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seeyouthen

1. seeyouthen
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   December 17, 2013 4:17pm UTC
   Girl on Instagram
   *posts picture*
   Caption: Can't believe I've known this girl since I was 1.
   Love her so much! So proud of all her accomplishments. Miss
   her with all my <3
   Me: You must be missing the letter <i> too
   
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2. seeyouthen
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   December 16, 2013 5:02pm UTC
   Best Insult as a Child
   Me: You look pretty
   Kid: Thanks!
   Me: Yeah, it's opposite day.
   
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3. seeyouthen
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   December 15, 2013 12:53pm UTC
   At Work
   Would you like a medium or a large side?
   Customer: Are you calling me fat?
   Next guy in line: fight fight fight fight
   
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4. seeyouthen
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   December 15, 2013 12:35pm UTC
   In Am Eagle, there's a chance you'll meet a hot guy... who turns out to be gay
   On Omegle, there's a chance you'll meet a hot guy... who turns out to be a 50-year-old woman
   
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5. seeyouthen
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   December 9, 2013 11:09pm UTC
   Brother: Look, my iPod balances on the cup!
   iPod: *falls in water*
   Me: No it doesn't
   
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6. seeyouthen
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   December 9, 2013 11:05pm UTC
   Friend: My grandma always says: "He so ugly he cute"
   Friend: Not about kids though! About animals. I promise!
   
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7. seeyouthen
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   December 9, 2013 11:02pm UTC
   Instead of leaving swiffer sweepers on doorsteps, we should leave food for the homeless
   
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8. seeyouthen
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   November 22, 2013 3:45pm UTC
   There really needs to be a word for when people cough.
   Person: *coughs*
   Everyone in the world: Bles-
   Everyone in the world: Never mind.
   
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9. seeyouthen
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   November 22, 2013 3:40pm UTC
   PDA
   Please don't attack each other with your faces
   
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10. seeyouthen
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    November 22, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    Having a boss named Bill be like:
    Bill pays me. Now I must go pay bills.
    
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11. seeyouthen
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    November 20, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    *Family doing yardwork*
    Teenage boy: *trimming bush*
    Parents: *pulling weeds*
    Dad: What are you doing over there?
    Mom: Uh oh! Girl check! Checking for a girl in a bikini!
    
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12. seeyouthen
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    November 20, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    Haha, won of the rools is that the quote can knot hav to many unspeled words.
    
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13. seeyouthen
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    November 20, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    Teacher: I wish I had blue eyes. I'd be hot with blue eyes.
    
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14. seeyouthen
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    November 20, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    When I was in 4th grade,
    there was this girl who always cheated off my test answers.
    One day I got so fed up with her that I put down all the wrong answers,
    and when she went to turn her test in,
    I changed mine to all the correct ones.
    She never cheated off me again :)
    
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15. seeyouthen
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    November 19, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    We had an inspirational speaker come to my school to talk about bullying. His name was Dana. He said he was bullied because of his name and he asked if anyone else had a name like that. Our PE coach stood up and walked to the front of the room and said, "My name is Gay." That's really his last name, and kids do tease him because of it but he looked so proud when he said that and it was great. Everyone started cheering.
    
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16. seeyouthen
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    November 11, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    I'm starting to worry. The only thing that gives me a spark when we touch is the elecrtrical socket. Is it love?
    
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17. seeyouthen
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    November 7, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    I think that before my mom gets home, she makes a bet with herself on whether I'll be at the computer or the fridge.
    
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18. seeyouthen
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    November 6, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    Teachers complained about all the kids who ditched school today. They must not have realized it was camoflauge day.
    
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19. seeyouthen
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    November 6, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    At the Country Music Awards:
    Winner: Thank you!
    Audience: *shuns that person*
    Winner:Thank y'all!
    Audience: *cheers*
    
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20. seeyouthen
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    November 2, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    L is for the way you look at me
    O is for the only one I see
    V is very, very extraordinary
    E is even more than anyone that you adore and
    Love is all that I can give to you
    Love is more than just a game for two
    Two in love can make it
    Take my heart and please don't break it
    Love was made for me and you.
    
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