Hi, my name is Skylar Land. I love trains, coffee, Zelda, metal, and cats. I need nothing else in this world. I enjoy writing and speaking. I am in Debate, and I am one of the top students in my school in Debate. I have been to many writing academies and have been published. I hope you enjoy my writing and my remarks because I do enjoy making people laugh. : ) Follow me and I follow back! : )
Someone posted: Why do we need school? Music: We have Youtube Sport: There's a Wii Spanish: There's Dora English: Everything shortened anyways (idk,dm,brb) Math: Thats why we have calculators Geography: I'll buy a globe History: There all dead anyways. I replied: Remember, I don't like pickles on my cheese burger.
One of my favorite quotes: "This song is copyrighted is U.S. under Seal of Copyright #154085, for a period of 28 years, and anybody caught singin' it without our permission will be mighty good friends of ours, 'cause we doing' give a darn. Publish it. Write it. Sing it. Yodel it. We wrote it, that's all we wanted to do." -Woody Guthrie This is what music is about.
Next time someone wants to fight: Me:"Okay, fine. We'll fight in a minute." Me:" I've got to stretch first." *doing squats- arms extended Me:"I suggests you do these too. You don't want to tear a muscle." Me:" ARM CIRCLES; 20 SECONDS."
If you forget someone's name, ask, "hey what's your name?" They'll reply, and they may be somewhat hurt. Then say, "no your last name!" They will be relieved and you just got their first and last name!
*preppy girl at mall with TONS of makeup on and the size of a twig.* "GIrls, I think I weigh too much bleh bleh bleh." This goes on for like 10 minutes so I finally say "Maybe, if you took off all the makeup you'd loose a good 20-30 pounds." It may have been rude..but it was true.
other teens: "Oh sweet! My parents are gone for a whole week. Time to invite friends over and have a huge party! me: "Oh sweet! My parents are gone for a while week. Time to stay on the internet until 6 a.m. without being scared that my mother will wake up and yell at me.
Me: Eva, sometimes you aren't the smartest. Eva: Well, just know this: If I EVER become a vegetable, I want to be an apple. Me: I just...what... Eva: And, I also have 500 IQ cells. This is the friend you need to make your parents realize their kid isn't half bad.