Best Microwave Quotes Today

Christopher Robin*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 7:34pm UTC

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it makes cracking and exploding noises then its cold, like why you gotta play me like that?

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greyskies
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 5:13pm UTC

Microwave: Here, have this hot plate.
Microwave: It would be a shame if
Microwave: the food
Microwave: is still
Microwave: frozen.

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CrisParadis
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 3:56pm UTC

I like opening the microwave with one second left
because it makes me feel like James Bond defusing a nuclear bomb.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 10:49pm UTC

And does anyone else,
microwave ice cream when it gets too hard to scoop out?

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 9:55pm UTC

When I found out that my microwave
wasn't waterproof,
I was shocked.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
March 17, 2014 2:02am UTC

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it's still really cold in the middle
and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy
is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callouse and casual destruction

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 7:27pm UTC

"Ahh, you're so hot!"
I whispered to a
plate of food I pulled
out of the microwave.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 8:10pm UTC

when i said nuke the chinese,
i meant put the take out in the microwave.

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 7:44pm UTC

I've always wondered what would happen
if I put popcorn in the microwave with the wrong side up
NMF

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 2:15pm UTC

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 1:27pm UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
Me: Hey mum what if one day we were cooking something in the microwave and it like... spit it out and started crawling everywhere and attacked us like off G-Force?
Mum:...

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skylarlovestrains
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 12:20pm UTC

Roses are red
My name is Dave
This poem makes to sense
Microwave <3

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juliarose417
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 3:25pm UTC

Just opened my microwave when it hit zero but it didn't beep
My life is complete

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ecawesomeness
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 10:52am UTC

me: *walks downstairs*
me: *stares at microwave in shock*
me: mom...
me: why is our microwave gray...
me: our microwave was black...
me: when did we get a new microwave?
mom: 2 years ago, honey
mom: around the time you started staying in your room all day?

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