Microwave Quotes

Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 7:27pm UTC

"Ahh, you're so hot!"
I whispered to a
plate of food I pulled
out of the microwave.

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Michelle Parker *
posted a quote
May 14, 2014 7:37pm UTC

stop calling yourself hot the only thing you can turn on is the microwave

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
March 17, 2014 2:02am UTC

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it's still really cold in the middle
and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy
is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callouse and casual destruction

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 8:53pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are black
This poem makes no sense
Microwave

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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January 12, 2014 1:27pm UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
Me: Hey mum what if one day we were cooking something in the microwave and it like... spit it out and started crawling everywhere and attacked us like off G-Force?
Mum:...

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 7:44pm UTC

I've always wondered what would happen
if I put popcorn in the microwave with the wrong side up
NMF

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DunGoofed
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December 1, 2013 5:51pm UTC

Burnt popcorn from the microwave. Yummmmm :/

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epiccookies
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September 14, 2013 5:48pm UTC

Dear microwave,
Why is my plate so hot and food so cold?
Sincerely, confused.

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juliarose417
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 3:25pm UTC

Just opened my microwave when it hit zero but it didn't beep
My life is complete

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 10:49pm UTC

And does anyone else,
microwave ice cream when it gets too hard to scoop out?

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Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends*
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August 7, 2013 11:27pm UTC

Yep I live my life on the edge I microwave my ice cream.

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Christopher Robin*
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August 7, 2013 7:34pm UTC

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it makes cracking and exploding noises then its cold, like why you gotta play me like that?

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ecawesomeness
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August 7, 2013 10:52am UTC

me: *walks downstairs*
me: *stares at microwave in shock*
me: mom...
me: why is our microwave gray...
me: our microwave was black...
me: when did we get a new microwave?
mom: 2 years ago, honey
mom: around the time you started staying in your room all day?

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skull1111
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August 5, 2013 3:37pm UTC

Accomplishing things before the Microwave hits 0:00.

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capsized*
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August 5, 2013 2:15pm UTC

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

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