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Member Since: 29 Jan 2013 12:21pm

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Hi, my name is Skylar Land. I love trains, coffee, Zelda, metal, and cats. I need nothing else in this world. I enjoy writing and speaking. I am in Debate, and I am one of the top students in my school in Debate. I have been to many writing academies and have been published. I hope you enjoy my writing and my remarks because I do enjoy making people laugh. : )
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  1. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    April 25, 2013 6:10pm EDT
    My ex girlfriend had a tattoo of a sea shell on her thigh, and i swear if you put your ear up to it, you could smell the ocean.

  2. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    April 17, 2013 12:28pm EDT
    Trying to understand your stupidity is like trying to smell the number 8.

  3. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:55pm EDT
    Someone posted:
    Why do we need school?
    Music: We have Youtube
    Sport: There's a Wii
    Spanish: There's Dora
    English: Everything shortened anyways (idk,dm,brb)
    Math: Thats why we have calculators
    Geography: I'll buy a globe
    History: There all dead anyways.
    I replied: Remember, I don't like pickles on my cheese burger.

  4. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    March 13, 2013 3:08pm EDT
    Sometimes when I'm bored, I like to roll up like ball on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb.

  5. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    March 13, 2013 12:10pm EDT
    One thing a pedofile may say:
    On a scale of 1-10 how old are you?

  6. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    March 7, 2013 4:11pm EST
    One of my favorite quotes:
    "This song is copyrighted is U.S. under Seal of Copyright #154085, for a period of 28 years, and anybody caught singin' it without our permission will be mighty good friends of ours, 'cause we doing' give a darn. Publish it. Write it. Sing it. Yodel it. We wrote it, that's all we wanted to do."
    -Woody Guthrie
    This is what music is about.

  7. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 12:26am EST
    Next time someone wants to fight:
    Me:"Okay, fine. We'll fight in a minute."
    Me:" I've got to stretch first."
    *doing squats- arms extended
    Me:"I suggests you do these too. You don't want to tear a muscle."
    Me:" ARM CIRCLES; 20 SECONDS."

  8. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    March 3, 2013 9:54pm EST
    Crying over a boy?
    Nah, pick your head up princess,
    your tiara is falling. <3

  9. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    March 1, 2013 12:20pm EST
    Roses are red
    My name is Dave
    This poem makes to sense
    Microwave <3

  10. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 25, 2013 5:15pm EST
    If you forget someone's name, ask, "hey what's your name?" They'll reply, and they may be somewhat hurt. Then say, "no your last name!" They will be relieved and you just got their first and last name!

  11. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 23, 2013 6:38pm EST
    *preppy girl at mall with TONS of makeup on and the size of a twig.*
    "GIrls, I think I weigh too much bleh bleh bleh."
    This goes on for like 10 minutes so I finally say
    "Maybe, if you took off all the makeup you'd loose a good 20-30 pounds."
    It may have been rude..but it was true.

  12. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 22, 2013 10:42pm EST
    Am I the only one who has that one friend who claims to eat ALL THE TIME, but when they come over they only have a saltine cracker and a glass of water?

  13. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 20, 2013 8:51pm EST
    *dog barking every minute at everything*
    Me: You are the worst watch dog ever....thinking everything is an emergancy.

  14. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 19, 2013 11:17pm EST
    Who needs a relationship when you have food?
    Now, excuse me while I cuddle, watch the Notebook and make-out with..my doritos.

  15. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 19, 2013 4:12pm EST
    other teens: "Oh sweet! My parents are gone for a whole week. Time to invite friends over and have a huge party!
    me: "Oh sweet! My parents are gone for a while week. Time to stay on the internet until 6 a.m. without being scared that my mother will wake up and yell at me.

  16. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 19, 2013 4:09pm EST
    I don't understand how people have the guts to approach their crush...
    I can't even get the guts to ask for extra sauce at McDonalds.

  17. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 19, 2013 4:07pm EST
    Me: Eva, sometimes you aren't the smartest.
    Eva: Well, just know this: If I EVER become a vegetable, I want to be an apple.
    Me: I just...what...
    Eva: And, I also have 500 IQ cells.
    This is the friend you need to make your parents realize their kid isn't half bad.

  18. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 18, 2013 11:20pm EST
    In the year 1895 there were a total of only two cars in the entire state of Ohio. Those two cars ended up crashing into each other.

  19. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 18, 2013 11:18pm EST
    All the SAW movies put together are 666 minutes in length.

  20. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 18, 2013 11:16pm EST
    Mephobia is the fear that you'll become so awesome that the human race can't take it and everyone dies.
    Prepare to be destroyed.

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