Mermaids Quotes

nicole🌹*
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February 18, 2015 3:02pm UTC

95% of the ocean is undiscovered.
You can't tell me mermaids don't exsist yet.

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Steezy
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March 1, 2014 7:27am UTC

Peter:Girls,Girls leave Wendy alone!
Mermaids:What Peter? we are only trying to drown her

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pirateslifeforme*
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December 20, 2013 10:25am UTC

Is it just me #unknown
number
I have always wondered how mermaids reproduce

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happiest*
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October 12, 2013 2:19pm UTC

how do mermaids have babies
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
why didn’t aladdin have nipples

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
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September 16, 2013 9:21am UTC

Reasons to be a mermaid:
- no periods
-no pants

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goawayanthony*
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August 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC

There was no merman in the ocean so the mermaids had to go mate with humans but realized they had no vagiinas and that my friend is how the mermaid population died out, and how we know about mermaids.

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 13, 2013 12:41am UTC

Q: How do mermaids have babies?
A: Sea-sections

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nevershoutnever98
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August 10, 2013 8:00pm UTC

Fact:
Mermaids are NOT the same as sirens

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asianmayonnaise
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July 3, 2013 10:53pm UTC

Seals are basically just dog mermaids

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Beautiful_mystery
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June 26, 2013 5:41pm UTC

But a mermaid has no tears
therefor she suffers more.

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TheRedDress
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June 22, 2013 1:32pm UTC

The Ocean
Is where I belong.

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seeyouthen
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May 25, 2013 7:18pm UTC

So my friend has this business called the Mermaid Encounter and she makes mermaid tails and goes to little girls birthday parties at the pool. Apparently one day a 7-year-old went up to her and asked how she does IT with her merman. I can't even...

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glitter162*
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May 20, 2013 7:32pm UTC

How are mermaids born if they
have tails? Sea-section.

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Infinity on high*
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May 10, 2013 9:21am UTC

Have you ever wondered
how mermaids have babies and why Tarzan didn't have a beard and just

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ljames17
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May 9, 2013 7:58pm UTC

90% of the ocean is undiscovered
and you're telling me mermaids don't exist. Yeah, ok.

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Yas_TheCat
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April 10, 2013 1:54pm UTC

Girls think gaps
in there legs are
pretty?
Well in the year 3000 when everyone lives under water as mermaids they wont want gaps in there legs then will they ?
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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