Drive To --> H∃LL
Have A Nice Trip
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 4:23am UTC

man i just want to unzip niall's pants
and grab hold of his big, huge, thick
wallet and pay for new clothes

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Onix*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 12:24pm UTC

MUST READ
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister.
She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.

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brillt27
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 2:00pm UTC

eating glitter so your shít shines bright like a diamond
~justgirlythings~

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 4:21pm UTC

me: hey dude pull my finger
*finger detaches when pulled*
me: haha see u in court jerk

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polinaagoldberg*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 9:05pm UTC

Why are you toucı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸hing the screen?

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Mimi8676
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 3:48pm UTC

79% of all people in the world don't know the opposite words for the following:
1.) Always
2.) Coming
3.) From
4.) Take
5.) Me
6.) Down
Hint: Think Rick Rolled...
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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someoneinhiding
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 5:07pm UTC

More than anything I want to be that terribly ugly girl that comes back super skinny and hot in the beginning of school. It probably won't be possible considering I look like a fat troll but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try.

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 1:46pm UTC

(•_•)
<) )╯all the single ladies \ (•_•)
/ \ ( (> all the single ladies
/ \
(•_•)
<) )╯oh oh oh
/ \

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