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  1. JazzibAli JazzibAli
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2016 7:42pm UTC
    There is always a Teacher who hates you for no reason.

  2. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2015 9:06pm UTC
    "The word ‘I’ symbolizes own EGO as sage says, ‘YOU’ sounds ADVICE as directed towards others and ‘WE’ signifies ACTION as it involves everyone alike; A true leader defines and differentiates oneself from others by often constructive ACTION than ADVICE and the same reflects in one’s language."
    ~Anuj Somany

  3. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2015 12:43am UTC
    "A person who burns from inside like the sun or a lamp can be a guiding light into others life and its luminous flux decides as how much a preacher’s life is right;
    and the people who can’t or don’t, seem bright only to those who have mere eyesight without a vision inside but just a minuscule glare."
    ~Anuj Somany

  4. xxyeyaxx* xxyeyaxx*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2015 2:19am UTC
    You taught me how to smile again, when I forgot everything before you.
    You taught me how to live again, when all I knew was you.

  5. phee phee
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2015 4:24pm UTC
    teacher: where is your homework?
    student: ohhh written in the starss!
    teacher: where is it?
    student: a million miles away
    teacher:*sigh*what did you write about?
    student: message to the main, ohhhh
    teacher: do you want to go to summer school?
    student: seasons come and go!
    teacher: change your attitude!
    student: but i will never change.
    teacher: go to the headteacher's office!
    student: i'm on my wayyyyyyyyyy!
    teacher: wait...isn't that a song?...
    stu dent: (take s off earplugs)

  6. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2015 6:27pm UTC
    Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after

  7. thelostheartedteen thelostheartedteen
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2014 2:39pm UTC
    One day during class, my calculus teacher wasn't paying attention to where he was walking and he smashed his foot into his desk. He started to hop around on one foot, and yelled out, "MOTHER-----" but then he looked up and saw 23 students staring at him and smoothly finished with, "FUNCTION!" Thus, MOTHERFUNCTION was born.

  8. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 6:50pm UTC
    I hate it when I am taking an exam and the teacher decides to stand right next to my desk for 5-10 minutes and looks at all of my answers.
    Its just.
    Why me?

  9. Saige112 Saige112
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2014 11:57am UTC
    So today I helped out an old teacher of mine and she now works at a school a couple towns over. One of her students kept asking me questions about myself and finishes off with asking "Does you money look different than it does here?" She is in 4th grade and has probably been to my town multiple times in her life

  10. DieiSomnians DieiSomnians
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 8:56pm UTC
    I love the look teachers give you when you answer a math problem before they can even think about it.

  11. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 9:36pm UTC
    'Excuses are like armpits
    everyone has them,
    everyone has more than one,
    and they all stink.'
    -Mah history teacher

  12. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 4:58pm UTC
    Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand,
    and 6 in the other. What do I have?
    Student: A drinking problem.

  13. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 4:55pm UTC
    Teacher: where is your homework?
    ME: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school.

  14. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2014 11:07am UTC
    Teacher: Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
    Teacher: It runs through your jeans

  15. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2014 11:26am UTC
    I hate it when I actually do my homework and the teacher doesn't check it.

  16. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2014 3:50pm UTC
    Sometimes I feel like shooting you,
    But making love to you at the same time

  17. arianaa-is-my-queen* arianaa-is-my-queen*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 11:55am UTC
    Today I told my teacher I haven't self-harmed in a year and she was like "A year? Wow. That's gone fast. I'm so proud of you, I really am. I actually can't explain how proud I am of you right now." We talked about other things and stuff... I actually feel like she's the only person in my school who understands me and actually shows that she cares about me. She's just so understanding and makes time for me and ACTUALLY LISTENS TO ME. No one else really does... I actually look up to her. She's helped me so much, more than anybody tbh!

  18. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 3:44am UTC
    Teacher: Where is your homework?
    Me: I lost it fighting some kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school.

  19. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2014 1:11pm UTC
    "Did you do your homework?" "Did you grade my test?" "I have other student's tests to grade." "I have other teacher's homework to do."

  20. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 10:36am UTC
    My teacher was so funny she was like " aww I can't believe little Zoya has all grown up, I'm so proud of you" she kept making me blush and laugh:p


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