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Member Since: 2 Jun 2013 03:27am

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Follow me guys! I follow everyone back because I’m nice :P I’m a ballet freak so yeah if I post heaps of ballet stuff don’t be surprised. I also hate stuck up twelvies get over yourself.

 

  1. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 4:40am UTC
    So you only have one life..right?
    SO LIVE IT
    GET OUTSIDE
    HAVE FUN
    SMILE
    AND LOVE LIFE
    BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT COULD END

  2. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 5:53am UTC
    I dont fall in love I tombé onto it ;)

  3. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 11:46pm UTC
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  4. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 11:40pm UTC
    Studied for 30 seconds.....
    I'm gunna rock this test!

  5. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 2:22am UTC
    Johnny at the Park:
    Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.
    Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
    Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.
    "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...."
    Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
    So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."
    At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
    At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.
    He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

  6. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 2:13am UTC
    Bestfriend: I love it when my boyfriend hugs me from behind
    Me: I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready! :D

  7. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 6:32am UTC
    Ballet technique is really hard, it's never
    easy it just becomes possible.

  8. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 4:56am UTC
    Forget having a boyfriend, just get a cat, then you can be a
    single cat lady who walks her cats every Sunday :)

  9. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 4:50am UTC
    When my friend isn't present in school;
    5% Oh I hope shes okay
    95% How dare you leave me alone!

  10. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 6:54am UTC
    when you think evrythings going really bad then you get the news that changes your life forever!

  11. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 6:50am UTC
    *Best part about finals*
    Mom: Go outside!
    Me: I'm studying for finals!
    Mom: Wash the dishes.
    Me: You have no idea how stressed I am for finals!
    Mom: Clean your room.
    Me: But I have an English final at 7 in the morning.
    Mom: Get off your computer, please.
    Me: But my history teacher put a review sheet on his website.
    Mom: Come to the store with me.
    Me: But I'm in the middle of a study session...
    Mom: Go to bed!
    Me: Let me finish studying first!
    Exact same but with ballet exams! :') HAHA

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